Free Shop: Pirate Loot
That lug Angrybeard thinks he can forget gettin' me a present fer Luminaire? Wha' wit' me cookin' up a huge meal fer th' whole Freyalise crew? He can reckon again! I been an' snuck into thar booty hold 'n grabbed some o' thar loot t' throw out. They 'ave more than they would ever be able t' sell forward, anyway.
Enjoy th' spoils o' th' Freyalise in the Free Shop! Seein' his angry face be more than enough o' a present fer me.
*Translation for non-Pirates: My dearest but slightly dim husband, Angrybeard, forgot to buy me a present for Luminaire! After I cooked a lovely meal for him and his Freyalise comrades. That was rather inconsiderate of him. Rather than be angry at him, I borrowed a few items from the crew's rather large stock, as they have plenty to spare!
I'm going to give it away for free, to you. Just seeing his face when he notices the smiling Subetans walking around with his and his crew's old items. That's more than enough of a Luminaire present for me!
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[NPC] Babette
Natsume
WOO free things! Although retiring the old ornaments from the ornament box would be great too.. nudge nudge
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Carpathia
Whenever I can catch something, I've been getting a reasonable mix of Freyalise and Melody. My sister seemed to be getting just Melody for a while. Hoping to see SubQ pop up.
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Aline
I love how wildly different the feelings in the original and the translated versions are, it's hilarious!
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HYPEBEAST
Am I the only one who actually understands the 'pirate' talk?
Plus, I wish I wasn't getting so many Melody items :/
Plus, I wish I wasn't getting so many Melody items :/
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Nova
Ah I remember the days of my youth when pirate speak was fun to read... now I just look at it, get on my best grumpy cat face, and think... "No."
Glad to see the free shop came back... it didn't feel like Lumi without it. Thanks. :)
Glad to see the free shop came back... it didn't feel like Lumi without it. Thanks. :)
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Muerte
Fun fact: Pirates actually had marriage 'laws' =D
(They also had same-sex marriage 'laws' that weren't as uncommon as you would think)
(They also had same-sex marriage 'laws' that weren't as uncommon as you would think)
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Blanche
Oh wow when the news originally came out I had totally "complained" to a friend about how I never loved pirate speak, I'm sure many people who also don't have English as a first language appreciate the translation!! THANK YOU.
ALSO add me to the people who didnt know they were married IDK WHY I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT /fails
ALSO add me to the people who didnt know they were married IDK WHY I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT /fails
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Solsticesprite
For some dumb reason I was supposing that they weren't married and were shacking up.
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Zay
Aww thanks so much Babette. Hopefully this will teach Angrybeard to not forget about you on Luminaire!
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Austria
Hey, neat. I don't think I was able to buy anything from there this year lol. Thanks, Babette!
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ChibiStraws
Uhh, you might want to edit that translation a bit, trying to read it as a cultured "transation" actually made me wince a little, lol! Yea, I'm weird I know
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Luck
I accept 0 and Hangmans Noose been put in your items.
Because nothing says "happy holidays" like a noose!
Because nothing says "happy holidays" like a noose!
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Lypsyl
Ah Babetta, thank you so much my dear! Those nasty pirates won't forget you next Luminaire.
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lovecraft
Anyone else read that in a pirate like way??? LOL Awesome add. Now can't wait to see what else gets tossed in.
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Rowan
Grr-ka! One minute and it's all gone. Goddammit, that was so sudden. Guess I won't be lucky tonight.
*pouts*
*pouts*
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Ninja
8C Does anyone else feel like a potato when they don't understand/can't read the pirate accent/text?
Bar feeling dumb, thanks for the pirate items!
Bar feeling dumb, thanks for the pirate items!
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erinh
sweet just got Glittering Gray Glam Rock Pirate Pants...tee hee hee before i clicked the news
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