Free Gift: Bad Taxidermy Fox

Bad Taxidermy Fox




This fox is a perfect example of what you really look like when you’re coming down from a Morostide sugar high!
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Opossum
Im so happy my friend told me look at the free gift. as someone heavily into taxidermy and the community I almost choked to death at this item as a whole and then ITS WEARABLE. And it reminds me so much of all the horrific soft mounts I see on deviantart. Oh sweet jesus I love you guys and whoever made this item deserves an award
Nefarian
Omg. I almost missed this. I don't know what it's referencing (if it even is) but I laughed. Kinda feel bad for laughing. But oh my god. Lmao. Thanks for the free item
GlasGalahad
This is so fantastic!
Good taxidermy deserves a huge amount of recognition- it is, of course, an art!-
and BAD taxidermy deserves attention, too!

I mean, c'mon- how can you NOT laugh at this? It's brilliant!
MagnusTheRed
What does the fox say? CHAOS REIGNS.
penelope
Fray
... just read the comments and I have no idea why some berk brought vegans into this. lol
meat eaters are very strange xD
Fray
HOLY SHIT I saw the title before I logged in and I was so excited to actually see it and let me tell you

I am /not/ disappointed!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I just started laughing when I saw it. it's so great!!!!! <3
Song_745
Quote by FLUX:
Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
I feel like this is always the ratio on threads where people are complaining about those who were offended.
FLUX
Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
Quirk
Uh, can everyone stop posting pics of creepy dead things? It's freakin weird, okay?
beyonce
all i can think of is that "when you're at your friends house for dinner and want to ask for the salt but his parents are arguing and the salt is in between their upcoming divorce" post

A+ this is the best item of 2015
horizon
gross
Ipsi
looks at # of comments Drama in comments?

click drama in comments
BabyGirl1516
of alllllllllll of the items on subeta people choose to be offended about....its this? please sit down theres worse if you explore a bit
tendril
haha, whenever a news post has 100+ comments on subeta it is almost always because people are crying and then people are laughing at the people crying
it's great
Souza
Not my kind of item, but I'm glad to see people liking it! :D
Suriana
It seems we live in a time of people getting offended by life in general. Aren't we lucky it is also a time where most of have the freedom to be offended and to express such. If the fox offends you, simply don't click on it and don't collect it or better yet put it in one of your shops and sell it on to someone that thinks it is great and will love it for the intent it was meant. Or notify me that you think is the worse possible thing on earth and you are packing it up and sending it my way. I love the fox, and think some of us need to put our big girl panties on. opens my door for all the foxes headed my way
Taarna
omg that gif of the stoned fox is hilarious
FTW @Bailey
Viking
I love this. And all the outrage, lol.
Stakely
the artist did an A++++ job on this. the fur looks awesome on the overlay
Skylar
I LOVE foxes, and I love this item! I'm actually wearing it now. :3

To anyone upset: why don't you focus your efforts on issues involving real animals? This fox is just a bunch of pixels.
Net
I don't feel like this should have been wearable..
Blackjack
Rude. I am perfection always.

But thanks for this...thoughtful gift.

I think.
Alenwen
AAAAA poor fox D:
grouse
This is exactly the quality content that needs to go in Hoarder's hoard. IT IS AMAZING, THANK YOU!
Dice
Huh, guess that's yet another meme that's passed me by.

Also, if we are going to have more bad taxidermy items, can we please have "Fish in a Squirrel Suit"?
Austria
I feel so bad for those bad taxidermy animals. Taxidermy done well is awesome, they could have been so much more.

Some of these comments are pure gold, though.
Francine
I thought this was the crack fox from Mighty Boosh
Quirk
Sorry, but that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
CORE
#me after chocolate

(Thanks for the item!)
Pirate
I'm a huge animal lover, foxes are one of my faves and I think this item is just brilliant.

So, what does the fox say? "Thank you so much for this free gift", of course!
HYPEBEAST
I like taxidermy.

Somuchbutthurt. The fox is the one that should be offended.
Rakumel
I'm not familiar with the meme this gift is referring to, but I laughed so hard at those bad taxidermy pictures, especially the cheetah, holy crap. That needs to be my phone wallpaper, somehow.
Marine
Taxidermy is a point of fascination for me, as a bone + general dead stuff collector, and bad taxidermy is one of my absolute favorite things.
Applause all around from me. :3!
CakeMoose
that hangover feel

Now I'll contribute with this Victorian taxidermy series:
Briar_439
It's PERFECT!! I love it!
MeowMeow
At least his tail is still fluffy. :P
Rainbowkitsu
User not found: cootiequeen NOPE! :D

Anyway... Because it's a fox all my yes! But because it looks so pitiful I feel bad, very bad. :(
Peppermint
I love you for this, ohmygod. Bad taxidermy pictures are some of my favorite things. Bless your face.
OCEANE
"ANYWAY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FANTASTIC ANYMORE, MISTER FOX"
@Sopheroo this was a very underappreciated joke so I wanted to let you know how great it is
mutant
oh my god yes please more of these <3
SparkledMoon
Chuck Testa?
Lumwinkle
I LOVE this!
Synth
@tinypixelninja - I'm vegan, and i'm neither offended by nor "afraid of" this item. In fact, i quite like it (i'm also a fan of the fetus items, graveyard pets and other similarly morbid things - it's not like any real animals were harmed for anything on this site so i find no cause for concern). Just so you know, we really aren't all constantly angry and looking to be irrationally offended by everything, so please reconsider your assumptions. :)
Anasazi
So precious X3 want more bad taxidermy, rabbit/jackalope, monkey, moose, puma, sailfish, shark, squid, etc.
marvel
I came in here for an explanation and there wasn't one.

Well, thanks anyway?
Gintama
Well, I'm totally with the 'I love this item' crowd and I am in agreement to say that if it offends you, you shouldn't even be on Subeta or...the internet.
EmCee
@Evanesce
The fetus debacle was probably one of my favorites.

@METROID
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN EBOLA BECAME A HUGE THING AND PEOPLE WERE CRYING OVER THAT??
Like Bowl of Ebola has been on the site for 7 years and NOW you're offended? LOL
LuckyClover
As someone who has actually been trained in taxidermy and who has a deer head they made in their house...this makes me so happy. Irl I love seeing the worst ones. To me it's just looking at it and thinking...how did this happen? This is my favorite item on this site by far now. Also really if you are upset by this how...are you even still on this site after all the "crude" and "cruel" things this site has produced? Meme or not it's funny. (Not saying my work was perfect, the deer I have that is smirking at people in my living room)
CMYK
I love how people are offended by this when we have graveyard pets that look like half rotted roadkill and obvious phallic items on-site. Like yo, do you even internet?

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