Free Gift: Bad Taxidermy Fox
This fox is a perfect example of what you really look like when you’re coming down from a Morostide sugar high!
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Bathory
I wonder if Ylvis asked the fox if it will communicate in Morse because the lady that created the stoned fox was named Morse dies laughing
This is really great.
Thank you so much for the item. There isn't enough taxidermy things on-site, especially in the form of adorable wears. :D
Thank you so much for the item. There isn't enough taxidermy things on-site, especially in the form of adorable wears. :D
This is hilarious. Especially laughing at all the vegans on here afraid of a dead animal.
I almost want to put this in my avatar to forever spite them. SERIES PLEASE!!! <3
I almost want to put this in my avatar to forever spite them. SERIES PLEASE!!! <3
oh my god.
i need like five dozen.
this is the best thing i've seen all day, it's outrageous, oh my god
i need like five dozen.
this is the best thing i've seen all day, it's outrageous, oh my god
I also vote for failed taxidermies for next Survival. Skitters could sell them. Besides, what pet wouldn't want their very own taxidermy minion?
Ahahahahah omg yess, as an aspiring taxidermist I do hope to make something so horrible on accident in my days.
Can we get the whole family of messed up taxidermh plz? I would die.
Can we get the whole family of messed up taxidermh plz? I would die.
Not something I'm particularly fond of, but really there is a lot worse on this site. I'm also less bothered now that I know it's a meme.
@Sopheroo
I love skunks. :c
@Sopheroo
I love skunks. :c
@Rah - I feel the same way! It makes me so happy when I'm able to salvage a roadkill animal and make it beautiful again. I like to think that their spirits appreciate the love and care, too. I also have plenty of other animals that weren't roadkill, and they enjoy going shopping and attending public events with me. My foxes are a huge hit with kids, lol~
To those of you going "OMG POOR FOX, THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ANIMALS SO LET'S WHINE ABOUT IT HERE, WAH WAH WAH" -
READ THIS. This is the story of the original Bad Taxidermy Fox, aka STONED FOX, done by a taxidermy artist in London, England. Stop acting like someone treated this fox cruelly while it was live and did this after it was killed thanks to someone's cruelty because it seriously didn't happen like that. It's a MEME. A JOKE.
Yes, poor fox (but very funny anyway) but read about it before you start going social justice protester over this.
READ THIS. This is the story of the original Bad Taxidermy Fox, aka STONED FOX, done by a taxidermy artist in London, England. Stop acting like someone treated this fox cruelly while it was live and did this after it was killed thanks to someone's cruelty because it seriously didn't happen like that. It's a MEME. A JOKE.
Yes, poor fox (but very funny anyway) but read about it before you start going social justice protester over this.
Can we get other failed taxidermy creatures as wearables?
Like the cheetah?
Or the lion?
Or the bear?
Like the cheetah?
Or the lion?
Or the bear?
Are people upset because foxes are supposed to be cute or something?
Like, if it was a skunk, no one would bat an eye. Or anything seen as socially indesirable.
Like, if it was a skunk, no one would bat an eye. Or anything seen as socially indesirable.
Lol, it's one of those things that are ugly but funny in a way! No offense or anything. It's kinda sorta cute in a very hideous way. I guess the perfect gift for a spooky event such as Morostide :)!
Anyway, I guess everyone have their own opinions. I personally have like 5 fox tails, one coyote tail, and one bob cat tail. I mostly adore my fox tail ones, only because when I'm at school and I'm missing my dogs, I pet the fur on the fox tail since my dogs have very fluffy tails and it helps me to calm down during a big test cough midterm cough And I told my mom that when my dogs pass away, I want their tails XD. I don't find it creepy or anything to want to keep a piece of my dogs whos brought me love ad joy, but eh, some people may find it weird.
Anyway, to each its own I guess c:.
Anyway, I guess everyone have their own opinions. I personally have like 5 fox tails, one coyote tail, and one bob cat tail. I mostly adore my fox tail ones, only because when I'm at school and I'm missing my dogs, I pet the fur on the fox tail since my dogs have very fluffy tails and it helps me to calm down during a big test cough midterm cough And I told my mom that when my dogs pass away, I want their tails XD. I don't find it creepy or anything to want to keep a piece of my dogs whos brought me love ad joy, but eh, some people may find it weird.
Anyway, to each its own I guess c:.
ANYWAY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FANTASTIC ANYMORE, MISTER FOX.
HAHA.
Holy shit, I never heard of that meme and I love that item. So much. Whoever did that, thanks.
HAHA.
Holy shit, I never heard of that meme and I love that item. So much. Whoever did that, thanks.
lmfao i love this. not much a fan of taxidermy done right, but i am a huge fan of taxidermy done wrong
@Apocalyptic Didn't really care for that but as I said before, I'm speaking of this item. kthxbye
What the, what? I'm like very lost here. The wearable version just looks like a fox that barely survived being hit and dragged by a car. Yes, I know it's suppose to be taxidermy.
Rah
STAFF
@Pipkitten - I'm just getting into taxidermy, too! I love it so much. I always find that it's like taking something that nobody really cares about (roadkill, generally) and putting your own love and care into it so that it matters again. You learn from it, it doesn't just rot away on a roadside. And eventually, maybe your work will be in a museum and people will be able to learn about animals they'd never have a chance in seeing.
I need it.
Also, guys, come on. There's countless other pelts/skins/organs, human/animal body parts, and "icky" items galore on Subeta.
Also, guys, come on. There's countless other pelts/skins/organs, human/animal body parts, and "icky" items galore on Subeta.
@Kashmir
what are you even talking about the item is bad TAXIDERMY fox, meaning that it has been stuffed
the meme is also in reference to a taxidermy fox so
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what are you even talking about the item is bad TAXIDERMY fox, meaning that it has been stuffed
the meme is also in reference to a taxidermy fox so
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Remember when we were able to harvest each others organs for a plot?
Yeah?
How is this anymore crude or 'cruel' than all the blood and gore??? Lmfao.
It's alright to be against taxidermy but you gotta remember that this isn't real.
Yeah?
How is this anymore crude or 'cruel' than all the blood and gore??? Lmfao.
It's alright to be against taxidermy but you gotta remember that this isn't real.
i'm honestly feeling secondhand embarrassment for people getting bent out of shape over this