Adventure Calls!
The phone rings. When you answer, it is a comically non-specific auto-dialer system.
(Salutation), you have been selected for a position on Team (Your Choice). Please report to the (Omen Islands) as soon as possible for your assignment. Congratulations on becoming a part of Team (Your Choice), I know you will be a (valuable) addition to the team dynamic.
You decide to follow the robot’s instructions and report to your team leader on the Omen Islands.
Note: There's now an FAQ!
Posted by SubetaTeam
I FEEL SO SPECIAL!