Information

Yzma has a minion!

the Celestial Muse

Yzma
Legacy Name: Yzma

The

Graveyard Illumis
Owner: Protected

Age: 11 years, 11 months, 3 weeks

Born: July 25th, 2014

Adopted: 3 years, 7 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: November 17th, 2022

Statistics

Level: 10
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 15
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Toys Played: 0
Job: Unemployed

CREDITS

profile template (c) helix (get it)
background credits: Unsplash User Tong Zhou
story credit: Protected
referencing: Emperor’s New Groove and
Raymond E. Feist’s Nakor

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

no.

I am not a toothpick with purple feathers, I do not make potions, and there are no cats.

When the stuff of the universe separated into their galaxies and clouds and systems,
when chaos first shifted towards order,
I was a puff of dust that watched it all settle.

I’ve watched the creation and destruction of stars and their planets and the civilizations and lifeforms on them.

I birthed the cache that gave Pradeep to the world.

… silly creatures you are.

Everything is just stuff.