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Sweetiepye the Domestic Minilot
Malady
The Common Experiment #10010
Owner: Tribe
Age: 1 year, 2 weeks, 2 days
Born: March 11th, 2023
Adopted: 1 year, 1 week, 4 days ago
Adopted: March 16th, 2023
Statistics
- Level: 132
- Strength: 331
- Defense: 330
- Speed: 325
- Health: 325
- HP: 255/325
- Intelligence: 22
- Books Read: 22
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
profile template (c) helix (get it)
template edited by Tribe, spacemage, Gyarbear
story by Tribe
Background courtesy of Unsplash user Louise Tollisen (tollisen)
Adopted from WonderFox on 3/16/2023
Death becomes her
Soft chirps greet the Half Baked's patrons, the last note drawn out into a trilling warble. With a showman's flair, Elsie's sweet haunt playfully raps the ground with her dark beak, craning her little neck to watch her (captive) audience's reactions.
A glint of fiendish pride in her eye, Malady basks in their friendly chuckles, welcoming any and all head scratches and back pats. Once satisfied, she's quick to tap the ankles of attentive passerbys, corraling them toward the freshest batch of baked goods. She points up at the pastry racks with a motion of her beak, trills for their attention.
Once they decided what to purchase, the pylot cheerfully accompanies customers to the register, wherein Elsie shyly peeks out from the bakery to ring up the purchase. Malady's ragged haunches tense to propel her up to the register counter, where she taps out a pattern on the tabletop to signal the customer's selection of goods.
"That's my lady, little Mistress Malady." The shopkeeper giggles as she singsongs to the sweet creature, a grin the slightest bit wobbly on her undead features. "A full-fledged salespylot all on her own. That'll be 5,731 sP for you today."
Malady giddily chirrups at the praise, proffering a survival flower to the patron as they pay for and pick up their bagged pastries. She cheerfully sees the patron off, leaping down to the floor and dutifully padding out to the doorway.
She happily trots back into Half Baked, settling on a well-loved pillow in a far corner--one that gives her full view of the shop's goings-on. In between rounds of meticulous preening, she methodically make the rounds again, bringing in customers with enthusiastic gumption.
It's all in a day's work for the Sweetydead Pylot; her playful antics make her a dearly beloved sight in the Underground.
She's a sweet peculiarity, a sugar-spun candied pylot amalgamated with a graveyard horror--with a disposition as sugary as syrup to match.
In spite of her bubbliness, the dominant murders of pylots--their dark plumage oil-slick iridescent in the low light--are plenty wary of this strange newcomer, rebuffing her sincere attempts to join them. To them, she is dangerously unknown, an oddity that none of them recognize. They are reluctant to count her among their numbers, to accept her as she is: a saccharine part-dead creature that charms the attentions of passing waygoers.
A few of their number come around, yet never enough to hold sway over the decisions made among the murder. A touch crestfallen, she makes her peace with their over-cautious nature: those among the murder come first. Her very nature--as odd as it is--discomfits and unsettles, even despite her very efforts to court friendly favor.
Even so, she happily welcomes whatever company greets her, oh-so-charmingly peering up at them with mint-blue eyes. She brings bits of Half Baked treats to those she takes a shine to, singing them a few measures of famous love songs in her signature tremulous trill. She is ever the joyous songbird, proud to delight friendly folks with her penchant for performance.
After all, she knows that her undead state--whether accepted or not--becomes her.
Pet Treasure
Pylot Figurine
Eyeball Water Cake
Splittifish Toaster Pastries
Sweet Tooth Truffles
Blueberry Beetle Bites
Gloweek Tail Cupcake
Orange Peel Cupcake
Pitiful Survival Buttercup Cupcake
Garden Tiger Moth Chunk Cookies
Bone Cream Creme Puff
Dead Survival Small Pale Roses Cake
Blossom Fish Eclair
An-Effort-Was-Made Honey Pie
Goliath Brownie
Turkey Tail Cake
Survival Dandelions
Survival Buttercups
Dull Survival Yellow Plumerias Brownies
Survival Bundle of Gardenias
Survival Trio of Yellow Plumeria
Pylot Beanbag
Pylot Plushie
Pylot Bobblehead
Grooming Pylot Plushie
Pylot Constellation Plushie
Survival Pair of Daisies
Survival Forget-Me-Nots
Dying Survival Daisies Marshmallows
Survival Stargazer Lilies
Survival Small Pale Roses
Nice-Try Sweetheart Cookie
Pink Mold Cupcakes
Good-Effort Sweet Pea Cookie Bits
Orchid Mantis Cheesecake
Jelly Ear Petit Four
Toad in the Doughnut Hole
Sweety Dead Tart
Sweetydead Gate Keeper Plushie
Sweety Dead Cheesecake
Sweety Dead Cookies
Bitten Lovey Sugar Cookie
Forbidden Fruit Pie
Partially Eaten Chocolate Strawberry
Red Survival Note Rose
Tripedal Crow