Free Gift: Woodrow
Has it really been a whole year since the last Elwood Day? Hopefully everyone has been keeping up with their wood maintenance. Nothing is as important for wood as being handled often and well.
What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
Chronic
Elwood suddenly looks like Beethoven with the clothing / wardrobe glitch.
I bet Elwood was great at the fishing game we had during the zombie plot. In fact, one could say he was a master baiter!
It's Log, It's Log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's Log, It's Log, It's better than bad, It's good! Everyone loves a log...no, wait that was last year! Thanks for the laughs, Subeta!
Wood jokes never get old. This makes me want to play Settlers of Catan. That game allows for an endless stream of wood receiving jokes. :)
A nice gift from Subeta but I get my morning wood like clockwork every morning-and have my seasoned wood given to me by beautiful ladies in an everlasting supply so......
I bet Elwood is best friends with the genie with a dirty mind.
DUDE, quit grabbing my wood!
Hehehehehe~
DUDE, quit grabbing my wood!
Hehehehehe~
I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.
O_O gigglesnort i love being immature
O_O gigglesnort i love being immature
D'aawh. It's a shame I don't have any wood; if I did though, I'd let you handle them all you want, Elwood. c:
...Can I handle yours, though? :3
...Can I handle yours, though? :3
