Information
Bullion has a minion!
the Genie
the Genie
Bullion
The Golden Blob
Owner: Protected
Age: 9 years, 5 months, 1 week
Born: November 14th, 2014
Adopted: 1 year, 9 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: July 7th, 2022
Statistics
- Level: 100
- Strength: 95
- Defense: 110
- Speed: 50
- Health: 15
- HP: 15/15
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
CREDITS
profile template (c) helix (get it)
background credit: hearthstonetopdecks.com
story credit: Protected
random event coding: Frenchi
profile template (c) helix (get it)
background credit: hearthstonetopdecks.com
story credit: Protected
random event coding: Frenchi
Finally!
-rub, rub, rub-
P O O F !
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You've encountered a Genie! Better have your three wishes ready. |
"WAIT!"
Oh.
"Wait, wait, wait wait wait. Wait."
The genie stretches to his full height and continues, exacerbated,
"The first one is always cash, gems, collectibles, diamonds, bitcoin, gold---boring. So!"
He cracks his neck from side to side and points to The Biggest Pile of Gold You've Ever Seen in Your Life behind him,
"Now I've got my homie, Bullion, over here. Just, poof, one day, epiphany and then, snap, crackle, pop, Au Infinitum: Everlasting, Living Gold."
The Gold makes a noise like...burbling? But also...pride? Somehow?
The genie puffs his chest out, waiting for applause or accolades or something of a similar nature.
And you know what, you're happy to do so, because that is super cool.
"Alright, take as much as you want, seriously, have at it, and then," he claps his hands and rubs them together in anticipation, "let's get down to business and do some REAL wishing!"
With an excited little hop, you scuttle on over to Bullion. You were definitely going to use one of your wishes to set you up financially, but you found such a generous genie, how unbelievably lucky!
As you get closer, coins, bars and trinkets made of gold start to multiply before your eyes almost as quickly as the ideas in your head, pondering what to do with your three wishes...
:sparkles:
Pet Treasure
Tiny Ruby Crown
Gold Special Coin
Gold Plated Bracelet
Gold Plated Trout Slapper
Gold Helmet
Pilfered Sheeta Trinket
Golden Mahar Earring
Gold Plated Crystal Sword
Gold Cosmic Panties
Gold Patterned Sash
Gold Strawberry Trinket
Gold Dust
Gold Leaf Trinket
Irion Battle Claw
Gold Coated Shell
Gold Flower Trinket
Gold Nest Trinket
Gold Metal Bracelet
Gold Rose Trinket
Cushioned Treasure Chest Beanbag
Gold Medallion Trinket
Lightshow Pistil Earrings
Multi-Strand Gathered Gold Necklace
Broken Pearl Strand and Golden Blade
Gold Doubloon
Gold Metal Headband
Gold Bar Cakes
Sparkly Diamond Plushie
Goldscale Serpent
Gold Foil Dance Mask
Desert Pharaoh Golden Serpent Headpiece
Tribal Priest Golden Necklaces
Desert Pharaoh Thin Golden Metal Rectangle
White Draped Rreign Horns
Giselle Thrift Rat Lamp
Gold Potion
Delicate Gold Hair Decorations
Romero Shipwreck Chest
Little Treasure Hunter
Gold Trinket Box
Gold Sai
Plain Gold Cufflinks
Gold Jeweled Headpiece
Gold Stump Trinket
Dragon Hoard Beanbag
Solid Gold Bird Trinket
Gold Vesnali Spring Gloss
Gold Incense Burner
Gold Medallion Trinket
Golden Square Brooch
Golden Goose
Crown of Bright Sunshine
Strange Gold Wave Wing Relic
Golden Manchu Relic
Gold Flipper Coin
Gold Crescent Moon Relic
Gold Sun Relic
Gold Silken Headpiece
Gold Avocado Trinket
Trio of Golden Statues
Gold Drinking Horn
Gold Double Anklets
Battered Golden Doubloons
Gold Paper Lantern Ornament
Crystal Goblet
Gold Chain Belt
Lost Monarchs Crown
Desert Priestess Left Gold Scarab Bracelet
Delicate Gold Leaf Trinket
Gold Pear Trinket
Filled Gold Lovely Ale Mug
Gold Bee Collar Charm
Bairin Simple Gold Ring
Gold Meditating Bear Trinket
Small Gold Mouse Trinket
Pirate Treasure Chest
Tarnished Gold Disks