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2-D has a minion!

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2-D
Legacy Name: 2-D

The

Glacier Kanis
Owner: zombieguts

Age: 15 years, 10 months, 4 weeks

Born: April 17th, 2010

Adopted: 15 years, 10 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: April 17th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 8
Strength: 15
Defense: 19
Speed: 23
Health: 13
HP: 13/13
Intelligence: 1
Books Read: 1
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Store Clerk

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It was while Stu was working as a Saturday boy at Uncle Norm’s Organ Emporium that his fate would change. In a top speed, very real way...

2D:I remember the day quite clearly actually, I was standing behind the counter, like, staring into space. I’d probably been in that position for three hours or so. Just standing there.

By driving his stolen Vauxhall Astra through the building and directly into StuPot, Murdoc had permanently damaged Stu-Pot’s left eye, also putting him into a deep catatonic state.

Murdoc:We were in a car park in Nottingham, and I was pulling a whole load of very snazzy 360° donuts. I had a proper burn on, and was getting some good smoke off the tyres. The girls that were standing around were really impressed. So I thought I'd take it up a notch, took my foot off the brake and went for a grand finale. I was probably hitting about 90, when 2D got catapulted through the windscreen. He flew about 500 yards, landing face-first on a curb. Er... ooops!
2D: Really?
Murdoc: Yeah. ’Thats when your second eye went. You flew through the winds at 70 miles an hour, landing on your head once more. You skidded on your face for maybe half a mile, but when you came round, my God!

The impact of the accident had revived Stu-Pot from his state of paralysis, and in doing so gave us one of the greatest frontmen the world had ever seen!

Murdoc: He stood up really slowly, his back still towards me, and really slowly turned around, like one of the zombies in those films he watches, and there were ... no eyes! Just two black holes, a vacant stare.
2D: That must have been pretty scary.
Murdoc: No, mate. I saw it- It looked great! A blue-haired, blackeyed God! The girls would go wild. I knew I had it. You were still a bit mental, bur I had my frontman! Despite the mess, and the fact that half your face was hanging off, I could see that the girls would go crazy for his pretty-boy looks, so I made him the Gorillaz singer!

Murdoc recruited the newly revived (albeit still mentally defective) Stu-Pot as the keyboardist and vocalist for his group, re-naming him ‘2D’ in honor of the two dents that he now sported in his head, scars left by the twin Murdoc-induced car accidents.