Free Gift: Bad Taxidermy Fox
This fox is a perfect example of what you really look like when you’re coming down from a Morostide sugar high!
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Opossum
Im so happy my friend told me look at the free gift. as someone heavily into taxidermy and the community I almost choked to death at this item as a whole and then ITS WEARABLE. And it reminds me so much of all the horrific soft mounts I see on deviantart. Oh sweet jesus I love you guys and whoever made this item deserves an award
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Nefarian
Omg. I almost missed this. I don't know what it's referencing (if it even is) but I laughed. Kinda feel bad for laughing. But oh my god. Lmao. Thanks for the free item
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GlasGalahad
This is so fantastic!
Good taxidermy deserves a huge amount of recognition- it is, of course, an art!-
and BAD taxidermy deserves attention, too!
I mean, c'mon- how can you NOT laugh at this? It's brilliant!
Good taxidermy deserves a huge amount of recognition- it is, of course, an art!-
and BAD taxidermy deserves attention, too!
I mean, c'mon- how can you NOT laugh at this? It's brilliant!
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Fray
... just read the comments and I have no idea why some berk brought vegans into this. lol
meat eaters are very strange xD
meat eaters are very strange xD
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Fray
HOLY SHIT I saw the title before I logged in and I was so excited to actually see it and let me tell you
I am /not/ disappointed!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I just started laughing when I saw it. it's so great!!!!! <3
I am /not/ disappointed!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I just started laughing when I saw it. it's so great!!!!! <3
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Song_745
Quote by FLUX:
I feel like this is always the ratio on threads where people are complaining about those who were offended.
Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
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FLUX
Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
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beyonce
all i can think of is that "when you're at your friends house for dinner and want to ask for the salt but his parents are arguing and the salt is in between their upcoming divorce" post
A+ this is the best item of 2015
A+ this is the best item of 2015
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BabyGirl1516
of alllllllllll of the items on subeta people choose to be offended about....its this? please sit down theres worse if you explore a bit
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tendril
haha, whenever a news post has 100+ comments on subeta it is almost always because people are crying and then people are laughing at the people crying
it's great
it's great
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Suriana
It seems we live in a time of people getting offended by life in general. Aren't we lucky it is also a time where most of have the freedom to be offended and to express such. If the fox offends you, simply don't click on it and don't collect it or better yet put it in one of your shops and sell it on to someone that thinks it is great and will love it for the intent it was meant. Or notify me that you think is the worse possible thing on earth and you are packing it up and sending it my way. I love the fox, and think some of us need to put our big girl panties on. *opens my door for all the foxes headed my way*
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Skylar
I LOVE foxes, and I love this item! I'm actually wearing it now. :3
To anyone upset: why don't you focus your efforts on issues involving real animals? This fox is just a bunch of pixels.
To anyone upset: why don't you focus your efforts on issues involving real animals? This fox is just a bunch of pixels.
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grouse
This is exactly the quality content that needs to go in Hoarder's hoard. IT IS AMAZING, THANK YOU!
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Dice
Huh, guess that's yet another meme that's passed me by.
Also, if we are going to have more bad taxidermy items, can we please have "Fish in a Squirrel Suit"?
Also, if we are going to have more bad taxidermy items, can we please have "Fish in a Squirrel Suit"?
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Austria
I feel so bad for those bad taxidermy animals. Taxidermy done well is awesome, they could have been so much more.
Some of these comments are pure gold, though.
Some of these comments are pure gold, though.
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Francine
Pirate
I'm a huge animal lover, foxes are one of my faves and I think this item is just brilliant.
So, what does the fox say? "Thank you so much for this free gift", of course!
So, what does the fox say? "Thank you so much for this free gift", of course!
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Rakumel
I'm not familiar with the meme this gift is referring to, but I laughed so hard at those bad taxidermy pictures, especially the cheetah, holy crap. That needs to be my phone wallpaper, somehow.
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Marine
Taxidermy is a point of fascination for me, as a bone + general dead stuff collector, and bad taxidermy is one of my absolute favorite things.
Applause all around from me. :3!
Applause all around from me. :3!
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Rainbowkitsu
User not found: cootiequeen NOPE! :D
Anyway... Because it's a fox all my yes! But because it looks so pitiful I feel bad, very bad. :(
Anyway... Because it's a fox all my yes! But because it looks so pitiful I feel bad, very bad. :(
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Peppermint
I love you for this, ohmygod. Bad taxidermy pictures are some of my favorite things. Bless your face.
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Synth
@tinypixelninja - I'm vegan, and i'm neither offended by nor "afraid of" this item. In fact, i quite like it (i'm also a fan of the fetus items, graveyard pets and other similarly morbid things - it's not like any real animals were harmed for anything on this site so i find no cause for concern). Just so you know, we really aren't all constantly angry and looking to be irrationally offended by everything, so please reconsider your assumptions. :)
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Anasazi
So precious X3 want more bad taxidermy, rabbit/jackalope, monkey, moose, puma, sailfish, shark, squid, etc.
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Gintama
Well, I'm totally with the 'I love this item' crowd and I am in agreement to say that if it offends you, you shouldn't even be on Subeta or...the internet.
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Maddox
As someone who has actually been trained in taxidermy and who has a deer head they made in their house...this makes me so happy. Irl I love seeing the worst ones. To me it's just looking at it and thinking...how did this happen? This is my favorite item on this site by far now. Also really if you are upset by this how...are you even still on this site after all the "crude" and "cruel" things this site has produced? Meme or not it's funny. (Not saying my work was perfect, the deer I have that is smirking at people in my living room)
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CMYK
I love how people are offended by this when we have graveyard pets that look like half rotted roadkill and obvious phallic items on-site. Like yo, do you even internet?
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Bathory
I wonder if Ylvis asked the fox if it will communicate in Morse because the lady that created the stoned fox was named Morse *dies laughing*
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heARSE
This is really great.
Thank you so much for the item. There isn't enough taxidermy things on-site, especially in the form of adorable wears. :D
Thank you so much for the item. There isn't enough taxidermy things on-site, especially in the form of adorable wears. :D
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Altruism
This is hilarious. Especially laughing at all the vegans on here afraid of a dead animal.
I almost want to put this in my avatar to forever spite them. SERIES PLEASE!!! <3
I almost want to put this in my avatar to forever spite them. SERIES PLEASE!!! <3
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Hoshi
Weiss
oh my god.
i need like five dozen.
this is the best thing i've seen all day, it's outrageous, oh my god
i need like five dozen.
this is the best thing i've seen all day, it's outrageous, oh my god
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METROID
I also vote for failed taxidermies for next Survival. Skitters could sell them. Besides, what pet wouldn't want their very own taxidermy minion?
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Taters
Ahahahahah omg yess, as an aspiring taxidermist I do hope to make something so horrible on accident in my days.
Can we get the whole family of messed up taxidermh plz? I would die.
Can we get the whole family of messed up taxidermh plz? I would die.
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Hannah66665
Not something I'm particularly fond of, but really there is a lot worse on this site. I'm also less bothered now that I know it's a meme.
@Sopheroo
I love skunks. :c
@Sopheroo
I love skunks. :c
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Pipkitten
@Rah - I feel the same way! It makes me so happy when I'm able to salvage a roadkill animal and make it beautiful again. I like to think that their spirits appreciate the love and care, too. I also have plenty of other animals that weren't roadkill, and they enjoy going shopping and attending public events with me. My foxes are a huge hit with kids, lol~
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Jazmine
To those of you going "OMG POOR FOX, THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ANIMALS SO LET'S WHINE ABOUT IT HERE, WAH WAH WAH" -
READ THIS. This is the story of the original Bad Taxidermy Fox, aka STONED FOX, done by a taxidermy artist in London, England. Stop acting like someone treated this fox cruelly while it was live and did this after it was killed thanks to someone's cruelty because it seriously didn't happen like that. It's a MEME. A JOKE.
Yes, poor fox (but very funny anyway) but read about it before you start going social justice protester over this.
READ THIS. This is the story of the original Bad Taxidermy Fox, aka STONED FOX, done by a taxidermy artist in London, England. Stop acting like someone treated this fox cruelly while it was live and did this after it was killed thanks to someone's cruelty because it seriously didn't happen like that. It's a MEME. A JOKE.
Yes, poor fox (but very funny anyway) but read about it before you start going social justice protester over this.
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mallory
Can we get other failed taxidermy creatures as wearables?
Like the cheetah?
Or the lion?
Or the bear?
Like the cheetah?
Or the lion?
Or the bear?
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Sopheroo
Are people upset because foxes are supposed to be cute or something?
Like, if it was a skunk, no one would bat an eye. Or anything seen as socially indesirable.
Like, if it was a skunk, no one would bat an eye. Or anything seen as socially indesirable.
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Kilala
Lol, it's one of those things that are ugly but funny in a way! No offense or anything. It's kinda sorta cute in a very hideous way. I guess the perfect gift for a spooky event such as Morostide :)!
Anyway, I guess everyone have their own opinions. I personally have like 5 fox tails, one coyote tail, and one bob cat tail. I mostly adore my fox tail ones, only because when I'm at school and I'm missing my dogs, I pet the fur on the fox tail since my dogs have very fluffy tails and it helps me to calm down during a big test *cough midterm cough* And I told my mom that when my dogs pass away, I want their tails XD. I don't find it creepy or anything to want to keep a piece of my dogs whos brought me love ad joy, but eh, some people may find it weird.
Anyway, to each its own I guess c:.
Anyway, I guess everyone have their own opinions. I personally have like 5 fox tails, one coyote tail, and one bob cat tail. I mostly adore my fox tail ones, only because when I'm at school and I'm missing my dogs, I pet the fur on the fox tail since my dogs have very fluffy tails and it helps me to calm down during a big test *cough midterm cough* And I told my mom that when my dogs pass away, I want their tails XD. I don't find it creepy or anything to want to keep a piece of my dogs whos brought me love ad joy, but eh, some people may find it weird.
Anyway, to each its own I guess c:.
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Sopheroo
ANYWAY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FANTASTIC ANYMORE, MISTER FOX.
HAHA.
Holy shit, I never heard of that meme and I love that item. So much. Whoever did that, thanks.
HAHA.
Holy shit, I never heard of that meme and I love that item. So much. Whoever did that, thanks.
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Satyr
lmfao i love this. not much a fan of taxidermy done right, but i am a huge fan of taxidermy done wrong
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Lyric
@Apocalyptic Didn't really care for that but as I said before, I'm speaking of this item. kthxbye
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Tucker
What the, what? I'm like very lost here. The wearable version just looks like a fox that barely survived being hit and dragged by a car. Yes, I know it's suppose to be taxidermy.
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Rah
@Pipkitten - I'm just getting into taxidermy, too! I love it so much. I always find that it's like taking something that nobody really cares about (roadkill, generally) and putting your own love and care into it so that it matters again. You learn from it, it doesn't just rot away on a roadside. And eventually, maybe your work will be in a museum and people will be able to learn about animals they'd never have a chance in seeing.
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Bot
I need it.
Also, guys, come on. There's countless other pelts/skins/organs, human/animal body parts, and "icky" items galore on Subeta.
Also, guys, come on. There's countless other pelts/skins/organs, human/animal body parts, and "icky" items galore on Subeta.
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Tarnished
@Kashmir
what are you even talking about the item is bad TAXIDERMY fox, meaning that it has been stuffed
the meme is also in reference to a taxidermy fox so
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what are you even talking about the item is bad TAXIDERMY fox, meaning that it has been stuffed
the meme is also in reference to a taxidermy fox so
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Apocalyptic
Remember when we were able to harvest each others organs for a plot?
Yeah?
How is this anymore crude or 'cruel' than all the blood and gore??? Lmfao.
It's alright to be against taxidermy but you gotta remember that this isn't real.
Yeah?
How is this anymore crude or 'cruel' than all the blood and gore??? Lmfao.
It's alright to be against taxidermy but you gotta remember that this isn't real.
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Bailey_435
i'm honestly feeling secondhand embarrassment for people getting bent out of shape over this
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Speiro
Quote by Kashmir:
I mean...Meme or not, it's still a bit crude. This "meme" doesn't specify it's a fox that has been stuffed. It's just a hideous fox.
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Lantern
lmfao I love it
Also I will never understand how some people think taxidermy is cruel or offensive :unamused:
Also I will never understand how some people think taxidermy is cruel or offensive :unamused:
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cherub_730
also @ anyone who thinks this is cruel/distasteful/etc feel free to toss your unwanted taxidermy foxes my way because i need at the very least, 215 of them
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Lyric
Meme or not, it's still a bit crude. This "meme" doesn't specify it's a fox that has been stuffed. It's just a hideous fox.
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Cobaltbluetoo
"Oh Dear" is right! Thanks so much.
@Speiro the expression on your fox's face is priceless!
@Speiro the expression on your fox's face is priceless!
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jigo
LMAO
I see that this is from a meme and that's great. lmao
and of course, there are people that are going to take it the wrong way. :)
I see that this is from a meme and that's great. lmao
and of course, there are people that are going to take it the wrong way. :)
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Pipkitten
I am a taxidermist, and now I absolutely need a whole bunch of these poor critters. Reminds me a bit of my first projects, haha.
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cherub_730
@misspiss666 Honestly i feel like this free gift was made specifically with me in mind and no one can tell me otherwise
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Lyric
At least I'm not the only one appalled by this. I find it more cruel than anything. Maybe just the name and description mess it up. But either way...*thumbs down* Subeta. *shakes head* Thumbs down.
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Neuvillette
This fox is a perfect example of what I really look like after staying the night up to study before my finals
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