Information
the Ancient Haunt
accursed
Legacy Name: Kazana
The Custom Arid Noktoa
Owner: atempause
Age: 8 years, 8 months, 3 days
Born: July 25th, 2015
Adopted: 8 years, 8 months, 3 days ago
Adopted: July 25th, 2015
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 5
- Job: Unemployed
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story by Nicxan
art, overlay by atempause
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"I'm telling you, you're ripping people off."
Kazana had a tight smile on her face as she listened to the would-be adventurer blather on and on about how much of a crook she was. While it was somewhat true, it still baffled her how someone could be so disrespectful to a witch. Truly, he was bold.
But with boldness came stupidity, most of the time.
"I'm not sure where you've heard that," she began diplomatically. "Many people can't bring out the innate abilities of a magical item. I warn them of this before buying." Kazana sighed to herself, shaking her head in just the right way.
The adventurer -- a warrior, by the looks of it -- narrowed his eyes. He seemed to take her words at face value. Just like any idiot would. "So ... they simply couldn't use it right?" he asked.
Ah, of course he still sounded sketpical. But Kazana simply nodded. She turned her back to him and began to rummage through her truly cursed trinkets. Oh, what did this idiot deserve? Cursed to trip all the time? Cursed to have no prowess in bed? So many options ...
"Correct," Kazana replied. "But something tells me that you'll be different. Those who go on journeys often have that little bit of magic power."
She pulled out one of her most annoying cursed triinkets -- a necklace of foot bones, arranged in a way to make it look like a crow's talon. Gaudy little thing, this. But considering this man would buy anything told to him without double-checking, getting rid of it shouldn't be an issue.
"This, for instance," she began, turning towards him and holding it up. She relished in the disgusted look on his face. "Ugly little thing, but the magic it holds is incredible. It would be of any help on a quest."
"What does it do?" Despite his disgusted look, he couldn't take his eyes off of it. Hook, line, sinker.
"It rattles when danger is near." Of course, it attracted danger with its dark aura, and made him an obvious target for any little rogue that wanted some free stuff. He was a walking bullseye. But Kazana wasn't lying, not remotely. "It will give you the jump on many nasty beasts."
The adventurer hesitated. Kazana could only assume that he was running through all of the pros and cons of buying into such things.
"Your armor can easily hide it," she persuaded. "And I'll even knock it down to twenty gold pieces. It is important to keep heroes safe, with all the trickery around."
He sighed and pulled his jingling bag of gold coins from his belt. "Very well, then. But know that if this hurts me --"
You won't be around to tell the tale, Kazana thought with another tight smile. She took the gold and handed him the gaudy, ugly necklace. He took it, grimacing.
"I assure you it will be well worth it. Thank you for believing in my magic," Kazana said. "Good tidings to you."
It took everything she had to not burst out laughing until he left the shop.
Pet Treasure
Autumn Sphinx Elixir
Summer Sphinx Elixir
Spring Sphinx Elixir
Winter Sphinx Elixir
Experimental Double Trouble Dowse
Xotl Prince Cursed Kiss
Special Order Tincture
Diluted Virus Dose
Diluted Boobitis Dose
Abandoned Perfume Bottle
Bottled Spirit
Small Glass Vial of Faded Blue Cologne
Bottled Dreams
Bubbling Venom
Unliving Alchemists Tools
Captured Rot Particles
Decanter of Mysterious Sludge
Bottled Harvest Moon
Small Jar of Nightmare Fuel
Wise Princess Filled Bottle
Yellow Bottled Fire Spirit
Blue Bottled Fire Spirit
Purple Bottled Fire Spirit
Pink Bottled Fire Spirit
Red Bottled Fire Spirit
Lamouracillin
Bottled Hatred
Preserved Spider in a Jar
Preserved Snake in a Jar
Preserved Eyeball in a Jar
Preserved Skull in a Jar
Mother Earth Bottle of Green Ink
Putrefaction Cologne
Rubbish Cologne
Death Perfume
Fungus Perfume
Dust Perfume
Rot Cologne
Mold Perfume
Bilge Cologne
Blight Perfume
Decay Cologne
Drage Mysterious Vial
Salvaged Shrine Tokens
Fortifying Star Flower Tonic
Beetle Juice
Mint-N-Moss Mason Sparkler
Incredible Hair Tonic
Cyanide Poison Bottle Kit
Gourd Witch Empty Potion Bottles
Small Bottle of Liquid Shadow
Shadowed Underground Special Gel
Gourd Witch Midnight Tonic
Gourd Witch Burning Liquid
Carnation Infused Oil
Violet Infused Oil
Chive Flower Infused Oil
Nasturtium Infused Oil
Watch it Bloom Sweet Tea
Watch it Not Bloom Bitter Tea
Sweet Legeica Blooming Tea
Meditating Kora Blooming Tea
Dancing Chai Blooming Tea
Diving Chelon Blooming Tea
Gentle Mahar Blooming Tea
Volatile Bog Brew
Jar of Dried Deadly Nightshade
Tall Bleeding Tooth Fungus
Short Red Cage
Broad Sickener
Broad Toadstool
Broad Ink Cap
Rotting Everslime Mushroom
Grave Robbers Charms
Sturdy Enchanted Charm
Powerful Enchanted Charm
Swift Enchanted Charm
Spooky Crystal Ball
Cracked Spooky Crystal Ball
Serene Crystal Ball
Cracked Serene Crystal Ball
Harvest Crystal Ball
Cracked Harvest Crystal Ball
Bleeding Pumpkin Essence Summoning Candle
Bird Skull Pumpkin Essence Summoning Candle
Bleeding Skull Pumpkin Essence Summoning Candle
Candles of the Six Prophets
Dripping Candle
Elemental Candles
Wicked Candle
Candle Leading to a Secret Passage
Gourd Witch Dripping Candles
Skull Candle Holder
Sunbird Skull
Winter Sphinx Trinket
Overgrown Ram Skull
Verdant Skeleton
Gourd Witch Bat Flower Skull
Verdant Remains Beanbag
Blossom-Wrapped Bird Skull
The Skeleton Vase
Succulent Skull
Fungus-Infested Skull
Vase of Dead Snapdragons
Calavera Bride Dusty Rose Headband
Calavera Bride Single Red Rose
Blood-Filled Hourglass
Shattered Hourglass
Protective Spell Seals
Dark Witchboard
Broken Occult Sculpture
Blasphemous Shards
Sorcerous Summoning Circle
Arcane Summoning Circle
Mystic Summoning Circle
Sweet Spirit Offering
Gourd Witch Sage Stick
Iron Incense Burner
Metal Incense Burner
Sand Spirit Stick Incense Bundle
Gourd Witch Misty Incense
Sand Spirit Incense Burner
Sand Spirit Incense Box
Oval Scrying Mirror
Haunted Mirror Prop
Jar of Fairy Dust
Apothecary Supplies
Mummified Offering
Wooden Mortar and Pestle
Ytivan Snow Globe
Dowsing Pendulum
Tarot of Doom, Despair, Desperation and Depravity
Wooden Playing Cards Case
Gilded Playing Card Deck
Mismatched Playing Card Deck
Monochromatic Tarot Cards
Carved Planchette
Necromancer Rotting Incantation
Ancient Codex Scroll
Unholy Pages
Carelessly Stacked Books
Sturdy Bookends
Hellhound
Misfortunat
Gooli
Skullface Bunny
Taillis Enchanter
Vengeful Kiyo Plushie
Haunted Forest Spirit
Ominous Crystallite
Restless Malevolent Spirit
Restless Sad Spirit
Restless Angry Spirit
Mori Spirits
Patch-Haunting Cat
Patch-Haunting Owl
Lingering Shrine Sprite
Mimic Demon
Ghost of Lumineve Past
Ghost of Lumineve Future
Ghost of Lumineve Present
Fright
Baby Ghost
Ghost Rats
Dark Baby Ghost
Maere
Curl of Nightmarish Smoke
Djinn Smoke