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Smiley always has the Happy Thought
Smiley
Legacy Name: Smiley
The Custom Scribble Blob
Owner: Balloon
Age: 7 years, 8 months, 4 days
Born: August 19th, 2016
Adopted: 6 years, 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: June 2nd, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 45
- Strength: 114
- Defense: 110
- Speed: 112
- Health: 110
- HP: 110/110
- Intelligence: 158
- Books Read: 142
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Building Blocks Display Destroyer
profile, artwork, overlay, and story by Balloon • "Smiley" lyrics written by Billy Corgan
Harvey Ball information from Wikipedia
Building Blocks Display Destroyer at Toy Box
Lots of kids have imaginary friends, but mine wasn't human. She wasn't even completely imaginary-- in fact, she's still with me, sitting on my bed. Smiling.
Harvey Ball invented the smiley face in 1963 as an employee morale-booster for an insurance company, but as a child of the 80's, I didn't really discover the lemony yellow symbol of eternal happiness until 1990. Then, at the age of 8 while I was back-to-school shopping with my mom, I saw a red plaid dress that came with a little yellow smiley face purse. I claim that I don't believe in love at first sight, but I have to admit that when I locked eyes with that blank, black gaze, I lost my heart.
I didn't go home with that particular smiley, but I did get a vinyl yellow tote bag with a smiley face printed on it. (I still have and use that tote bag, although it's really more purse-sized for the adult I masquerade as.) That was the start of a smiley face collection that I've kept adding to ever since, but I received my most prized smiley item a few months later as a Christmas gift from one of my best friends. Those intervening months had been filled with an unstoppable obsession with all things smiley, and considering how obsessed I get with things now at the age of 35, I can only imagine how unbearable I was at 8. I'm amazed I had any friends left by Christmas, but I did, and she picked out the perfect present.
The present was attached to a cardboard backer that declared the item to be a "Suction Cup Smiley Face," like those iconic plushie Garfields that stick up in car windows. Smiley was round and fuzzy and yellow with a string loop on the top of her (of course she was a girl, because I was a girl!) head, black embroidered eyes and smile, and a tush tag that read "Smiley" in case there was any doubt as to her species. She had black arms and legs with knobby, somewhat arthritic-looking knees and elbows, natty white gloves, white socks, and for reasons that have never been clear to me, yellow tennis shoes. Her suction cups were sewn to the palms of her gloves, but I never attached her to windows very often because she's kind of top heavy. When stuck to a window, Smiley's head (and she's all head) flopped backwards, barely supported by her spindly arms, and she always seemed uncomfortable. I didn't want to let go of her long enough to stick her to anything, anyway.
In the months and years that followed, Smiley was my constant companion not only in plushie form, but also in my imagination. As I would many (many) years later for Poof the Drifblim, I invented an entire world for a living entity based upon my beloved plushie. Suction Cup Smiley Face came to life as Smile E. Face, nicknamed "Smiley," who lived in the town of... well... Smileyland. Smileyland was located somewhere up in the clouds, in close proximity to Heaven, I guess. I do know there were always a lot of rainbows around, and the smileys used sentient, sapient, talking unicorns as transportation. I don't know why the unicorns didn't mind this, probably because Sundance never minded ferrying Megan around on the My Little Pony cartoon. Although Smiley was a girl, she presented as completely agender and never wore clothing, as evidenced by my childhood drawing of her above. (In contrast, I made several skirts for the real world, plushie Smiley. Now that I'm much better at sewing, I make her much nicer looking skirts, but I've also fixed up some of the old ones she especially liked.)
Smiley's three siblings were more tightly bound by societal gender constraints, and by my weakness at coming up with good names. Her brother was named Smiley Boy and wore a beanie propeller hat. One of her sisters, who was also her best friend, was named Smiley Girl. Smiley Girl always wore a pink hair bow and had eyelashes. Because, you know, she was a girl. Never mind that Smiley was also a girl and had no eyelashes, or that none of the Smiley children had any hair elsewhere on their heads. Smiley's other sister was named Hippie Smiley, due to the romanticized peace-and-love notion I had of hippies thanks to Lisa Frank. Hippie Smiley also had eyelashes, along with a polka dotted hair bow and a bead necklace.
Before you wonder how I managed even to name any of my Subeta pets myself without breaking my brain, not all inhabitants of Smileyland had names like "Smiley [insert generic identifier]." The Face kids' parents were Clark and Clarice Face. Not bad, right? Although I didn't come up with "Clark" all by myself-- I got it from Clark Kent, because while Smiley's dad was a mild-mannered something-or-other by day, he had a secret identity! He was actually SUPER SMILEY, defender of Truth, Justice, and a Nice Day! (...I'm still kinda proud of that line.) As one might guess, Clark Face had black hair and nerdy glasses, while Super Smiley wore the requisite cape. Clarice Face (come to think of it, I don't know why I didn't name her Lois... apparently I was protesting canon hetero ships even at the tender age of 8) was a blonde who wore a blue apron. Because, you know, she was a mom.
Smileyland had many other inhabitants, most of them with normal human names (although I have to admit, I got a lot of them by using the phone book to look up people who actually had the last name of Smiley, Smily, or Smilie). Most notable was John Smiley, Smiley's best friend besides Smiley Girl, and her sometimes-boyfriend. John had spiky blond hair, sunglasses, and shorts which I drew as blue triangles but which were probably meant to be board shorts or something. John also has the distinction of being the only other inhabitant of Smileyland to have a real world counterpart: when my mom saw how well-loved (read: well-worn) Smiley was getting, she suggested we get a spare Suction Cup Smiley Face while Toys R Us still had them in stock. We did, and I named the newcomer after John.
While John Smiley has maintained most of his fuzz and bright yellow color, Smiley lost the string on top of her head after a few years, and her tush tag had to be cut off after it got worn and dirty. Eventually, she had a suction-cup-ectomy as well when they began to yellow and crack. (The fact that I tended to chew on them may have had something to do with that.) She went through the wash once when I accidentally put her in the machine with my sheets, and it so improved her appearance, I started giving her surface baths from time to time after that. Her plush is now nubby, her color has faded, and her once pristine white gloves are drab. I don't write stories or draw comics about Smileyland anymore.
But out of the 9,855 nights (more or less) that have gone by since Smiley came home with me that Christmas, she has been with me for 9,850 of them (approximately). She has accompanied me in six countries, three houses, and three apartments; through high school, college, and two graduate programs. Through it all, she's never lost her smile, and she's never given up on me, even during all the times I gave up on myself. I haven't always rewarded her as well as she deserves, but I keep her dressed in seasonally appropriate skirts (calico in summer, sweater knit in winter) and drop a kiss on the top of her round little head whenever I pass by my bed, where she sits each day. She gets her baths in Dreft baby detergent and frequent airings out in the sun. I don't talk about Smiley the way I do about Poof-- worn childhood smiley faces don't carry the cultural capital handmade Pokemon plushies do-- but she doesn't mind. Smiley's not the jealous type.
Pet Treasure
Imaginary Friend Sticker
Letters to an Imaginary Friend
Plushie Love Sticker
Box of Childhood Memories
You Make Me Smile! Sticker
Fuzzy Smiley Plushie
Darkmatter Fuzzy Smiley Plushie
Smiley Balloon
Happy Balloon
Happy Balloon Sticker
Daylight Spirit
Happy-in-the-Pants
Sunny Love Plushie
Full of Joy Magic Lamp
RoQ Candy Xtra Decorative Pins
Happy Face Spider
Happy Face Spider Plushie
Clocky McClockface
Volli
Happy Bomb
Fake Malevolent Grimfruit
Rora
Joyful Snowball
Smiling Snowball
Hail Insurance Sticker
Ice Cube Blub
Blub Cube
Silver Angel Doll
Gold Angel Doll
Angelic Blob Doll
Spooky Ghost Blub
Painting with Blob Kit
Happy Ghostpop
Ghost Freeze Pop
Sodilume
100k Members Rainbow Candle
Enchanted Candle
Tiny Virus
Meeples
Bite Me Sticky
S Tile
Book of Doom
Dad Jokes
Book of Smiles
Happy Stories of Joy Book Tape
Happy Face Eraser
Large Happy Face Ring
Bottled Happiness
Happy Axe
Happy Spear
Happy Hammer
Crown of Bright Sunshine
Sir Small Beanbag
Sir Happy Beanbag
Sir Tickle Beanbag
Sir Greedy Beanbag
I Like Your Face Sticker
A-peel-ing Sticker
Someone Was Here Sticker
Happy Smiley Sticker
Good Smiley Sticker
Lovely Smiley Sticker
Happy Bonfire Sticker
Sun-Sun
None-Sun
Super Happy Fun Time Sun Plushie
Sunrise
Beaming Sun Puffy Sticker
Cheery Sun Sticker
Hello Sunshine Sticker
Sunny Daze Tie
The Sun and the Flower
Field Frolicking 101
Uncle Carls Sun Safety Guide
The Perfect Shades
Moon Pumpkin Garden Stone
Mister Moon
Plump Moon Beanbag
Gold Moon Relic
Starguardian
100k Users Plump Star Plushie
Origami Star
Wittlebebestah
Sweetie Star
Mister Stardust
Happy Star Bracelet
Cutesy Shooting Star Sticker
Happy Subeta
Meteo
Spectrumbie
Spectrumbie Plushie
I-Love-You Rainbow
Rain-Tombie
Book of Really Really Happy Rainbows
Content Cloud Sticker
Cheery Windy Sticker
Cloud Beanbag
Happy Thought Beanbag
The Happiest Storm Cloud
Recycled Storm Cloud Plushie
Stormy Moods
Ribbons
Sequin
Festive Mushy Plushie
Clivey
Strawberry Milk Sticker
Banana Milk Sticker
Pear Milk Sticker
Milk Sticker
Chocolate Milk Sticker
Eddie Bell Sure Bet Cute Popsicle Prop
Happy Cotton Candy Sticker
Cotton Candy Friends Sticker
You Are My Butter Half Sticker
Wok This Way Sticker
Phoever
Happy Cactus Sticker
Cheery Lumineve Tree Sticker
Parent Sticker
Sibling Sticker
Really Awesome Cool Fun Person Sticker
Hollyberry Pie
Lemon Peel Puddin
Jolly Soup
Friendly Stone Hombre Cookies
Mallow
Iced Smile
Too Cute To Eat Cake Plushie
Smiley Cuppycake Plushie
I-Love-You Cupcake
Chrust
Cinnaman
Gingerbread Cookie
Gingerbread Man Ornament
Shortbread Man Ornament
Super Festive Gingerbread Man Sticker
Gingerbread Girl Beanbag
Tiny Gingerboy
Gingerbread Hot Chocolate Bomb
Choco Lot
One Dot Four Dash Cookie
Happy Little Peach-Pie
Angelic Pie Minion
Super-Pie Plushie
Slicelius Pie Minion
Evil Pie
Happy Muffin
Pirate Cupcake
Smoreluvin
Peary
Peary Plushie
Happy June Strawberry Plushie
Happy Bendy Banana Toy
One In A Melon Sticker
Smo-N-Ore
Delectable
Delectable Plushie
Runaway Hot Chocolate
Scented Peppermint Cocoa Plushie
Luvalatte
Good Egg
Sleepy Yolk
Egg Trio
Happy Popcorn Sticker
Candy Hearts
Valiant Jelly Bean
Dandy Candy
Ilovesweeties
Yummy Lollipop Beanbag
Yummy Wrapped Candy Beanbag
Bubble Gum Blub
Peppermint Blub
Mintobe
Mint to Be Sticker
Two Peas in a Pod
Broklee
Brococo
Beet Warriors
I-Love-You Sausage Ham and Mayo Sammich
I-Love-You Taco
Lovely Tasting Taco Sticker
Tacoboutus
Pizzamahart
I-Love-You Pizza Slice
I-Love-You Pizza Slice Plushie
Little Ham Plushie
Happy Nuggets
Suave Onion
Olivyu
Perfect Pear
Avocutie
Roasted Avocutie
Hartbeet
Beanthinkinofu
Happy Gourd
Mister P
Dunklin
Dunklin Plushie
Plonkin
Winkle
Pumpky
Overly Happy Pumpkin
I-Love-You Pumpkin
Unusual Crowned Pumpkin
Happy Paper Jack-o-Lantern
Super Happy Face Pumpkin Plushie
Happy Pumpkin Plushie
Friendly Pumpkin Plushie
Jolly Pumpkin Plushie
Pumpkin Spooky Doll
Jackie Mooshiboi
Overexcited Carved Pumpkin
Happy Pumpkin Drops
Caramel Covered Popcorn
Sweet Pumpkins
Fruity Pumpkin Lookalike
Morostide Coconut
Smiley Pumpkin Leaf Bag
Pumpkin Inflatable Decoration
Jack O Lantern Succulent
Pumpkin Soul Patch
Pumpkin Printed Foil Wrapped Chocolate Ball
Jack-o-Lantern Drawstring Bag
Happy Pumpkin Eraser
Malicious Pumpkin Ball
Pumpkin Keychain
Super Happy Face Pumpkin Sticker
Om Nom Face Pumpkin Sticker
Excited Decorative Pumpkin Jar
Sly Jar-O-Lantern
Collectible Pumpkin Glass
Jack-o-lantern Pumpkin Candle
Pumpkin Pencil
Spooky Ice Cream Soda
Tiny Morostide Pumpkin Stickers
Sweet Oranges
Sweet Oranges Beanbag
Apeeling
Cheerful Harvest Apple Plushie
Smiley Apple
Appli
Spudd
PO-TA-TIS
Smiley Croissant
Smiley Tropical Juice
Smiley Pea
Smiley Pie
Smiley Strawberry
Smiley Strawberry Beanbag
Smiley Tomato
Smiley Sushi
Smiley Sushi Beanbag
Baby Sushi
Baked Flat Fish
Smiley Steak
Smiley Sausage
Smiley Pea Beanbag
Smiley Pear
Smiley Fried Egg
Smiley Drumstick
Smiley Broccoli
Smiley Cheese
Smiley Cheese Beanbag
Smiley Cherry
Smiley Cherry Beanbag
Lucky Cherries Plushie
Smiley Cookie
Smiley Avocado
Smiley Beef Burger
Smiley Tea
Smiley Soup
Smiley Steak
Smiley Salad Sandwich
Smiley Marshmallow
Smiley Lemon
Smiley Lime
Smiley Orange
Smiley Pineapple
Smiley Egg
Smiley Dollop
Smiley Cupcake
Smiley Carrot
Smiley Banana
Smiley Milkshake
Smiley Ice Cream
Smiley Ice Cream Beanbag
Long Corn Buddy
Snowy Suit Shirt
I Love Winter! Sticker
Snowman Hot Chocolate Bomb
Smiley Snowball Man
Snowballman
Spinning Snowman
Evil Snowman
Snowman Wallcling
Snowman Doll
Snowkid
Tiny Snowbuddy
Gingerbread Snowman Cookie
Snowman Sugar Cookie
Silly Snowman Doll
Saheric Sandman
Pumpkin-Headed Snowman
Sandwich Cookie Snowman Pops
Snowman Cake Pop
Thumbprint Snowman Cookie
Yoole
Happy Coal Plushie
Angelic Pet Rock
Angelic Spider
Spider Balloon
Sougara Yellowjack Bee Pin
Bee Blub
Ladybug Pinata Plushie
Timey Wimey
Lovetron 3000
Mister Top Hat
Small Inanimate Blob
Guano
Partying Hat
Cutesy Funnel
Lil Rock Buddy Beanbag
Smarmy Rock
Infatuated Pet Rock
Subeta Coal Fairy
Crystal Blub
Blubby Lava Lamp
Lil Gear
Plank
Happy Box
Klaver
Batty Bat
Haxxor
Foamy Hand of Perpetual Poking
My Pet Brain
My Pet Heart
My Pet Lungs
Taddy
Jelly
Chelkur
Happy Clam
Finvoila
Fish Pinata Plushie
Star Fruit Fish
Star Fruit Fish Plushie
Staer
Staer Plushie
Wind-up Staer
Maplestaery
Shimmering Holly
Chilly Tree
Mimictree
Fairy Tale Beanstalk Plushie
Henni
Festive Cactus
Festive Cactus Beanbag
Knit Succulent Candy Jar
Snake Plant Pot Plushie
Seed
Acornling
Happy Tree
Arborling
Sadistic Shrub
Melix Flower
Bara
Purple Dancing Flower
Hapoom
Autumn Mushroom Plushie
Sweetshroom
Friendly Visitor
Whale You Be Mine Sticker
Ball of Love
Patched Flopit Figurine
Wastie
Crawling Goo
Neon Blub
Frugala Blub
Bubble Spirit Beanbag
Steam Spirit Beanbag
Love for Them All
Childs Valentine
Hartz
Love Bug Cardboard Mask
Newfie
Fireball Blub
Stinker Bomb
Bomber Beanbag
Musical Note
Annoying Singing Blub
Musical Notes Blub
Mister Paintbrush
Eggus
Happy Luminaire Lights
Pastry Buddy Icing Bag Plushie
Tinny Tim
Foily Fred
Cinched Garbage Bags
Dawn Happy Fashion Plushie
Sun Happy Fashion Plushie
Field Happy Fashion Plushie
Dusk Happy Fashion Plushie
Lilac Happy Fashion Plushie
Cream Happy Fashion Plushie
Red Happy Planet Plushie
Orange Happy Planet Plushie
Green Happy Planet Plushie
Blue Happy Planet Plushie
Purple Happy Planet Plushie
Brown Happy Planet Plushie
Black Happy Planet Plushie
White Happy Planet Plushie
Red Smiley Spider Sticker
Yellow Smiley Spider Sticker
Green Smiley Spider Sticker
Blue Smiley Spider Sticker
Purple Smiley Spider Sticker
Black Smiley Spider Sticker
White Smiley Spider Sticker
Spiderbelle
Red Fuzzy Bat Sticker
Orange Fuzzy Bat Sticker
Green Fuzzy Bat Sticker
Blue Fuzzy Bat Sticker
Purple Fuzzy Bat Sticker
White Fuzzy Bat Sticker
Black Fuzzy Bat Sticker
Snuggly Red Bat Plushie
Snuggly Orange Bat Plushie
Snuggly Citrus Bat Plushie
Snuggly Ice Bat Plushie
Snuggly Purple Bat Plushie
Snuggly Pink Bat Plushie
Snuggly Brown Bat Plushie
Snuggly Black Bat Plushie
Snuggly Silver Bat Plushie
Snuggly White Bat Plushie
Red Pumpkin Decorations
Orange Pumpkin Decorations
Yellow Pumpkin Decorations
Green Pumpkin Decorations
Blue Pumpkin Decorations
Purple Pumpkin Decorations
White Pumpkin Decorations
Pink Pumpkin Decorations
Pink Ghost Pop
Pumpkin Ghost Pop
Green Ghost Pop
Blue Ghost Pop
Purple Ghost Pop
White Ghost Pop
Black Ghost Pop
Pink Jelly Beanbag
Orange Jelly Beanbag
Seafoam Jelly Beanbag
Blue Jelly Beanbag
Purple Jelly Beanbag
Bright Octosquish Beanbag
Lemon Octosquish Beanbag
Sugar Octosquish Beanbag
Green Yarn Octopus Plushie
Purple Yarn Octopus Plushie
Red Pepper Lantern
Carrot Lanterns
Green Pepper Lantern
Turnip Lantern
Potato Lantern
Sustainable Wooden Chef Playset
Fiddlehead Fern Love Sticker
Garlic Love Sticker
Spring Onion Love Sticker
Parsnip Love Sticker
Cauliflower Love Sticker
Onion Blub
Asparagus Blub
Turnip Blub
Strawberry Blub
Raddish Blub
Kohlrabi Blub
Grosseries Infected Turnip
Rave Turnip
Centropolis Tree Blub
Riverside Tree Blub
Veta Lake Tree Blub
Fairgrounds Tree Blub
Caramel Apple Blub
Fantasy Orange Pumpkin Blub
Great White Pumpkin Blub
Potater Blub
Pumpkin Harvest Dragon Macaron
Campfire Weiner Blub
Crispy Marshmallow Blub
Knotta Planet Blub