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Granny Goose has a minion!

Rage the Honk

Granny Goose
Legacy Name: Granny Goose

The

Custom Cream Jollin
Owner: Yorick

Age: 7 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: September 4th, 2018

Adopted: 7 years, 6 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: September 4th, 2018

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Statistics

Level: 14
Strength: 32
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 48
Books Read: 46
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Burrito Stuffer

CREDITS

profile template (c) helix (get it)
Story and art by: Yorick
?- 12/19/24
You're missed buddy.

Yeah I know, I'm not a goose. I'm a rescue canine, who when I acquired my human, didn't even know how to play. They call me a grumpy butt and a silly goose. But they give me foods and scratches my butt if I nudge them enough. PLUS they made this little blanket they will let me sleep under, so I can let them name me Granny Goose. I guess.

The thing that really irks me, is sometimes they will leave the house without me. Harumph. I mean sure they leaves me with another human but that's just rude isn't it? They need dog supervision ok? 24/7, preferably a gig that is paid in copious amounts of treats.
Someone please explain this to them?