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the Blue Octoplus
Subject Screwed
Legacy Name: Subject Screwed
The
Field BhakoruOwner:
NarcissistAge: 13 years, 7 months, 3 weeks
Born: September 27th, 2010
Adopted: 13 years, 3 months, 4 days ago
Adopted: February 17th, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 52
- Strength: 14
- Defense: 14
- Speed: 17
- Health: 18
- HP: 20/18
- Intelligence: 38
- Books Read: 24
- Food Eaten: 35
- Job: Private Shopper
Test, test. One, two, three...
The words faded in and out of his head. Felix shook it, his then-amber eyes darting around, darkening and lightening, with his shaggy, blonde hair falling into them.
Suddenly, a bright light pierced his vision. He yowled, falling over to one side.
He covered his face with his paws, whimpering.
Paws?! a voice asked, scathing. This wasn't supposed to happen. He was supposed to be superhuman, a machine!
You weren't supposed to happen, someone muttered under their breath.
What was that?! the voice screeched. Felix decided he didn't like that voice.
Put him in the pound, the voice growled. Someone's bound to like him.
What? Felix wondered. The pound? He whimpered again. It didn't sound nice there.
Two strong hands picked him up around the middle, and he let out a half-hearted growl.
What shall we call him? a kinder voice asked. Felix decided he liked this voice more than the other.
I don't care! Call him Subject Screwed. It fits him. The last three words were punctuated with acid.
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A year later, Felix was still in the pound. He missed the days when he was human. Being a Jollin wasn't so bad, truly. Just... duller than his old life. And more black and white. And droolier.
Aww, he's so cute! a seemingly sweet voice cooed. Two soft-looking hands were held out to him. He tentatively brushed his nose against one, and it slowly reached under his chin to itch it.
He liked being scratched more than anything he had ever known.
By the next month, Felix lived with this nice girl, and he was her test pet.
He didn't mind, after all, it might turn him human one day, right?
Was/Is:
Common Jollin
Spectrum Manchu
Female Spectrum Manchu
Common Darkonite
Common Swampie
Common Torrey
Scribble Experiment #549
Sun Darkonite
Common RA-001
Glacier Torrent
Experiment #1550
Chibi Experiment #1550
Scribble Experiment #1550
Scribble Bumbus
Cream Devonti
Reborn Clawison
Lilac Torrent
Darkmatter Demi
Experiment #1983
Experiment #8001
Experiment #404
Experiment #893
His thoughts:
FIRST TRY: COMMON JOLLIN TO SPECTRUM MANCHU
Being a Jollin was NOWHERE near as fun as being a Manchu!
Being Spectrum, I can see in FULL. FLEDGED. COLOR! It's almost like being human again.
I HAVE THUMBS!
...Then again, I still see some... side effects of once being a Jollin.
I'm overeager, and I don't know whether it's the MANCHU part of it all, or what.
I sort of want to stay like this. Spectrum's hard to come by, I hear, and so is being a Manchu.
But! Next time might bring something even better. Who knows!
OMFG BANANA HIGH!!
... o///o Yeah, I'm gonna change again...
SECOND TRY: GENDER SWAP
.... I. Am. A. GIRL. CHANGE ME BACK, OH GOD.
Lucklings are lucky, right?
GIMME ONE.
THIRD TRY: ERROR ERROR
Nothing happened this time.
Pooh, that's no fun. I only got money. What can I do with that?!
FOURTH TRY: GENDER SWAP
YESSSS. I have my junk back! I was starting to think like a giiiirlllll D:
FIFTH TRY: GENDER SWAP
HELP MEH. MAH JUNK IS GAWN AGAHN...
SIXTH TRY: SPECTRUM MANCHU TO COMMON DARKONITE
Well, that's a disappointment. TO THE ZAPPER V2!!
SEVENTH TRY: FOOOOOOOD!
... That's one way to fill a stomach. Next time.
EIGHTH TRY: COMMON DARKONITE TO COMMON SWAMPIE
Hey, I can swim! This is pretty cool! Plus, my brain isn't hanging out of my skull anymore. That was just creepy - that nice girl wouldn't touch me! I freaked her out! It was so weird!
NINTH TRY: STATS!
Aww! -3 points of defense, gone! It took me so long to build it up!
Actually, no, not really. I don't battle. :D
TENTH TRY: COMMON SWAMPIE TO COMMON TORREY
Okay, no more swimming but now, I can sort of fly. More like floating, really. But what's the difference? It's still pretty cool.
ELEVENTH TRY: GENDER SWAP
I'm a guy again! You know, it was starting to get to me... I was starting to think of Pwurple just as a friend. Never mind, she's hot again! And somewhat mad, but what does it matter?
TWELFTH TRY: COMMON TORREY TO SCRIBBLE EXPERIMENT #549
This, I've got to admit, is much weirder than it was as..... virtually anything else. Can I got back to being a manchu? That was a fun time. I had thumbs. And hands.
THIRTEENTH TRY: TREASURE SLOTS!
I don't exactly know what I'll put in there, but that's cool.
FOURTEENTH TRY: SCRIBBLE EXPERIMENT #549 TO SUN DARKONITE
Isn't 'Sun Darkonite' an oxymoron? Still no thumbs. Or hands. But at least this time I'm not literally falling out of my physical form with scribbles. Have you ever had to collect your thorax because it fell outside of your linework? Not. Ideal.
FIFTEENTH TRY: SUN DARKONITE TO COMMON RA-001
This is on par with how TERRIBLE being a scribble was. I'm literally falling apart. My eye is in my mouth. I repeat, MY EYE IS IN MY MOUTH!!! Can you even understand me?? Everything I say is so garbled that it it sounds like I'm rolling marbles around when I speak. Except it's just one giant marble. And I see with it. Have you ever seen what you're eating as you're chewing it? Excuse me while I starve forever.
SIXTEENTH TRY: "INCREDIBLY HAPPY FOR HOURS!"
You know, maybe I wasn't giving this whole eye in the mouth thing a fair chance, it's really not so bad. I can make things float now. And I think maybe I control lightning? Anyway, isn't life great?
SEVENTEENTH TRY: GLACIER TORRENT
Blub blub. I mean... I feel so elegant. But I'm not a huge fan of this 'being so cold that my fins are going to fall off' thing. My new fish friends keep trying to tell me that being a glacier variant means that I can't GET cold, and that it's all in my head, but I would argue that it being in my head is objectively worse, because that now means I can't get warm. Also? I still miss having thumbs.
EIGHTEENTH TRY: EXPERIMENT #1550
THIS IS WORSE. SO MUCH WORSE. I CAN FEEL TIME COURSING THROUGH ME.
NINETEENTH TRY: CHIBI EXPERIMENT #1550
Wait - what??? Now I'm a CUTE abomination?! WHY?!
Ok fine, I've had it up to HERE with your pestering, and now you go and create ANOTHER ABOMINATION? You want to take me and my zapper on? I'll use you as a cavie until you wish you'd got slimed in Blobland! EUCLID CHALLENGES YOU TO A BATTLE!
Oh lord, we've gone and done it now.
TWENTIETH TRY: SCRIBBLE EXPERIMENT #1550
fallinG out Of mY bOdy aGAin anD TImE WoNT sTop
TWENTY-FIRST TRY: SCRIBBLE BUMBUS
OKAY - OKAY, I'M OKAY. Listen, having a hive mind after THAT?? Easy. No worries. And even the Scribble part isn't so bad; I mean, it's not great, but after the crap I've been through? Oh, this is smooth sailing.
TWENTY-SECOND TRY: CREAM DEVONTI
MY BODY HAS BORDERS AGAIN! OH THANK GOD.
TWENTY-THIRD TRY: REBORN CLAWISON
So I'm on fire.... but I'm not burning. That's a new one. You know, I kind of like these big teeth. I could get used to this, I guess, but Shinwa knows how long it's been since I've been human. Will I ever be human again? I know that that's not the goal with these zaps, but.... Jeez.
TWENTY-FOURTH TRY: LILAC TORRENT
I think we're going backwards, honestly. I lost my limbs again, and now I have to be kept in a bowl. Nothing wrong with a bowl, per se, but... it's not exactly mobile.
TWENTY-FIFTH TRY: DARKMATTER DEMI
Well, this one is... new. These blobs... well, it's nice to have the company, I guess. They're not the best conversationalists, but they're pretty good at making me laugh, if nothing else. You ever seen those videos of bees running into each other while they're flying? Yeah, they do that a lot.
TWENTY-SIXTH TRY: EXPERIMENT #1983
I miss my blobs. Also, these plates are uncomfortable. I'm starting to lose hope for ever regaining thumbs.
TWENTY-SEVENTH TRY: EXPERIMENT #8001
This is better than the dermal plates, I guess.
TWENTY-EIGHTH TRY: EXPERIMENT #404
I have no eyes, a tail, and a fifth limb. I'm gonna kill someone.
TWENTY-NINTH TRY: EXPERIMENT #893
Now I have..... four eyes. Don't ask me which head is in charge, they both are, and they only work together, like, twenty percent of the time. And they both have VERY different priorities. It's like someone took my hindbrain and forebrain and put them into different sections of my body and..... mmm, was that a mouse? hissssss.....
common kerubi, glacier kerubi, reborn xotl, Common Experiment #76166, glacier blob, Experiment #699, chili experiment #699, spectrum lain, blacklight clawison, Experiment #0925, Scribble Experiment #0925, Field Bhakoru
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