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accursed has a minion!

the Ancient Haunt




accursed
Legacy Name: Kazana


The Custom Arid Noktoa
Owner: atempause

Age: 8 years, 8 months, 3 days

Born: July 25th, 2015

Adopted: 8 years, 8 months, 3 days ago

Adopted: July 25th, 2015


Pet Spotlight Winner
September 7th, 2022

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 5
  • Job: Unemployed


CREDITS

profile template (c) helix (get it)
story by Nicxan
art, overlay by atempause
background image from unsplash

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"I'm telling you, you're ripping people off."

Kazana had a tight smile on her face as she listened to the would-be adventurer blather on and on about how much of a crook she was. While it was somewhat true, it still baffled her how someone could be so disrespectful to a witch. Truly, he was bold.

But with boldness came stupidity, most of the time.

"I'm not sure where you've heard that," she began diplomatically. "Many people can't bring out the innate abilities of a magical item. I warn them of this before buying." Kazana sighed to herself, shaking her head in just the right way.

The adventurer -- a warrior, by the looks of it -- narrowed his eyes. He seemed to take her words at face value. Just like any idiot would. "So ... they simply couldn't use it right?" he asked.

Ah, of course he still sounded sketpical. But Kazana simply nodded. She turned her back to him and began to rummage through her truly cursed trinkets. Oh, what did this idiot deserve? Cursed to trip all the time? Cursed to have no prowess in bed? So many options ...

"Correct," Kazana replied. "But something tells me that you'll be different. Those who go on journeys often have that little bit of magic power."

She pulled out one of her most annoying cursed triinkets -- a necklace of foot bones, arranged in a way to make it look like a crow's talon. Gaudy little thing, this. But considering this man would buy anything told to him without double-checking, getting rid of it shouldn't be an issue.

"This, for instance," she began, turning towards him and holding it up. She relished in the disgusted look on his face. "Ugly little thing, but the magic it holds is incredible. It would be of any help on a quest."

"What does it do?" Despite his disgusted look, he couldn't take his eyes off of it. Hook, line, sinker.

"It rattles when danger is near." Of course, it attracted danger with its dark aura, and made him an obvious target for any little rogue that wanted some free stuff. He was a walking bullseye. But Kazana wasn't lying, not remotely. "It will give you the jump on many nasty beasts."

The adventurer hesitated. Kazana could only assume that he was running through all of the pros and cons of buying into such things.

"Your armor can easily hide it," she persuaded. "And I'll even knock it down to twenty gold pieces. It is important to keep heroes safe, with all the trickery around."

He sighed and pulled his jingling bag of gold coins from his belt. "Very well, then. But know that if this hurts me --"

You won't be around to tell the tale, Kazana thought with another tight smile. She took the gold and handed him the gaudy, ugly necklace. He took it, grimacing.

"I assure you it will be well worth it. Thank you for believing in my magic," Kazana said. "Good tidings to you."

It took everything she had to not burst out laughing until he left the shop.

Pet Treasure


Autumn Sphinx Elixir

Summer Sphinx Elixir

Spring Sphinx Elixir

Winter Sphinx Elixir

Experimental Double Trouble Dowse

Xotl Prince Cursed Kiss

Special Order Tincture

Diluted Virus Dose

Diluted Boobitis Dose

Abandoned Perfume Bottle

Bottled Spirit

Small Glass Vial of Faded Blue Cologne

Bottled Dreams

Bubbling Venom

Unliving Alchemists Tools

Captured Rot Particles

Decanter of Mysterious Sludge

Bottled Harvest Moon

Small Jar of Nightmare Fuel

Wise Princess Filled Bottle

Yellow Bottled Fire Spirit

Blue Bottled Fire Spirit

Purple Bottled Fire Spirit

Pink Bottled Fire Spirit

Red Bottled Fire Spirit

Lamouracillin

Bottled Hatred

Preserved Spider in a Jar

Preserved Snake in a Jar

Preserved Eyeball in a Jar

Preserved Skull in a Jar

Mother Earth Bottle of Green Ink

Putrefaction Cologne

Rubbish Cologne

Death Perfume

Fungus Perfume

Dust Perfume

Rot Cologne

Mold Perfume

Bilge Cologne

Blight Perfume

Decay Cologne

Drage Mysterious Vial

Salvaged Shrine Tokens

Fortifying Star Flower Tonic

Beetle Juice

Mint-N-Moss Mason Sparkler

Incredible Hair Tonic

Cyanide Poison Bottle Kit

Gourd Witch Empty Potion Bottles

Small Bottle of Liquid Shadow

Shadowed Underground Special Gel

Gourd Witch Midnight Tonic

Gourd Witch Burning Liquid

Carnation Infused Oil

Violet Infused Oil

Chive Flower Infused Oil

Nasturtium Infused Oil

Watch it Bloom Sweet Tea

Watch it Not Bloom Bitter Tea

Sweet Legeica Blooming Tea

Meditating Kora Blooming Tea

Dancing Chai Blooming Tea

Diving Chelon Blooming Tea

Gentle Mahar Blooming Tea

Volatile Bog Brew

Jar of Dried Deadly Nightshade

Tall Bleeding Tooth Fungus

Short Red Cage

Broad Sickener

Broad Toadstool

Broad Ink Cap

Rotting Everslime Mushroom

Grave Robbers Charms

Sturdy Enchanted Charm

Powerful Enchanted Charm

Swift Enchanted Charm

Spooky Crystal Ball

Cracked Spooky Crystal Ball

Serene Crystal Ball

Cracked Serene Crystal Ball

Harvest Crystal Ball

Cracked Harvest Crystal Ball

Bleeding Pumpkin Essence Summoning Candle

Bird Skull Pumpkin Essence Summoning Candle

Bleeding Skull Pumpkin Essence Summoning Candle

Candles of the Six Prophets

Dripping Candle

Elemental Candles

Wicked Candle

Candle Leading to a Secret Passage

Gourd Witch Dripping Candles

Skull Candle Holder

Sunbird Skull

Winter Sphinx Trinket

Overgrown Ram Skull

Verdant Skeleton

Gourd Witch Bat Flower Skull

Verdant Remains Beanbag

Blossom-Wrapped Bird Skull

The Skeleton Vase

Succulent Skull

Fungus-Infested Skull

Vase of Dead Snapdragons

Calavera Bride Dusty Rose Headband

Calavera Bride Single Red Rose

Blood-Filled Hourglass

Shattered Hourglass

Protective Spell Seals

Dark Witchboard

Broken Occult Sculpture

Blasphemous Shards

Sorcerous Summoning Circle

Arcane Summoning Circle

Mystic Summoning Circle

Sweet Spirit Offering

Gourd Witch Sage Stick

Iron Incense Burner

Metal Incense Burner

Sand Spirit Stick Incense Bundle

Gourd Witch Misty Incense

Sand Spirit Incense Burner

Sand Spirit Incense Box

Oval Scrying Mirror

Haunted Mirror Prop

Jar of Fairy Dust

Apothecary Supplies

Mummified Offering

Wooden Mortar and Pestle

Ytivan Snow Globe

Dowsing Pendulum

Tarot of Doom, Despair, Desperation and Depravity

Wooden Playing Cards Case

Gilded Playing Card Deck

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Monochromatic Tarot Cards

Carved Planchette

Necromancer Rotting Incantation

Ancient Codex Scroll

Unholy Pages

Carelessly Stacked Books

Sturdy Bookends

Hellhound

Misfortunat

Gooli

Skullface Bunny

Taillis Enchanter

Vengeful Kiyo Plushie

Haunted Forest Spirit

Ominous Crystallite

Restless Malevolent Spirit

Restless Sad Spirit

Restless Angry Spirit

Mori Spirits

Patch-Haunting Cat

Patch-Haunting Owl

Lingering Shrine Sprite

Mimic Demon

Ghost of Lumineve Past

Ghost of Lumineve Future

Ghost of Lumineve Present

Fright

Baby Ghost

Ghost Rats

Dark Baby Ghost

Maere

Curl of Nightmarish Smoke

Djinn Smoke

Pet Friends


derelict
We can get through it together.

conjoined
Sweet baby.