GLACIER XOTL





HEY, PIGS! YOU INSIST ON SENDING TOXIC XOTLS FOR GAG GIFTS. KEEP GETTING "XOT-ROLLED". THINK YOU ARE FUNNY?



WELL, GUESS WHAT? MATLAL FOUND WAY TO MAKE XOTL SLEEPY: PUT THEM ON ICE. FROZE GOURD-JEWELS OFF TO DO IT, BUT DO NOT WORRY. BARON OMAD IS GOOD GARDENER. HE CAN GROW A PAIR--



WHY YOU LAUGHING? STOP THAT. I ALWAYS HAVE BIG PAIR ON MY STAFF.



UGH, YOU ARE LIKE CHILDREN. GO LICK A FROZEN GLACIER XOTL. HOPE YOUR TONGUE GETS STUCK.
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Posted by [NPC] Matlal

lol matlal is cute and funny not understanding the lingo
this was so funny XD it made me rofl and lol
Clearly this Xotl is doing some kind of epic yoga pose...it's flexibility level is over 9,000!
Kinda sucks for Baron that he's got to lug in some more miracle gro to grow more gourds and re-decorate Matlal's staff though.
How adorable Xotl <3
matlal you are my hero.
Long day at work, and this made me laugh so hard! Thanks!
Oh god this was hilarious.
Matlal is best NPC
I love this!
Oh my gosh this post made me crack UP.
^ makes me laugh
*laughs *I just love Matlal's news posts :D ....I never knew Baron Omad was such a good gardener that he can grow Gourd-Jewels though!

....and that Xotl's pose is just fantastic!! :D
I have no clue what the xotl is trying to achieve with this pose... fact is, if I'm ever tempted to make a picasso fanpet I have the color/species now XD
It's so adorable! D:
LOL I LOVE YOU MATLAL

This Xotl is great too! Quite possibly my favorite of all the Xotl colors! Great pose and expression! Props to the artist. :D
Now this is what I call a great pose. I like it. :3
That Xotl looks like it's plotting something to me, not sure it's as sleepy as Matlal claims.
Hilarious! And OMG what a cutie pie pet <3
Eclectic pet .
MATLAL BE MY VALENTINE ♥️
This made me lol so hard xD
doesn't understand at all ._.
Actually, I hear frozen Glacier Zotls provide medical attributes...as long as they're frozen.
i don't always log in to subeta but when i do, it's to read surprise matlal posts. <3
MATLAL PLS DJFLKASDJF
A different pose but--I like it.
The pose is odd but I like it the more I look at it. It's almost like he's trying to use his big feet to keep himself warm? And also Matlal posts are THE BEST EVER.
The pose is a little weird, in my opinion, but the art is great! :)
Ooooh, cutest hate ever! :D
Loved this xD
I always look up to Matlal for the proper way to talk to others.
MY HERO!
Best. Post. Ever.
Literally one of the most perfect news posts ever.
J4Y
He sure looks poop'd. Love Xotls (Xotli?) in general.
Your pet has changed into a Glacier Xotl!
Oh gracious. I needed that laugh.

Matlal, please to be doing all the news posts from now on. Thank you much and all the love. <3
Hahaha! I always love Matlal's posts. And that's a gorgeous pet! _ Thanks, artists!
OMG I have been waiting on this since I got my Xotl when they came out.Goes off to change FrozenDwarf
OH WOW NEW WISHLIST PET QvQ ♥️♥️!!
I want one!
Awwww.. adorable!
Gorgeous art.

Also

Matlal <3
This somewhat confused me... although it was clever and funny. :P But, I am guessing that is the new Glacier Xotl, right? ...otay. ^_^
The pet is awesome.

Matlal on the other hand... >.>
Sometimes I think I'm the only one who doesn't like him. Hah.
Love it <3
Quote:
The pet is just bizarre, don't like the position at all, but good shading etc etc and

MATLAL LET ME MARRY YOU


POISON, you crack me up hon! <3 I would definitely come to that wedding.

As for the Xotl, I think he's absolutely adorable. He looks sort of bashful and flirty all at once.
LOVE.
oki
;w; !!!!!!!!!
Adorable!!
"Gourd-jewels"...LMFAO.
Mad
AWW, so cute! o u o ♥️
I love this position. So cute! Perfect for a few pet ideas I have.

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