GLACIER XOTL

HEY, PIGS! YOU INSIST ON SENDING TOXIC XOTLS FOR GAG GIFTS. KEEP GETTING "XOT-ROLLED". THINK YOU ARE FUNNY?
WELL, GUESS WHAT? MATLAL FOUND WAY TO MAKE XOTL SLEEPY: PUT THEM ON ICE. FROZE GOURD-JEWELS OFF TO DO IT, BUT DO NOT WORRY. BARON OMAD IS GOOD GARDENER. HE CAN GROW A PAIR--
WHY YOU LAUGHING? STOP THAT. I ALWAYS HAVE BIG PAIR ON MY STAFF.
UGH, YOU ARE LIKE CHILDREN. GO LICK A FROZEN GLACIER XOTL. HOPE YOUR TONGUE GETS STUCK.
Posted by [NPC] Matlal
Nightwing
D'aww the way its little hands and feet are posed! And lmao Matlal, easily the most entertaining guy around.




MATLAL YOUR JEWELS ARE TOO GLORIOUS TO BE KEPT ON ICE FOR VERY LONG. I WILL THAW THEM FOR YOU. THOROUGHLY. AND WITH VIGOR.


Guys, if Squishy dissapears one day, it's because of licking toxic frogs.
We are all warned.
We are all warned.







