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Grubs the Feltis
Bennie
Legacy Name: Bennie
The Graveyard Celinox
Owner: Blir
Age: 14 years, 10 months, 4 days
Born: May 24th, 2009
Adopted: 11 years, 9 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: May 29th, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 52
- Strength: 130
- Defense: 129
- Speed: 127
- Health: 127
- HP: 120/127
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 1
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Finding his place in the world, one questionable meal at a time
Bennie's biggest dream is to become a celebrity chef and a household name in Subeta. But, as you can imagine, there are more than just a few flaws with Bennie's master plan.
The main flaw of course is that poor Bennie is just a squat little Celinox, one who lacks any sort of technical ability to execute the complex dishes he so desperately dreams to make. Stubby Celinox paws are not designed for peeling seafood, julienning vegetables, and stirring intricate sauces. Hind paws were not designed to stand for hours on end or hustle and bustle around the kitchen. Little Bennie learned the hard way that besides his zest for cooking, he has little else working in his favor.
The first to bravely hire Chef Bennie was the wholesome Charity of the Riverside Free Food Center. Problems arose quickly as Charity noticed that even the most needy of Subetans couldn't bear to eat the food; Charity was horrified to step back into the kitchen and realize that fur, insects, claws, and other odd ingredients started appearing in the food of appalled soup-kitchen patrons. Bennie swears the insects are purely to add protein, and other obscure ingredients have holistic benefits, but stoic-faced Charity was not pleased. Charity kicked him to the curb just as quickly as she had hired him.
Bennie went through a series of different cooking job attempts, each of them ending in the same result- even the most forgiving of Subetans simply hated his food! Even the dishes that did turn out halfway decent risked not even making it to the plate (plating without opposable thumbs is not for the faint of heart). Bennie was about to give up and throw away his chef's hat for good until an idea struck him... he refused to believe his food was bad, it was simply misunderstood, even unappreciated! But where could be find the right audience who would appreciate his love of unusual ingredients...?
After a bit of research, a wild idea Struck Bennie- The Underground!! It was so crazy it just, just may work.
This plan was crazy, and definitely desperate, but Bennie was at the end of his rope. Bennie heard rumors of these zombie-like people who devoured anything in sight, and suddenly Bennie knew where he belonged. Bennie made the long trek to Shadowglen and without hesitation he threw himself into the Forbidden Underground to become one of the Unliving himself! Chubby little Bennie was of course irresistible to the Undead and was bitten almost immediately, making the painful transformation from a fluffy little Celinox to a Graveyard pet.
Bennie is now the happiest he has ever been. Bennie found a job effortlessly at the leading restaurant and pub in the Underground where all of the zombie patrons and tourists alike gather to get a taste of his uniquely putrid concoctions. Bennie has finally achieved his goal of fame and can happily live the rest of the days cooking up all of the stinky, awful recipes his little paws can handle.
Bennie is happy to show that even though he was laughed at and kicked out of jobs in the past, it was not a matter of quitting or giving up, but finding a place where his worth can finally be realized.
Pet Treasure
Parrot Waxcap Pie
Sauerkraut Stew
Fish Eye Kebab
Blood Zombie Condiment
BBQ Rib Sub
Spiced Pickled Eyeballs
Actual Sponge Cake
Splittifish Toaster Pastries
E-For-Effort Honey Bun
Dino Ribs
The Meatball Cone
Tricerrito
Mini Meatloaves
Fried Cheese
Human Tartare
Hot Beef Sundae
Blue Cheese Cheese Treat
Seaweed and Toast
Blue Bovyne Cheese
Disgust Cream-Filled Broken Heart Cakewiches
Heart Warming Soup
Grocer Meat Pie
Rotdog
Chocolate Roach Pie
Mold Frosted Cookies
Neural Juice Eye Bubble Tea
Blood Twisted Cinnamon Pastry
Brain Filled Pastry Sandwich
Fingernail Topped Ladyfingers
Fried Pickles
Bloodred Hot Dog
Brain Stew
Growth Pizza Slice
Charred Fish on a Stick
Baked Fish Heads in a Basket
Salted Meat in Gravy
Octochips
Bone Stew
Questionable Slider
Drool Sauce with Fried Fingers
Family-Size Cheesy Finger Fries
Tooth Nasty Pasty
Brain Zombie Condiment
Sweety Dead Cheesecake
Ginger Pudding
Tar Twisted Cinnamon Pastry
Caffeinated Hot Sauce
BBQ Rib Sub
Jolly Soup
Chocolate Coated Capsicum
Toad in the Doughnut Hole
Boiled Cabbage On A Silver Platter
Pigeon Stew
Lamprey Pie
Rancid Inedible Meat
Severed Fish Head
Brains and Chips
Brussels Sprouts
Chelon Soup
Barnacle Brittle
Fish Bones
Pirate Bombo
Deep Fried Ice Cream
Eyeball Bonbon
Fried Mushrooms
Jerkied Beef
Mold-Swirled Blondies
Seaweed Chips
Brain Lettuce and Tomato Bagel
Brain Filled Pastry Sandwich
Chocolate Covered Corncob
Yummy Chummy Fishtail Cracker
Onion Rings
Eyeball Topped Cake
Green Eyeball Pastry Puff
Fried Pickles
Burnt Glazed Doughnut
Slab of Raw Meat
Pherret Eggroll
The Mega Grog
Layered Darkside Soup
Mystery Soup
Cow Tongue
Relish Mustard and Ketchup Hot Dog
Deep Fried Butter
Kayu
Poutine
Pickled Palm Hearts
Family-Size Poutine Finger Fries
Dirty Spaghetti
Lava Brain Cake
Milky Brain Puff
Octopus Kelp Roll
Baked Beast
Flesh Zombie Zaliva
Uncooked Fish
Sour Cabbage
Chocolate Dipped Bacon
Grease Burger
Carrot Tonguecake
Volcano Bakemeat
Salmagundi
Cherry Gummy Heart
Garlic-Stuffed Olives
Chocolate Eyecake
Fried Fester
Liver Stew
Brain Mushroom Thumbprint Cookie
Cannibal Soup
Plain Eyeball Pie
Devils on Horseback
BBQ Bone Chips
Kraken Pop
Zombie Brain Puff
Fresh Worm Burger
Okroshka
Sea Creature Soup
Bloody Quiche
Blue Cheese-Stuffed Olives
Mountain Oysters
Poison Cake
Drool Sauce with Fried Fingers
Vanilla Heartcake
Stuffed Stomach
Drowned Squirrel
Feli Spaghetti
Intestine Pot Pie
Jerk Chicken and Rice on a Plank
Deadcadent Hand Cupcake
Torrent Sail Spaghetti
Pickled Eyeballs
Fish Bit Salad
Juicy Steak
Fried Lungs
Creamed Belly
The Mega Grog
Fish Belly Casserole
Yarrburger
Haggis
Roasted Heart
Wrinkled Peach Cheesecake
Liver Salad
Stale Moldy Ship Biscuit
Squid Leg Salad
Hazel Jellied Eyeball
Angels on Horseback
Squid on a Stick
Intestine Pot Pie
Chocolate Covered Lime
Brain Burrito
Terrseo Meat
Carrot Braincake
Codfish Fritters
Tongue Misfortunate Mousse
Kumos Tail Sandwich
Hot Mozzarella Cheese Balls
Mysterious Drumette