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The Narrator has a minion!

Stanley the Brokd




The Narrator
Legacy Name: Louder


The Steamwork Kora
Owner: Balloon

Age: 8 years, 4 months, 4 weeks

Born: April 18th, 2018

Adopted: 2 years, 9 months, 3 days ago

Adopted: December 14th, 2023

Statistics


  • Level: 135
     
  • Strength: 193
     
  • Defense: 17
     
  • Speed: 17
     
  • Health: 17
     
  • HP: 17/17
     
  • Intelligence: 173
     
  • Books Read: 161
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Toys Played: 0
  • Job: Awe-inspiring Storyteller


Please be aware that this page contains spoilers for the video game The Stanley Parable.


This is the story of a man named Stanley.

Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push on his keyboard, how long to push them, and in what order. And although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

And Stanley was happy.

And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley. Something he would never quite forget.

He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. Something was very clearly wrong. Stanley got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.

All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Enter the door on the left. | Enter the door on the right.

Yet there was not a single person in the meeting room either, only a rather ungainly piece of machinery standing against one wall.

Feeling a wave of disbelief, Stanley decided to go up to his boss's office, hoping he might find an answer there. He paid no attention whatsoever to the machine. Why would he? It had nothing to do with the story. Instead, Stanley continued through the next door.

Continue through the next door. | Examine the machine.

Stepping into his boss's office, Stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life. Shocked, unraveled, Stanley wondered in disbelief who orchestrated this. What dark secret was being held from him? What he could not have known was that the keypad behind the boss's desk guarded the terrible truth. Incredibly, by simply pushing random buttons on the keypad, Stanley happened to input the correct code by sheer luck. He stepped into a newly opened secret passageway.

Descending deeper into the building, Stanley realized he felt a bit peculiar. It was a stirring of emotion in his chest as though he felt more free to think for himself, to question the nature of his job. Why did he feel this now, when for years it had never occurred to him? This question would not go unanswered for long.

Stanley walked straight ahead through the large door that read "Mind Control Facility." The lights rose on an enormous room packed with television screens. Each bore the number of an employee in the building - Stanley's co-workers. The lives of so many individuals reduced to images on a screen, and Stanley one of them, eternally monitored in this place where freedom meant nothing. Stanley decided that this machinery would never again exert its terrible power over another human life. And when at last he found the source of the room's power, he dismantled the controls once and for all.

And yet, even as an immense door slowly opened upon the world beyond the office, Stanley reflected on how many puzzles still lay unsolved. Where had his co-workers gone? How had he been freed from the machine's grasp? What other mysteries did this strange building hold?

But as sunlight streamed into the chamber, he realized none of this mattered to him, for it was not knowledge or even power that he had been seeking, but happiness. As Stanley stepped through the open door, he felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him. This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen.

And Stanley was happy.

Begin the game again.

the end is never the end

This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.

Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it. Or perhaps Stanley simply got confused and genuinely believed he was walking through the left door even as he strolled boldly through the right door. This is quite possible considering how easily Stanley became confused. In fact, Stanley was so bad at following directions, it's incredible he wasn't fired years ago.

Fortunately, Stanley could still reach the meeting room by detouring through the maintenance section of the office. He took the first open door on the left, walked straight through to the opposite door, and got back on track.

Go to the meeting room.

Hello. It's nice to see you.

Even though this is a pet profile and not actually a video game, there are still some settings we can adjust.

I enjoy adjusting settings. It helps me learn more about people and how they like things to be set.

It's good to collect data.

Please enter the current time.
:

There. I've adjusted the profile's settings to your exact specifications.

...but if I'm being totally honest, the settings don't do anything to the profile anyway...

Adjusting settings is just what I do, like a day job.

And now... the job is over, so it's time for me to leave.

Although if you want to talk to me again, just reload the profile.

I'll be right here.

I must keep the wheel turning.

Thank you. Please enjoy the pet profile.

Awe-Inspiring Storyteller (wip)

> Profile and story by Balloon, based on The Stanley Parable.
> Pet image edits by Balloon.
> Background image screenshot and The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™ footer image from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe.
> Settings adjusted by the Settings Character.

Profile under construction.

Pet Treasure


Four Sticker

Two Sticker

Seven Sticker

Invisible Man

The Story That Never Ends

Fantastic Fiction: Stuck in a Loop

Choose Your Own Mystery

The Horribly Bad Day!

Oops: A True Story

Magic Door

Magical Shortcuts

Zero Days Without Incident Sticker

Key to a Backroom

White PC

Computer Projector

Black Clock Beanbag

Working Hard Sticker

Fancy Corporate Pen

Corporate Bubbles

Happy Box

Plain Collectible Mug

Newsprint Mug

Puzzled Mug

Circuitboard Mug

Souvenir Beach Mug

Number One Dad Collectible Mug

Button Addicts: The True Story

Boring Classics Book Tape

Happy Stories of Joy Book Tape

Tales of Angst Book Tape

Window to a White Lumineve Sticker

Silver Countdown Necklace

Crusher 376

Memories Sticker

An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism

Fast Food Name Tag

A Hole Too Deep

Eight Sticker

Simple Telephone

Black and White Travel Suitcase

Ohno! Road Sign

Cheese Nyoom Sticker

Potted Fern

Likes To Collect Statement Tee

Bucket Hat

Literal Bucket List

The Bucket Squad Sticker

Bossanova Cinch

Maracas

Secret Codes

Red Tie

Giant Stuffed Panda Toy

Four Sticker

Three Sticker

Two Sticker

Yellow Pencil

Battered and Broken Wheel

How to Write I

How to Write II

How to Write III

Incomplete Manuscripts

Edited Script

Writers Block

Pet Friends