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Cortez the Svarta

Cortez the Svarta
Murdoc_
Legacy Name: Murdoc_
The
Owner: zombieguts
Age: 16 years, 1 month, 3 days
Born: February 14th, 2010
Adopted: 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago
Adopted: February 14th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 11
- Strength: 66
- Defense: 17
- Speed: 17
- Health: 12
- HP: 12/12
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Towel Folder
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The snaggle toothed Svengali of Gorillaz, his flop fringe disguises a mind like a rusty steel trap. Self-taught bassist, wannabe frontman, he's the band's warped back seat driver who knows that good tunes aren't enough to succeed. You need good looks - which he hasn't got - and a twisted mind - which he has. Murdoc likes to dominate interviews, a rent-a-quote misogynist who speaks without a taste filter. Ex speed freak. Personal hygiene problem. Kiddie frightener. Shoplifter. Heavy smoker. Max power subscriber. Used to set fire to cats.
While in jail, he met his pet raven. None of the other inmates would even look at the raven, a 'Jailbird' with a chilling reputation. Legend has it that the creature was 'born in the folds of the Grim Reaper's cloack'. And his squawk sounds like some idiot letting off a fire alarm in a library. Murdoc named the raven Cortez, and they became very close.
Lock your drinks cabinet and hide your daughters! Murdoc’s back, folks… and he’s really thirsty!!
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