L\'amour Parlor
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Bonjour, mademoiselles (and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste), it is I, Louis L\'amour, the true love doctor.
With the CID vaccine whisking away my business this year, a sophisticated gentleman must improvise, and so I would like to announce the grand opening of the L\'amour Parlor, a shop for all people of taste and decadence. I will be offering a variety of products (and services, if that is more to your taste), and all I ask in return is handful of candy hearts.
Stop by anytime and see the exciting packages I have waiting for you!
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Fallenemiko
"(and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste)"
ohmy gOD
i appreciate this character so much
ohmy gOD
i appreciate this character so much
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ATrueHeart
All I have in my vaults are the Rainbow Candy Heart and 9 of the candy heart boxes. Why won't they work?"?????
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Kink
"If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events."
Maybe some people like variety, so they're not interested in keeping the their zombie skin for long, but they DO want to see new ones.
Heck, *I* want to see new zombie strains (even though I'm planning to keep my "old" one). u.u
With that said, some of those items are really neat! I'm having trouble buying them, though. Can you only use a certain Candy Heart to buy them?
Maybe some people like variety, so they're not interested in keeping the their zombie skin for long, but they DO want to see new ones.
Heck, *I* want to see new zombie strains (even though I'm planning to keep my "old" one). u.u
With that said, some of those items are really neat! I'm having trouble buying them, though. Can you only use a certain Candy Heart to buy them?
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Strength
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So you'd rather have zombies taken away from people just because some folks don't want to be a zombie all year 'round? That makes no sense. People can still enjoy being a zombie without sticking with their strand all year. Give me a break lol.If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.
That being said, the items are lovely. I'm happy there's so much food in there! /shoves it all at her pet
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Blanche
LOL LOL LOL dat skeleton :D
I love this idea! Louis can sell all the pink cute items while Skitters sell all the zombie stuff ^-^
Now to collect more hearts!
I love this idea! Louis can sell all the pink cute items while Skitters sell all the zombie stuff ^-^
Now to collect more hearts!
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StarShadow
Cool that we have a new shop. Assume it's only temporary. Just wish there was something in there I wanted, but unfortunately I don't see a single item I can use. Great idea though.
So how do we get infected this year?
So how do we get infected this year?
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Tilcara
The items are awesome !
I wonder if it is intentional or not, but normally in French one says "mesdemoiselles" and "messieurs" in plural.
I wonder if it is intentional or not, but normally in French one says "mesdemoiselles" and "messieurs" in plural.
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Muerte
Ohohohoho, did Subeta just make a very openly sexual guy ? XD
Anyhow. These items are amazing. I love me some candy related items (AND THAT SKELETON OH MY WORD, CALAVERA NEEDS HIM)... More female items than male, again, but just look at the 'Master' set. Oh man. That hair. That moustache.
Anyhow. These items are amazing. I love me some candy related items (AND THAT SKELETON OH MY WORD, CALAVERA NEEDS HIM)... More female items than male, again, but just look at the 'Master' set. Oh man. That hair. That moustache.
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crashingnightingales
I love all new items, however I do wish the infections would simply come out already. It's getting tiring waiting for Pandemic to actually start (ie the actual infections).
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twocents
Oh, haha, just saw where we can turn them in. :D
But a link in the sidebar would be nice. Unless I'm just blind and there's already a clear place where this shop is located at on the Subeta map.
But a link in the sidebar would be nice. Unless I'm just blind and there's already a clear place where this shop is located at on the Subeta map.
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twocents
Can we get a link to this in our "currently happening" on the news page? And perhaps a way to turn candy hearts into currency (like epicon points or vesnali coins)?
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Amy
Why can we collect rainbow hearts but not turn them in? :(
Other than that -- I'm in love with all the non-zombie items. I'm such a fan of the pastel pinks and mints<3
Other than that -- I'm in love with all the non-zombie items. I'm such a fan of the pastel pinks and mints<3
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Tribunal
So glad the 800 candy hearts I refreshed for last year finally have a purpose!
Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.
Now, if only the site would actually function :/
Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.
Now, if only the site would actually function :/
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Tribunal
So glad the 800 candy hearts I refreshed for last year finally have a purpose!
Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.
Now, if only the site would actually function :/
Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.
Now, if only the site would actually function :/
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Lindsie
SO CUTE OMGG. These items are amazing, I'm so glad I have off today to try and collect as many hearts as possible eeeeek. @User not found: __@
The link was a little hard to find in this post though, could we have a link to his shop put under Currently Happening?
The link was a little hard to find in this post though, could we have a link to his shop put under Currently Happening?
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Lily
I love all the neat new stuff!!
Could he maybe stock the cures for all the previous years strains too? Maybe? :D
Could he maybe stock the cures for all the previous years strains too? Maybe? :D
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Solsticesprite
All right Louis, my pet Cerisecaprice has had a massive crush on you since forever. So I came into your shop and turned in 1000 candy hearts, and NOT ONE SERVICE did you offer.
You have established what you are, so all we're doing now is haggling over the price. *waves handfuls of candy hearts like that guy in the Old Spice commercial*
C'mon you, loose little Montre, tell me what it takes.
You have established what you are, so all we're doing now is haggling over the price. *waves handfuls of candy hearts like that guy in the Old Spice commercial*
C'mon you, loose little Montre, tell me what it takes.
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Rei_106
Item not found: sickly sweet bubblegum
ohmygod did you guys plan for this there was just a MLP special on!
ohmygod did you guys plan for this there was just a MLP special on!
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BoaConstrictor
"Oh No! You do not have enough Candy Hearts to buy this item!"
I have like 500 Hearts in my inventory?!
I have like 500 Hearts in my inventory?!
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Lyriel
i don't know why but, the thing with the vaccine and now THIS here, why do people think that this solidifies the end of the plot or the end of curses?
ever read a manga?
ever read a krimi?
especially a vaccine and the fact that ecks works now with skitters means more to me: the vaccine is NOT the perfect thing that will come
ever read a manga?
ever read a krimi?
especially a vaccine and the fact that ecks works now with skitters means more to me: the vaccine is NOT the perfect thing that will come
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Princess_Tulip
While I love the items I just wish the infections would come out, and now I'm rather scared they won't.
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ZERO
I do love this shop but pleeeease let there be infections this year ;n; this is my favorite subeta holiday.
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Sopheroo
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If a year without infection makes people think twice about curing as soon as Masquerade comes around, I'm okay with this.He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year.
If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.
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Roan
He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year. D:
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Lyriel
i began reading the post and thought: OH PLEASE LET THE CURRENCY BE HEARTS
AND
IT
ISSSSSSSS!
i love you all ;A;
AND
IT
ISSSSSSSS!
i love you all ;A;
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Sopheroo
Louis, the plural of "mademoiselle" is not "mademoiselles", it's "mesdemoiselles"
;)
FAKEY FAKEY FRENCH MONTRE
;)
FAKEY FAKEY FRENCH MONTRE
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