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Remii has a minion!
Scarface the Guolh
Scarface the Guolh
Remii
Legacy Name: Remii
The Nightmare Irion
Owner: Klokwork
Age: 14 years, 8 months, 4 weeks
Born: August 7th, 2009
Adopted: 14 years, 8 months, 4 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: August 7th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 0
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 9
- Books Read: 9
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me
Oh, and I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Oh, and I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you
Oh, and I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
Pet Treasure
Damaged Lab SecuriDroid
Plain I Heart Zombies Shirt
Winged Stone Book
Brass Raygun
Elegant Brass Pocket Watch
Orange Zombie Book
Stethoscope
Upside Down Chemical Spiller 5000
Labcoat
Raspberry Cookie Cheesecake
Orange Long Feather
Scarred Leather Record Book
Book of Life
Chemicals
Small Green Glasses
Twist Lip Piercing
Shapely Ruby Hookah
Tongue Piercing Jewelry