Stymie
Legacy Name: Stymie

Research Notes - Subject #56192

Literature: Enjoys herbalism.Dislikes space clowns and unimpressivedark magic.

Nutrition: Frankenpie approved.Deathly Soup emphatically rejected.

Behavior: Fond of rag dolls.Occasionally sentimental.

Unresolved Incident: Subjectwas discovered crying over an IslandPirate Map.

Further observation required.Subject remains under investigation.

Subject File #56192

NAME: Stymie
CLASSIFICATION: Common Experiment
FACILITY: Euclid's Laboratory
STATUS: Alive. Somehow.

OFFICIAL OBSERVATIONS:

Stymie is a recurring participant in Euclid'shighly questionable scientific experiments.Despite repeated exposure to unpredictabletransformations, the subject continues toreturn voluntarily.

When not undergoing molecular restructuring,Stymie occupies his time with unusual readingmaterial, questionable culinary choices,and an assortment of beloved toys.

Recent observations suggest a surprisinglycomplex emotional range, an appreciationfor alchemy, and exceptionally harshliterary criticism.

Research Advisory: Do not leave subjectunattended with experimental equipment,unidentified food, or pirate maps.

Incident Report #001

CASE: The Island Pirate Map
SUBJECT: Stymie
STATUS: Unresolved
CATEGORY: Emotional Anomaly

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Subject was discovered visibly tearfulwhile examining an Island Pirate Map.

No laboratory malfunction, physicalinjury, or unauthorized experiment wasreported at the time of observation.

BEHAVIORAL ASSESSMENT:
Possible causes include longing foradventure, attachment to an unknownlocation, or distress related to themap's contents.

Subject's emotional response remainsunexplained. Further observation isrecommended.

UNOFFICIAL SUBJECT ANNOTATION:
"IT WAS A SAD MAP."

FINAL DISPOSITION:
Investigation remains open. Readingprivileges have not been revoked.

Euclid's Laboratory Archives
File #56192 - Entry 001

Incident Report #002

CASE: The Deathly Soup Ultimatum
SUBJECT: Stymie
STATUS: Resolved Under Protest
CATEGORY: Dietary Hazard

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Subject was presented with Deathly Soup,a culinary preparation involving thediscarded wrappings of a Deathly Harbinger.

Despite a history of consuming questionablesubstances, the subject expressed immediateand considerable displeasure.

RECORDED SUBJECT STATEMENT:
"Feed that to me again and I mightbite your hand off."

BEHAVIORAL ASSESSMENT:
Subject demonstrates firm dietary boundariesand a willingness to enforce them throughthreats of physical retaliation.

Previous favorable reactions to Frankenpiesuggest the subject is not opposed tohorrifying cuisine, merely poorlyexecuted horrifying cuisine.

RESEARCHER'S CONCLUSION:
Subject is not opposed to horrifying food.Subject is opposed to bad horrifyingfood.

FINAL DISPOSITION:
Deathly Soup removed from approved feedingschedule. Laboratory personnel advisedto protect exposed fingers during meals.

UNOFFICIAL SUBJECT ANNOTATION:
"I SAID WHAT I SAID."

Euclid's Laboratory Archives
File #56192 - Entry 002

Incident Report #003

CASE: The Literary Crimes of Stymie
SUBJECT: Stymie
STATUS: Ongoing
CATEGORY: Cognitive Enrichment

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Subject was provided with assorted readingmaterials to encourage intellectualdevelopment between laboratory experiments.

Results indicate selective literary tastes,strong opinions, and an apparent disregardfor the reputations of established authors.

EXHIBIT A: Gourd Witch Herbal
"I didn't want that to end!"

Subject displayed enthusiasm for herbalismand alchemical knowledge. One alchemy pointwas successfully earned.

EXHIBIT B: Space Clowns from Deep Space 7
"Please do not read that to me again."

Subject rejected the material outright.Whether the objection concerned the writing,the clowns, or the number seven remainsundetermined.

EXHIBIT C: Shinwa's Sealed Scrollof Dark Magic
"You call that literature?"

Subject dismissed the magical text withextraordinary confidence and no apparentconcern for its supernatural implications.

RESEARCHER'S ASSESSMENT:
Subject possesses a genuine interest inlearning but demonstrates little respectfor literary authority.

FINAL DISPOSITION:
Reading privileges retained. Future bookselections should be approached cautiously.

UNOFFICIAL SUBJECT ANNOTATION:
"I have standards. Apparently nobodyelse does."

Euclid's Laboratory Archives
File #56192 - Entry 003

Incident Report #004

CASE: The Boredom Protocol
SUBJECT: Stymie
STATUS: Transformation Confirmed
CATEGORY: Molecular Restructuring

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Subject was returned to Euclid's Laboratoryfor another experimental procedure.

Reason for testing: Owner boredom.

Following a successful zap, Stymie emergedas a Nuclear Wyllop, displaying luminousgreen markings, unusually large ears,and a suspiciously radioactive appearance.

RESEARCHER'S ASSESSMENT:
Transformation successful. Subject appearsstructurally intact, although long-termconsequences remain unknown.

OWNER'S EXPLANATION:
"I get bored."

UNOFFICIAL SUBJECT ANNOTATION:
"I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING."

FINAL DISPOSITION:
Subject remains under observation.Reading privileges retained.Further experimentation anticipated.

Euclid's Laboratory Archives
File #56192 - Entry 004

Personnel Record #001

ASMODEUS GENETECH LAB
Employee Performance & Development

EMPLOYEE: Stymie
FILE: #56192
POSITION: Full-Time Test Subject
RANK: 2
DAILY SALARY: 2,000 sP
STATUS: Active. Remarkably.

PERFORMANCE EVALUATION:
Employee demonstrates exceptional tolerancefor workplace hazards, including repeatedmolecular restructuring, unexpectedanatomical changes, and prolonged exposureto Euclid's scientific judgment.

Despite these conditions, the employeecontinues to report for duty.

PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT:
Next Position: Professional Lab Cleaner
Intelligence: 67 / 100
Additional Points Required: 33

HUMAN RESOURCES CONCERNS:
Employee exhibits strong literary opinions,selective dietary preferences, and anunusual willingness to undergo dangerousexperimental procedures.

UNOFFICIAL EMPLOYEE ANNOTATION:
"I've been here for YEARS, and I stillhave to qualify to clean up YOUR mess?"

LONG-TERM CAREER OBJECTIVE:
CLASSIFIED - Authorization Required.

MANAGEMENT RECOMMENDATION:
Continue professional development.Restrict access to administrative keysand experimental equipment until furthernotice.

Asmodeus Genetech Lab
Personnel Division - Record 001

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