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Ezio Auditore de Firenze has a minion!

Leonardo da Vinci the Revontuli




Ezio Auditore de Firenze
Legacy Name: Ezio Auditore de Firenze


The Nightmare Irion
Owner: Threnody

Age: 14 years, 7 months, 3 weeks

Born: September 3rd, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: September 3rd, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 37
     
  • Strength: 91
     
  • Defense: 22
     
  • Speed: 21
     
  • Health: 21
     
  • HP: 0/21
     
  • Intelligence: 164
     
  • Books Read: 164
  • Food Eaten: 960
  • Job: Parrot Tamer






You rip open the giftbox to find ...

TO ONE (1) SER E AUDITORE DI FIRENZE; I BELIEFE YOU WANTDE INTO THESE.
MayQ Tweet Garter Panties!


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You rip open the giftbox to find ...

To Ezio frome Alba ; I fovnde thyf loveley qwill in the market wyle fhoppyng for grofereef, and thovt yov could vfe a replacemynt for yovr laft qwyll, wych as I recall fovnd itf way into a man'f throat. Pleefe do trye to tayke bettyr cayre of thyf one. All myne love ; A. Cremafchi
Raven Feather Quill Pen!


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You rip open the giftbox to find ...

To Ezio frome Alba ; I fovnde thyf flowyr in the gardyn thyf aftyrnoon. For fome ryfon it maykes me thynk of you... All myne love ; A. Cremafchi
Phallaticus!


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You rip open the giftbox to find ...

To Ezio frome Alba ; in treetyng yov yesterday i notyfed that yovr daggyr fheath waf empty -- I fuppofe yov loft it in the fyting. Don't lofe thyf one -- it'f meant to protect yov, not be left in the gvtf of Templarf or offenfive gvardf. All myne love ; A. Cremafchi
Half Round Handled File!



Pet Treasure


Beagle Quill

Plain Feather

Bone Handled Skinning Knife

Brass Rose

Raven Feather Quill Pen

Plas-Tek Carved Bone Morostide Handaxe

Morostide Bloodred Saber

Snow Storm Feather

Phallaticus

Half Round Handled File

Artisan Focaccia Bread

Evergreen Sheer Blouse

Simple Gold Wedding Band

Reborn Tigrean Plushie

Attinipoea

Plague-Doqtors Mask

Black Hawk Mask

Red Hawk Mask

Wooden Bead Necklace

Black Embellished Waistcoat

White Legacy Cape

Pirate Wench Boots

Locked Box Of Lovesakes

Pocket Masquerade

Renaissance Scroll

Fresh Mistletoe

Floral Rose Vial of Cologne

Candied Rose Petal

Red Vesnali Rose

Romantic Rose

Pink Rose Bouquet

Brass Petal

White Long Feather

Sharp Feather

Skelly Quill

A Tale of Trickery

Scarred Leather Record Book

Book of Poetry

Italian Textbook

Brass Gyroscope

Copper Gyroscope

Silver Gyroscope

Silver Oil Lamp

Gold Oil Lamp

Brass Oil Lamp

Black Oil Lamp

Elegant Gunblade

Gold Clockwork Grenade

Brass Clockwork Grenade

Iron Clockwork Grenade

Silver Clockwork Grenade

Wine Glass

Fancy Alcohol

Flaming B-52

Bag of Mini Blueberry Biscotti

Chocolate Dipped Bacon

Mini Meat Muffin

Ginger Cookies

Candied Walnuts

Pile of Ashes

Burnt Sooty Ash Pile

Srsface

Wavy Athame

Icicle Knife

Useless Rusty Knife

Plas-Tek Winged Spine Morostide Kris

Plas-Tek Winged Toothed Sickle Blade

Plas-Tek Morostide Boney Poleaxe

Plas-Tek Giant Morostide Meat Cleaver

Bloodred Axe

Plas-Tek Giant Hacksaw

Plas-Tek Morostide Chained Blade

Harvester Keydagger

Sun Mahar Halberd

Item Hunters Sword

Pokey Stick

Jerkied Bilge Rat

MayQ Tweet Garter Panties

Pet Friends


Ezio Auditore de Firenze
lookin' good, stud ;D

Ni Hao
...so, are you dead or something?

Mer de Gris
AAAHHHH OH MY GOD oh wait, it's almost like looking in a mirror! :D Cool!

Setrakian
You're... awfully cheerful for SOMEBODY'S FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

Estallar
Is that coral? I used to have a girlfriend who made coral jewelry. She had piercings all the way down to her cu-- ...cuuuustom-tailored boots.

The Cat Came Back
My girlfriend has a cat like you. I swear the damn thing must be magic. Are you magic? ...wait, are you dead? I'm beginning to feel very unsafe. :(

Andre Redgrave
Hey babe, you look cold. Want me to warm you up? ;D

Adha
First dead things, now sad girls in snow. Not that I'm complaining! Dear God am I not complaining. ;D

Ki Lin
Next time you want to mend your relationship with your estranged daughter, try getting her a pony. Like this one! :D

Tolliver
I had a poppy dream like you once, all scribbly and colored outside the lines.

Vanthe
--HEY ALBA THIS THING IS LIKE A MURDER-BY-NUMBERS I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO REMEMBER LEO'S ''BEST PLACES TO STICK A SWORD'' CHART CHYEEAAAAHHHHHH

Venieza
Ah, buon giorno, bella! Come si chiama? Come sta? Sei sposata? :D

Alba Cremaschi
♥️

Dhaigo
Uh... thanks?

Altair ibn-LaAhad
Admit it, you're just jealous ♥ Look at how pretty I am! And now look at how pretty you aren't c;

Leonardo di Vinci
I don't suppose you could build me another flying machine, eh, amico mio?

Antediluvian
Che cazzo ci fai nella mia testa!? Get out of my head! GET OUT--!!