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Malady has a minion!

Sweetiepye the Domestic Minilot




Malady


The Common Experiment #10010
Owner: Tribe

Age: 1 year, 2 weeks, 2 days

Born: March 11th, 2023

Adopted: 1 year, 1 week, 4 days ago

Adopted: March 16th, 2023


Pet Spotlight Winner
March 31st, 2023

Statistics


  • Level: 132
     
  • Strength: 331
     
  • Defense: 330
     
  • Speed: 325
     
  • Health: 325
     
  • HP: 255/325
     
  • Intelligence: 22
     
  • Books Read: 22
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


CREDITS

profile template (c) helix (get it)
template edited by Tribe, spacemage, Gyarbear
story by Tribe
Background courtesy of Unsplash user Louise Tollisen (tollisen)
Adopted from WonderFox on 3/16/2023

Death becomes her

Soft chirps greet the Half Baked's patrons, the last note drawn out into a trilling warble. With a showman's flair, Elsie's sweet haunt playfully raps the ground with her dark beak, craning her little neck to watch her (captive) audience's reactions.

A glint of fiendish pride in her eye, Malady basks in their friendly chuckles, welcoming any and all head scratches and back pats. Once satisfied, she's quick to tap the ankles of attentive passerbys, corraling them toward the freshest batch of baked goods. She points up at the pastry racks with a motion of her beak, trills for their attention.

Once they decided what to purchase, the pylot cheerfully accompanies customers to the register, wherein Elsie shyly peeks out from the bakery to ring up the purchase. Malady's ragged haunches tense to propel her up to the register counter, where she taps out a pattern on the tabletop to signal the customer's selection of goods.

"That's my lady, little Mistress Malady." The shopkeeper giggles as she singsongs to the sweet creature, a grin the slightest bit wobbly on her undead features. "A full-fledged salespylot all on her own. That'll be 5,731 sP for you today."

Malady giddily chirrups at the praise, proffering a survival flower to the patron as they pay for and pick up their bagged pastries. She cheerfully sees the patron off, leaping down to the floor and dutifully padding out to the doorway.

She happily trots back into Half Baked, settling on a well-loved pillow in a far corner--one that gives her full view of the shop's goings-on. In between rounds of meticulous preening, she methodically make the rounds again, bringing in customers with enthusiastic gumption.

It's all in a day's work for the Sweetydead Pylot; her playful antics make her a dearly beloved sight in the Underground.

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She's a sweet peculiarity, a sugar-spun candied pylot amalgamated with a graveyard horror--with a disposition as sugary as syrup to match.

In spite of her bubbliness, the dominant murders of pylots--their dark plumage oil-slick iridescent in the low light--are plenty wary of this strange newcomer, rebuffing her sincere attempts to join them. To them, she is dangerously unknown, an oddity that none of them recognize. They are reluctant to count her among their numbers, to accept her as she is: a saccharine part-dead creature that charms the attentions of passing waygoers.

A few of their number come around, yet never enough to hold sway over the decisions made among the murder. A touch crestfallen, she makes her peace with their over-cautious nature: those among the murder come first. Her very nature--as odd as it is--discomfits and unsettles, even despite her very efforts to court friendly favor.

Even so, she happily welcomes whatever company greets her, oh-so-charmingly peering up at them with mint-blue eyes. She brings bits of Half Baked treats to those she takes a shine to, singing them a few measures of famous love songs in her signature tremulous trill. She is ever the joyous songbird, proud to delight friendly folks with her penchant for performance.

After all, she knows that her undead state--whether accepted or not--becomes her.

Pet Treasure


Pylot Figurine

Eyeball Water Cake

Splittifish Toaster Pastries

Sweet Tooth Truffles

Blueberry Beetle Bites

Gloweek Tail Cupcake

Orange Peel Cupcake

Pitiful Survival Buttercup Cupcake

Garden Tiger Moth Chunk Cookies

Bone Cream Creme Puff

Dead Survival Small Pale Roses Cake

Blossom Fish Eclair

An-Effort-Was-Made Honey Pie

Goliath Brownie

Turkey Tail Cake

Survival Dandelions

Survival Buttercups

Dull Survival Yellow Plumerias Brownies

Survival Bundle of Gardenias

Survival Trio of Yellow Plumeria

Pylot Beanbag

Pylot Plushie

Pylot Bobblehead

Grooming Pylot Plushie

Pylot Constellation Plushie

Survival Pair of Daisies

Survival Forget-Me-Nots

Dying Survival Daisies Marshmallows

Survival Stargazer Lilies

Survival Small Pale Roses

Nice-Try Sweetheart Cookie

Pink Mold Cupcakes

Good-Effort Sweet Pea Cookie Bits

Orchid Mantis Cheesecake

Jelly Ear Petit Four

Toad in the Doughnut Hole

Sweety Dead Tart

Sweetydead Gate Keeper Plushie

Sweety Dead Cheesecake

Sweety Dead Cookies

Bitten Lovey Sugar Cookie

Forbidden Fruit Pie

Partially Eaten Chocolate Strawberry

Red Survival Note Rose

Tripedal Crow

Pet Friends