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Love the Evil Lovely Whale
2-D
Legacy Name: 2-D
The Glacier Kanis
Owner: zombieguts
Age: 14 years, 2 weeks, 4 days
Born: April 17th, 2010
Adopted: 14 years, 2 weeks, 4 days ago
Adopted: April 17th, 2010
Statistics
- Level: 5
- Strength: 15
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 19
- Health: 12
- HP: 10/12
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 1
- Food Eaten: 1
- Job: Store Clerk
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It was while Stu was working as a Saturday boy at Uncle Norm’s Organ Emporium that his fate would change. In a top speed, very real way...
2D:I remember the day quite clearly actually, I was standing behind the counter, like, staring into space. I’d probably been in that position for three hours or so. Just standing there.
By driving his stolen Vauxhall Astra through the building and directly into StuPot, Murdoc had permanently damaged Stu-Pot’s left eye, also putting him into a deep catatonic state.
Murdoc:We were in a car park in Nottingham, and I was pulling a whole load of very snazzy 360° donuts. I had a proper burn on, and was getting some good smoke off the tyres. The girls that were standing around were really impressed. So I thought I'd take it up a notch, took my foot off the brake and went for a grand finale. I was probably hitting about 90, when 2D got catapulted through the windscreen. He flew about 500 yards, landing face-first on a curb. Er... ooops!
2D: Really?
Murdoc: Yeah. ’Thats when your second eye went. You flew through the winds at 70 miles an hour, landing on your head once more. You skidded on your face for maybe half a mile, but when you came round, my God!
The impact of the accident had revived Stu-Pot from his state of paralysis, and in doing so gave us one of the greatest frontmen the world had ever seen!
Murdoc: He stood up really slowly, his back still towards me, and really slowly turned around, like one of the zombies in those films he watches, and there were ... no eyes! Just two black holes, a vacant stare.
2D: That must have been pretty scary.
Murdoc: No, mate. I saw it- It looked great! A blue-haired, blackeyed God! The girls would go wild. I knew I had it. You were still a bit mental, bur I had my frontman! Despite the mess, and the fact that half your face was hanging off, I could see that the girls would go crazy for his pretty-boy looks, so I made him the Gorillaz singer!
Murdoc recruited the newly revived (albeit still mentally defective) Stu-Pot as the keyboardist and vocalist for his group, re-naming him ‘2D’ in honor of the two dents that he now sported in his head, scars left by the twin Murdoc-induced car accidents.
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Pet Treasure
Butterfly Bandages
Bandages
Acetaminophen Travel Pack
Peppermint Tea Bag
Megaphone
Bloodred Hunting Knife
Tooth Decay Pellets
First Aid Kit
Red Demon Plushie
Red Tennis Shoes
Red Neckerchief Bandana
Eye Bandage Scraps
Butterscotch Candies
Cork Gun
Joystick
Banana
Little Balls of Sunshine in a Bag
Zombie Hand
Camouflage Pants
Mimi Moe Bluebell Pompom Beret
Manatee Plushie
Green Sponge Capsule
Undersea Octosquish Beanbag
Festive Palm Tree
Blue Fantastic Tricycle
Evil Lovely Whale Plushie
Blue Hair Dye
Squib
Microphone
Black Game Controller
Shallow Grave
Zombie Miniature
Black Suspenders
Black Nail Polish
Electric Piano
Radio Headphones
Two Sticker
Three Sticker
Black Sponge Capsule
Gulper Eel
Zombie Miniature
Chef Fillet Knife
Recorder
Police Car
Common Six-Shooter
Random Dice
White Tangerine Keyboard Phone
White Keyboard
Unorganized Sheets of Music
Music Sheet
Ghost Mooshiboi
Ziaran Pill Box
White Officer Cap
Bandages
Arid Vandal Spray Paint
Jellyfish
Snowy Village Windmill
Flashback Wild One Cigarette
Banjo
Sticky Bandage
Acoustic Guitar
Ale Flavored Beer
Brown Laced Combat Boots
Upright Piano
Brown Clingy Monkey