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The Custom Nostalgic Cybill
Owner: atempause

Age: 2 years, 4 months, 3 weeks

Born: November 28th, 2021

Adopted: 2 years, 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: November 28th, 2021


Pet Spotlight Winner
April 7th

Statistics


  • Level: 281
     
  • Strength: 703
     
  • Defense: 702
     
  • Speed: 701
     
  • Health: 700
     
  • HP: 700/700
     
  • Intelligence: 211
     
  • Books Read: 207
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Nacho Manager


carnival pest

Tucked into a meadow accessible only at the end of Delphi Carnival's pier is a little-known tourist attraction you won't find on any official map of Subeta. This dark fantasy of a twisted mind is the work of Spectacle, the ringmaster (and puppet master) of Dark Dreams Carnival.

He brings his spooky sideshow on a whim, setting up the tents and booths beneath the light of a blood moon and vanishing just as suddenly with the new moon. There is always something new to see, some new attraction to capture your heart and mind.

Beware of his seemingly harmless gifts. A cobra is just another snake in the grass.

Until it bites.

*****

The price of admission seems a little steep but this is a new place, an adventure begging to be had. You hand over your money to the lady at the ticket booth. (She has disturbing resemblance to an arachnid of some kind but your mother taught you at an early age that it's rude to stare.)

The ringmaster is talking to two of his goons in the distance. That dark ensemble, the pale skin, the way those eyes seem to see right through to your soul. You'd almost swear the guy was a vampire, if such things existed.

You're an enlightened citizen of Centropolis. You don't believe in such cheap thrills, obviously.

Still...maybe it would be best not to linger. This guy may or may not drink blood for his breakfast but those zombie-like hulks to either side could definitely twist you in a pretzel if you annoyed their boss by being too inquisitive.

You casually browse a few booths, not quite feeling brave enough to try those rides that look like something out of a medieval dungeon. Maybe later.

There's a fortune teller with cobwebs in her hair. A run-down cork gun game. Another game with old-fashioned milk bottles in stacks. Each bottle is thick with dust.

Then you spot the little corner booth.

The colors have faded from the overhead awning. They might have been red and gold stripes once. Now they are pale pink and a yellow so light as to be almost white. A scarred wooden counter serves as the seat of a creature that is equal parts cuddly toy, plush snake and nostalgia nightmare.

The little sign, held in place by a single tack, reads "Gumdrop".

He watches you curiously as you approach. In particular, his eyes are fixated on the bag of caramel corn one particularly persuasive hippotu convinced you to buy.

You hold out a piece of caramel corn. He takes it in his fluffy fingers, gobbling it down in two bites. Flexing his muscles, he does a backflip worthy of the most energetic manchu. (No small feat, considering the length of his body.)

You're about to offer another treat when you spot the warning signs. No children admitted. Keep pets leashed. No flash photography.

This little fellow seems entirely friendly, unlike most of his fellow carnis. The signs are probably just for show.

He seems to always have a new trick...until you run out of popcorn. The look in his eyes convinces you that a second purchase of cotton candy wouldn't go amiss.

The sugary cloud is also coming to an end when he runs out of tricks. Another backflip. Bored, you toss the red-and-white stick in the nearest trash can and wander away.

You're headed for the exit, digging for your wallet to buy one last corn dog on your way out.

Your pocket is empty.

A long shape is scuttling in the opposite direction, something square and suspiciously leathery clutched in one fuzzy paw.

The other performers form a wall when you would storm after the little thief.

You didn't have that much money left anyways and you can certainly buy another wallet when you get back to town. You feel a certain sense of relief, behind the wheel of your own car, headed back to the normal, ordinary, everyday world.

And yet...

Some deep, dark corner of your soul knows that you will return to that dark carnival no matter how many wallets it costs you.

Whether it will be there or not is the question that will haunt you to your dying day.

credits

profile template (c) helix (get it)

overlay, art by atempause

story by Pureflower

background image from unsplash

Pet Treasure


Honk Honk Blub

Morostide Long Lurby Plushie

Sweet Long Lurby Plushie

Mythical Long Lurby Plushie

Carnival Gift Cart

Eccentric Carousel Hikei Figurine

Greedy Guts Fascinator Mask

Candy Coba

Hybrid Candy

Vintage Musical Merry-Go-Round

Fabulous Ice Lolly

Unsecured Ice Cream

Melting Ice Cream Cone

Carnival Balloon Ride Ticket

Super Rainbowlicious Bubble Gum

Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bar

Deep Fried Sandwich Cookie

Spectrum Pegasus Balloon

Summertime Freeze Pops

Spun Sugar Machine

Candy Floss Wrap

Empty Caramel Wrapper

Empty Peanut Butter Cup Wrapper

Empty Sugar Bits Box

Empty Hard Candy Wrapper

Cotton Candy Burrito

Carnival Helium Tank

Pastel Candy Corn

Fairy Floss Sundae Waffle Cone

Carnival Sundae

Empty Chocolate Wrapper

Balu

Adorable Long Lurby

Harlerachnid

Ruffie Pup Toys

Hand-Dipped Corn Dog

Bucket of Doughnuts

Deluxe Funnel Cake

Happy Anniversary Sun Kumos Wind-Up Toy

Friendly Clown Plushie

Looming Big Top

Delphi Carnival Kiddie Land Coin

Delphi Carnival Cotton Candy

Peachy Green Bunting

Miniature Ferris Wheel

Delphi Carnival Popcorn

Fortune Cookie with Sprinkles

Dotted Party Dog Horn

Stained Glass Cake Slice

Pupliacci

Dotted Party Snake Ratchet

Sour Lollipops

Flower Party Cat Whistle

Peka-Boo Ticket

Sour Gumballs

Vintage Clown Plushie

Delphi Carnival Ruffie Show Tickets

Faded Carnival Flyer

Puffy Shoulders Clown Doll

Mismatched Shoes Clown Doll

High Waisted Clown Doll

Boxing Glove Clown Doll

Big Collar Clown Doll

Jovial Juggling Balls

Speckled Jelly Beans

Caramel Green Apple

Musical Carousel

String of Prize Tickets

Rokets

Fun Inflatable Hammer

Clown Spider

Torn Jaunty Harlequin Pennant

Old Fashioned Gumball Machine

Wrapped Jawbreaker Gumball

Orange Llama Balloon Hat

Green Little Duck Balloon

Blue Poodle Balloon

Non-Candy Coins

Sour Hard Candies

Sour Gummy Strips

Pumpkin Waffle

Delphi Carnival Playset

Jovial Jack in the Box

Unsettlingly Jovial Monkey Cymbalist

Forgotten Jinxed Marionette

Make-It-Rain Wallet

Rainbow Shaved Ice

Chili Cheese Hot Dog

Ketchup Corn Dog

Candy Deluxe Dipped Apple

Jack of the Box

Harlo

Delphi Carnival Bunting

Fruit Balloon Bunch

Party Balloons

Pet Friends


spectacle
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