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Ramsey
Legacy Name: Ramsey

The

Darkmatter Ghostly
Owner: Gandalf

Age: 18 years, 1 month, 3 weeks

Born: January 25th, 2008

Adopted: 14 years, 1 week, 1 day ago

Adopted: March 9th, 2012

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Statistics

Level: 42
Strength: 101
Defense: 100
Speed: 101
Health: 101
HP: 101/101
Intelligence: 188
Books Read: 181
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Operations Specialist

CREDITS

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Story by Gandalf
Background image by Gandalf

"You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tenderness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile"
- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

A Letter to My Future Minions

Dear Future Minions,

You do not have the pleasure of knowing me yet, but I assure you that you will. As abhorrent as I find the acquaintance, it is a necessary sacrifice that I am willing to make. If I don't, you grubbing, loathsome lot would just continue to consume and consume, stuffing your faces with the resources of this world and murdering your fellow neighbor for paltry sums until you destroy us all.

You disgust me.

Darwin was partially right; the human race has evolved. Where he went wrong was when he assumed that the human race has evolved for the better. The modern day human being serves no purpose in the natural order of things other than to disrupt it. Therefore, in order to restore peace to the world, it is only logical that the humans are to be destroyed. This is simple enough for you to comprehend, yes?

I, Ramsey Abracus Cadabracus Shnizzles, am willing to step to the task. Although I am young now, I am strong, and I am growing stronger by the day. You human beings have that idiotic baker protecting you right now, but make no mistake; every moment in this world is strengthening my magical powers. Soon, I will be able to overpower the baker girl, overthrow your silly government, and set myself up as KING OF THE WORLD!

It is unfortunate, but there will be quite a large fuss while I do so. I'm afraid that your world shall be plunged into a restless period of turmoil. No matter, you shall rest in peace soon enough. Until then, I bid you adieu.

Best Wishes for now,

Lord Shnizzles

From Your Lord and Ruler

Art
By Deadbeat
By Kronos
By Paintz
By Isik
By Skywilling
By Popoko
By xxhamtaraxx
By Choco

Songs
The World's Enemy - From Crisis Core
The Imperial March - By Galactic Empire
Beethoven's 5th Symphony - By Ludwig Van Beethoven
My Freeze Ray - From Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog