Free Gift: Bad Taxidermy Fox

This fox is a perfect example of what you really look like when you’re coming down from a Morostide sugar high!
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Im so happy my friend told me look at the free gift. as someone heavily into taxidermy and the community I almost choked to death at this item as a whole and then ITS WEARABLE. And it reminds me so much of all the horrific soft mounts I see on deviantart. Oh sweet jesus I love you guys and whoever made this item deserves an award

Omg. I almost missed this. I don't know what it's referencing (if it even is) but I laughed. Kinda feel bad for laughing. But oh my god. Lmao. Thanks for the free item
This is so fantastic!
Good taxidermy deserves a huge amount of recognition- it is, of course, an art!-
and BAD taxidermy deserves attention, too!
I mean, c'mon- how can you NOT laugh at this? It's brilliant!
Good taxidermy deserves a huge amount of recognition- it is, of course, an art!-
and BAD taxidermy deserves attention, too!
I mean, c'mon- how can you NOT laugh at this? It's brilliant!
... just read the comments and I have no idea why some berk brought vegans into this. lol
meat eaters are very strange xD
meat eaters are very strange xD
HOLY SHIT I saw the title before I logged in and I was so excited to actually see it and let me tell you
I am /not/ disappointed!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I just started laughing when I saw it. it's so great!!!!! <3
I am /not/ disappointed!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I just started laughing when I saw it. it's so great!!!!! <3
Quote by FLUX:
I feel like this is always the ratio on threads where people are complaining about those who were offended.Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
all i can think of is that "when you're at your friends house for dinner and want to ask for the salt but his parents are arguing and the salt is in between their upcoming divorce" post
A+ this is the best item of 2015
A+ this is the best item of 2015

of alllllllllll of the items on subeta people choose to be offended about....its this? please sit down theres worse if you explore a bit

haha, whenever a news post has 100+ comments on subeta it is almost always because people are crying and then people are laughing at the people crying
it's great
it's great

It seems we live in a time of people getting offended by life in general. Aren't we lucky it is also a time where most of have the freedom to be offended and to express such. If the fox offends you, simply don't click on it and don't collect it or better yet put it in one of your shops and sell it on to someone that thinks it is great and will love it for the intent it was meant. Or notify me that you think is the worse possible thing on earth and you are packing it up and sending it my way. I love the fox, and think some of us need to put our big girl panties on. opens my door for all the foxes headed my way


I LOVE foxes, and I love this item! I'm actually wearing it now. :3
To anyone upset: why don't you focus your efforts on issues involving real animals? This fox is just a bunch of pixels.
To anyone upset: why don't you focus your efforts on issues involving real animals? This fox is just a bunch of pixels.



This is exactly the quality content that needs to go in Hoarder's hoard. IT IS AMAZING, THANK YOU!

Huh, guess that's yet another meme that's passed me by.
Also, if we are going to have more bad taxidermy items, can we please have "Fish in a Squirrel Suit"?

Also, if we are going to have more bad taxidermy items, can we please have "Fish in a Squirrel Suit"?


I feel so bad for those bad taxidermy animals. Taxidermy done well is awesome, they could have been so much more.
Some of these comments are pure gold, though.
Some of these comments are pure gold, though.


I'm a huge animal lover, foxes are one of my faves and I think this item is just brilliant.
So, what does the fox say? "Thank you so much for this free gift", of course!
So, what does the fox say? "Thank you so much for this free gift", of course!


I'm not familiar with the meme this gift is referring to, but I laughed so hard at those bad taxidermy pictures, especially the cheetah, holy crap. That needs to be my phone wallpaper, somehow.

Taxidermy is a point of fascination for me, as a bone + general dead stuff collector, and bad taxidermy is one of my absolute favorite things.
Applause all around from me. :3!
Applause all around from me. :3!

User not found: cootiequeen NOPE! :D
Anyway... Because it's a fox all my yes! But because it looks so pitiful I feel bad, very bad. :(
Anyway... Because it's a fox all my yes! But because it looks so pitiful I feel bad, very bad. :(
I love you for this, ohmygod. Bad taxidermy pictures are some of my favorite things. Bless your face.



@tinypixelninja - I'm vegan, and i'm neither offended by nor "afraid of" this item. In fact, i quite like it (i'm also a fan of the fetus items, graveyard pets and other similarly morbid things - it's not like any real animals were harmed for anything on this site so i find no cause for concern). Just so you know, we really aren't all constantly angry and looking to be irrationally offended by everything, so please reconsider your assumptions. :)

So precious X3 want more bad taxidermy, rabbit/jackalope, monkey, moose, puma, sailfish, shark, squid, etc.

Well, I'm totally with the 'I love this item' crowd and I am in agreement to say that if it offends you, you shouldn't even be on Subeta or...the internet.


As someone who has actually been trained in taxidermy and who has a deer head they made in their house...this makes me so happy. Irl I love seeing the worst ones. To me it's just looking at it and thinking...how did this happen? This is my favorite item on this site by far now. Also really if you are upset by this how...are you even still on this site after all the "crude" and "cruel" things this site has produced? Meme or not it's funny. (Not saying my work was perfect, the deer I have that is smirking at people in my living room)

I love how people are offended by this when we have graveyard pets that look like half rotted roadkill and obvious phallic items on-site. Like yo, do you even internet?



