Smitty T
Legacy Name: Smitty T

“Well she’s not bleeding on the ballroom floor, just for the attention,”

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[Loud][Gross][Womanizer][Loyal]

Name: Shmitty T. Tequila

------Origin------

How exactly Smitty came to be is a matter of some mystery.

Well, he knows who made him. He knows vaguely what he’s made of. But not why, or especially how.

A mysterious doctor created him through an alchemetical process, creating a creature with humanoid and various insectoid traits. Shortly after being born, he haphazardly escaped his creator, along with his sister creation, Dealthy.

Smitty is a one of a kind creature, thrust into the world without any knowledge of how his body should work, of what secretions are natural and which aren’t. His own anatomy provides him with many discoveries, most of them miserable.

He was raised in a very human oriented environment, and even as it shaped his view of his body, it also shaped his view on himself and his future.

Mainly, through the observing pop media, he determined two things for himself.

A. He wants a hot girlfriend

B. He wants to be famous.

Smitty sings at night in The Early Bird. He loves singing Panic! At the Disco songs, and doesn’t care how mainstream they are. His entertaining is his work under Deathly as his secondary occupation.

His primary occupation is as a hitman, gunning down anyone Deathly tells him to. He owes her, he says. She’s a beautiful gorgon who saved his life.

-----Personality----

Smitty is insecure, but arrogant. Cruel, but empathetic. Aloof, but loyal. He acts the part of a tough guy, as he is, for all accounts, a pretty tough guy. But he is afraid of being seen as unattractive to everyone, he frets about his body and appearance. He can be cruel, vengeful, but he cares about those around him. His distance is his only true act, for after giving someone the cold shoulder for a while he will inevitably be back to converse merrily with them. He flirts with women he finds attractive (which is to say, most beings that identify as female) and makes lewd jokes without fully understanding their meanings.

---Appearance---

Smitty has a great large head that has been described as reptilian or dragon like. He has a short snout and a mouth full of curved teeth. He has two pairs of almond shaped red eyes. He has three digits on each hand and three toes per foot. His skin is a rough, dull yellow. His blood is a gray-purple and somewhat acidic. By putting pressure on a certain part of his cheeks, he can draw blood into pouches on the inside of his cheek, and gush blood up to 12 feet away.

He generally wears a black tux with sharp shoulder pads, a red tie, and a tophat.

. Age: 3

Height: 6’5

Weight: Heavy

Orientation: Probably Straight

----Relations with other pets----

Crostblade;

Smitty disklikes Crostblade, seeing the punk as unwanted competition in his role as hitman.

Tabalay;

Smitty finds the knight to be rather deluded, initially not believing him being a knight, but eventually he was convinced. He enjoys singing to the sound of Tabalay’s violin.

Mao

He finds Mao somewhat attractive, but he tends to avoid her lest he incur her wrath.