L\'amour Parlor





Bonjour, mademoiselles (and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste), it is I, Louis L\'amour, the true love doctor.



With the CID vaccine whisking away my business this year, a sophisticated gentleman must improvise, and so I would like to announce the grand opening of the L\'amour Parlor, a shop for all people of taste and decadence. I will be offering a variety of products (and services, if that is more to your taste), and all I ask in return is handful of candy hearts.



Stop by anytime and see the exciting packages I have waiting for you!
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Posted by SubetaTeam

He doesn't take the Rainbow Candy Heart I wonder why...
I'd prefer to be diagnosed by you than that perverted cheapskate of a doctor.
want eeeverything all the art is amazing
Oh my God, Amber, thank you - I didn't see that!
Item not found: sickly sweet bubblegum
ohmygod did you guys plan for this there was just a MLP special on!
Amber STAFF
@BoaConstrictor You have to turn them into him, the hearts, to be able to use them.
Holy damn!!
Louis can service me :| Don't even care.
"Oh No! You do not have enough Candy Hearts to buy this item!"
I have like 500 Hearts in my inventory?!
That dress! <3
i don't know why but, the thing with the vaccine and now THIS here, why do people think that this solidifies the end of the plot or the end of curses?

ever read a manga?
ever read a krimi?
especially a vaccine and the fact that ecks works now with skitters means more to me: the vaccine is NOT the perfect thing that will come
While I love the items I just wish the infections would come out, and now I'm rather scared they won't.
I do love this shop but pleeeease let there be infections this year ;n; this is my favorite subeta holiday.
I <3 this :O
Oh my god I love everything!! :O You guys are so amazing :heart: :heart: :heart:
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He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year.
If a year without infection makes people think twice about curing as soon as Masquerade comes around, I'm okay with this.

If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.
Well, very nice and so, but... I still miss to be a zombie. :|
patiently wait
WHERE ARE THE INFECTIONS?!
WHERE ARE THE INFECTIONS?!
NEED THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLL!
I NEED EVERYTHING.
Welp, there goes my weekend.
shrieking there are no words LOUIS MARRY ME I WILL WEAR ALL THE LACY THINGS FOR YOU
omfg the skeleton cries

but those lacey bodices. T________T;
...oh
He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year. D:
i began reading the post and thought: OH PLEASE LET THE CURRENCY BE HEARTS
AND
IT
ISSSSSSSS!

i love you all ;A;
How charming. I actually approve (which is saying something, as I'm not much of a romantic).
Evy
Did not see that coming! Great items!
...does this mean we won't be making a cure this year? :(
Lia
dies
And the plural of "monsieur" is "messieurs"
My pink themed gallery is overjoyed!
can we just
Skelli-Butt
Skelli-Butt


SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
Louis, the plural of "mademoiselle" is not "mademoiselles", it's "mesdemoiselles"

;)

FAKEY FAKEY FRENCH MONTRE
Such an awesome idea! I have candy hearts practically coming out of my ears :P
Need ALL the items!
L'amour, why you do this to me? I need all of these. ;A;
eeeeee :heart:
Awesome!!! <3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I AM SO HAPPY WITH THIS
hahahahah
...no
Need that
Skelli-Butt
omgawd awesomeeeee

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