A Bad Omen: Elwood's Here!





Heeeeeyyyy, the party has arrived! So what’s the deal, what adventure are we doing? To be totally honest, I’m kind of sick of being trotted out once a year for a bunch of 4th-wall-breaking references and pecker jokes. I can tell jokes any time of year! FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD!



So I’m basically just going to join Blake’s team so we can hang out- Hey, wait a minute, all of those other NPCs have been getting free stuff? Forget hanging out with my friend, I want free stuff! Oh, you're all out of free stuff? You're looking really tired around the eyes too. Hmm, maybe I can help YOU out instead. You just have to promise to really celebrate the next Elwood day, ok? I'll need tonight to get ready, so rest up at base camp and try not to throw too many banana skins at Saggi's head.



Note: Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!
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Hamda
hmmmm a pity NPC, how kind of you.
SpiritImmortal
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Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!
Implying the other NPCs are giving extra plot points by default?
Oh well. Hopefully whatever he has planned will help.
Amber STAFF
@Amae the post literally says no extra plot points.
Ryuu
Oh shit, Elwood's here! Let's try to win-
"Note: Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!"
:D :| :(
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Make pizza out of all that fruit we've been killing then. please buddy?
Amae
So he's going to help us out individually? That's nice of him! I wonder how that's going to work. Individual extra plot points instead of team plot points? Or something else?
bonecrivain
Oh good, thanks for yet again throwing all the site's weight behind Team Blake.
Amber STAFF
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You're looking really tired around the eyes too. Hmm, maybe I can help YOU out instead.
yes please i have donated much and done many quests i'm bad at camping and nature
cazarell
Also, I agree with Elwood. We don't celebrate Elwood day enough. Once a year? It should be a biannual quarterly monthly weekly daily thing.
BoneCollector
for a moment i was affraid we had to stumble into the woods to find wood and bake pizza's - lucky for us we dont have to offer all our pizza slices to him :)
what
Soo no buffs associated with Elwood?
kuzi
I'm confused? Do we just get him? That's it?
Lirikai
panicked flail

BE ON OUR TEAM ELWOOD! <3
Krystal
Yay for Elwood! Go Team Blake! :)
WinterMoon
Elwood's grown up a bit, hasn't he?
Lyllytas
haaay~ We can hang out anytime, no need for free stuff!

Team Blake keeps getting the cuties~
Thanatoast
did you bring us some pizza at least, you jerk
cazarell
THE BROMANCE LIVES ON
far
IS THERE
SOME DAMN
PIZZA
??????????????

drags money around
puuuu-lease n_______n
Helly
of course he's joining team blake
Ichigo777
LOL :)
Carpathia
And I was happy to see him, too. Oh well, at least we don't have to do anything, but way to be an NPC hog, Blake! I'm going back to laughing at Saggi's dialogue now.
Calm
OMG ELWOOD YAAAAY
Andrew
wow. now i feel like that ONE kid who's bad at sports and got the participation prize.

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