L\'amour Parlor





Bonjour, mademoiselles (and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste), it is I, Louis L\'amour, the true love doctor.



With the CID vaccine whisking away my business this year, a sophisticated gentleman must improvise, and so I would like to announce the grand opening of the L\'amour Parlor, a shop for all people of taste and decadence. I will be offering a variety of products (and services, if that is more to your taste), and all I ask in return is handful of candy hearts.



Stop by anytime and see the exciting packages I have waiting for you!
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Posted by SubetaTeam

Fallenemiko

"(and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste)"
ohmy gOD
i appreciate this character so much
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Izzy

Where are these "other services" I WANT THEM
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ATrueHeart

All I have in my vaults are the Rainbow Candy Heart and 9 of the candy heart boxes. Why won't they work?"?????
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Bakura

too cute
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Rachelle

It won't let me buy anything, it keeps saying I don't have enough hearts when I do :(
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taffyann

Hoppy Survival Postcard

Cutest item!
Yay for new items! Thank you Subeta Team :D
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SweetMint

So many things to pick from!!!
I want all of it if I can XD
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FCoD

Ah, so many beautiful items. :) Thanks Subeta.
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DoomQueen

"other services"...Does this mean we get a whore house like in Dragon Age?! PLEASE!!!!
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Kink

"If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events."

Maybe some people like variety, so they're not interested in keeping the their zombie skin for long, but they DO want to see new ones.

Heck, *I* want to see new zombie strains (even though I'm planning to keep my "old" one). u.u

With that said, some of those items are really neat! I'm having trouble buying them, though. Can you only use a certain Candy Heart to buy them?
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Strength

Quote:
If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.
So you'd rather have zombies taken away from people just because some folks don't want to be a zombie all year 'round? That makes no sense. People can still enjoy being a zombie without sticking with their strand all year. Give me a break lol.

That being said, the items are lovely. I'm happy there's so much food in there! /shoves it all at her pet
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Cheezmo

woot, my stash of 2,635 candy hearts comes in handy now! HAHA
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PEG

... so I guess I won't be able to cure this year. At this point, I could care less. :D
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Seto

Oh my, Louis looks even more fabulous now. :heart:
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Nauro

I knew I hoarded all those candy hearts for a reason.
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lightnight99

I love everything in that shop OAO
I need 'em all!!!!
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Blanche

LOL LOL LOL dat skeleton :D
I love this idea! Louis can sell all the pink cute items while Skitters sell all the zombie stuff ^-^
Now to collect more hearts!
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Yuzu

OMG MUST HAVE ALL THE THINGS. D8 *Wants everything in the shop*
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StarShadow

Cool that we have a new shop. Assume it's only temporary. Just wish there was something in there I wanted, but unfortunately I don't see a single item I can use. Great idea though.
So how do we get infected this year?
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Tilcara

The items are awesome !
I wonder if it is intentional or not, but normally in French one says "mesdemoiselles" and "messieurs" in plural.
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Lina

I really love the Item not found: sickly sweet bubblegum :heart:
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LadyTamarwen

YAY! Welcome back, Month of Love!! I have missed you!
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Holy

To many wishlist items, i=I'm trowing my hearts at you! *-*
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FLUX

I need ten thousand of the twerking skeletons.
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Muerte

Ohohohoho, did Subeta just make a very openly sexual guy ? XD

Anyhow. These items are amazing. I love me some candy related items (AND THAT SKELETON OH MY WORD, CALAVERA NEEDS HIM)... More female items than male, again, but just look at the 'Master' set. Oh man. That hair. That moustache.
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Alcremie

Well, now I have a good reason to collect candy hearts.
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ren

omg skeleton, you twerk that bony ass
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fledgling

Trying to decide if "exciting packages" is an innuendo.
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crashingnightingales

I love all new items, however I do wish the infections would simply come out already. It's getting tiring waiting for Pandemic to actually start (ie the actual infections).
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twocents

Oh, haha, just saw where we can turn them in. :D

But a link in the sidebar would be nice. Unless I'm just blind and there's already a clear place where this shop is located at on the Subeta map.
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twocents

Can we get a link to this in our "currently happening" on the news page? And perhaps a way to turn candy hearts into currency (like epicon points or vesnali coins)?
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Xiocite

Wow, I love this
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Malygna

Many beautiful items for my gallery *-*
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simba

Is it bad that I wish my bf had those black lace briefs?
This whole thing is just awesome
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Confection

ALL OF THE YES
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Amy

Why can we collect rainbow hearts but not turn them in? :(
Other than that -- I'm in love with all the non-zombie items. I'm such a fan of the pastel pinks and mints<3
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far

Oh...my god xD
But the infection ;u;
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ixtab

gemajgall I recommend you attend an Undead Citizens Appreciation and Sensitivity course
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Shalashaska

Holy Zombie Jesus this is all amazing ;w;
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Shalashaska

Black Lace Boxer Briefs

RAH is that your work!?

Also YES for more staches <3
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gemajgall

I could kiss you Louis for being something unrelated to zombies! Finally! Thank you!
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SYLVAN

This is just, AHHH, can't even make english words now! Best shop item update EVER.
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Tribunal

So glad the 800 candy hearts I refreshed for last year finally have a purpose!

Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.

Now, if only the site would actually function :/
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Tribunal

So glad the 800 candy hearts I refreshed for last year finally have a purpose!

Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.

Now, if only the site would actually function :/
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Lindsie

SO CUTE OMGG. These items are amazing, I'm so glad I have off today to try and collect as many hearts as possible eeeeek. @User not found: __@
The link was a little hard to find in this post though, could we have a link to his shop put under Currently Happening?
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Lily

I love all the neat new stuff!!
Could he maybe stock the cures for all the previous years strains too? Maybe? :D
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Solsticesprite

All right Louis, my pet Cerisecaprice has had a massive crush on you since forever. So I came into your shop and turned in 1000 candy hearts, and NOT ONE SERVICE did you offer.

You have established what you are, so all we're doing now is haggling over the price. *waves handfuls of candy hearts like that guy in the Old Spice commercial*

C'mon you, loose little Montre, tell me what it takes.
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MissHarry

For the sweet love of every god in the world
I want ALL
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Lula

why I can't use the Candy Hearts Box to buy? ç_ç
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ixtab

he looks like he got a bit of an update! cute ^~^
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moveonover

He doesn't take the Rainbow Candy Heart I wonder why...
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Smugleaf

I'd prefer to be diagnosed by you than that perverted cheapskate of a doctor.
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Lindsey

want eeeverything all the art is amazing
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BoaConstrictor

Oh my God, Amber, thank you - I didn't see that!
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Rei_106

Item not found: sickly sweet bubblegum
ohmygod did you guys plan for this there was just a MLP special on!
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Amber

@BoaConstrictor You have to turn them into him, the hearts, to be able to use them.
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CakeMoose

Holy damn!!
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Sefyra

Louis can service me :| Don't even care.
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BoaConstrictor

"Oh No! You do not have enough Candy Hearts to buy this item!"
I have like 500 Hearts in my inventory?!
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Jaya

That dress! <3
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Lyriel

i don't know why but, the thing with the vaccine and now THIS here, why do people think that this solidifies the end of the plot or the end of curses?

ever read a manga?
ever read a krimi?
especially a vaccine and the fact that ecks works now with skitters means more to me: the vaccine is NOT the perfect thing that will come
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Princess_Tulip

While I love the items I just wish the infections would come out, and now I'm rather scared they won't.
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ZERO

I do love this shop but pleeeease let there be infections this year ;n; this is my favorite subeta holiday.
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Patience_363

I <3 this :O
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LucidDreams

Oh my god I love everything!! :O You guys are so amazing :heart: :heart: :heart:
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Sopheroo

Quote:
He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year.
If a year without infection makes people think twice about curing as soon as Masquerade comes around, I'm okay with this.

If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.
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Siri

Well, very nice and so, but... I still miss to be a zombie. :|
*patiently wait*
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ChibiStraws

WHERE ARE THE INFECTIONS?!
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ChibiStraws

WHERE ARE THE INFECTIONS?!
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Cresenta

NEED THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLL!
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Calculus

I NEED EVERYTHING.
Welp, there goes my weekend.
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Vespertine

*shrieking* there are no words LOUIS MARRY ME I WILL WEAR ALL THE LACY THINGS FOR YOU
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Riley

omfg the skeleton cries

but those lacey bodices. T________T;
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demon

...oh
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Roan

He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year. D:
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Lyriel

i began reading the post and thought: OH PLEASE LET THE CURRENCY BE HEARTS
AND
IT
ISSSSSSSS!

i love you all ;A;
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CORE

How charming. I actually approve (which is saying something, as I'm not much of a romantic).
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Evy

Did not see that coming! Great items!
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InvaderGEL

...does this mean we won't be making a cure this year? :(
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Lia

*dies*
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Sopheroo

And the plural of "monsieur" is "messieurs"
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pusheen

My pink themed gallery is overjoyed!
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Everdeen

can we just
Skelli-Butt
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Wanda

Skelli-Butt


SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
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Sopheroo

Louis, the plural of "mademoiselle" is not "mademoiselles", it's "mesdemoiselles"

;)

FAKEY FAKEY FRENCH MONTRE
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Fortune

Such an awesome idea! I have candy hearts practically coming out of my ears :P
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Deneb

Need ALL the items!
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Lirikai

L'amour, why you do this to me? I need all of these. ;A;
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rune_148

eeeeee :heart:
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Shout

Awesome!!! <3
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bulleta

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I AM SO HAPPY WITH THIS
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So-so

hahahahah
...no
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Plewps

Need that
Skelli-Butt
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Buraindo

omgawd awesomeeeee
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