A Bad Omen: Elwood\'s Here!

A Bad Omen: Elwood's Here!

Heeeeeyyyy, the party has arrived! So what’s the deal, what adventure are we doing? To be totally honest, I’m kind of sick of being trotted out once a year for a bunch of 4th-wall-breaking references and pecker jokes. I can tell jokes any time of year! FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD, FREE ELWOOD!

So I’m basically just going to join Blake’s team so we can hang out- Hey, wait a minute, all of those other NPCs have been getting free stuff? Forget hanging out with my friend, I want free stuff! Oh, you're all out of free stuff? You're looking really tired around the eyes too. Hmm, maybe I can help YOU out instead. You just have to promise to really celebrate the next Elwood day, ok? I'll need tonight to get ready, so rest up at base camp and try not to throw too many banana skins at Saggi's head.

Note: Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

09/15/16 2:16 pm Leave Comment

FCoD 09/15/16 2:53 pm

Lol, base camp is a poke-stop. :)

Laurey 09/15/16 2:53 pm

@Amber
If the loot issue gets fixed, will battles be reset for that challenger? Some people already defeated him the 5 or 10 times, and don't have other pets who could beat him again.

Amber STAFF 09/15/16 2:50 pm

@Tris plot plot plot

Kellijuana 09/15/16 2:50 pm

@Speiro <3 Thank you for all the sanity you try to inject here. <3
and LOL @Ryuu YES TURKEY AND BANANA PIZZA D: XD :X I forgot about the bananas and was thinking that spikey fruit thing with the turkey.

But, no. No not really. I will eat ham and pineapple pizza forever please!

As far as either team complaining about favoritism or unfairness... the victories have been almost exactly split: Gold has won 2 trail races and 1 NPC, Steele has won 2 trail races and 2 NPCs
So..... :/ ??

Can't wait to see what Elwood has in store and where this plot is actually going... I have my suspicions but I hope I'm way off! Thanks for all the fun, staff!

Tris 09/15/16 2:49 pm

Wait. Is "tomorrow" 6pm today when a new plot day starts, or literally tomorrow?

@Amber

Who 09/15/16 2:47 pm

Elwood literally went "Bros before... WAIT free stuff?? *shoves Blake aside*I'm in!"
Seriously, we need him more than once a year xD

LizBlackDog 09/15/16 2:47 pm

HIIII ELWOOD

vvitch 09/15/16 2:46 pm

he's just here to play pokemon.
amazing.

Marlboro 09/15/16 2:46 pm

@Amber Thanks a lot! :)

And are we going to get some more achievement? 2 are not enough and it's actually 1 lol
"beat the hare-chu 100 times"
"beat 1000 spiders"
"beat 1000 scarabs"
:D

Dice 09/15/16 2:45 pm

@Speiro At this stage, I'll happily eat one of Blake's old socks if it means I don't have to play that game any more. (It was going to be one of Saggi's old socks, but I don't think he has any. I bet he wears a new pair of socks every day.)

Ramby 09/15/16 2:45 pm

Go team blake!!!! Its nice he will be helping both teams :)

Amber STAFF 09/15/16 2:44 pm

@Marlboro We're looking into it. :)

Marlboro 09/15/16 2:43 pm

@Amber why no loot for the new AWESOME hare challenger? it's a new one, not old like the scarabs and spiders... :(

Ryuu 09/15/16 2:42 pm

Quote by @Speiro:

As long as it's not Hawaiian pizza. I can only eat so much ham and pineapple.

You'll settle for banana and turkey then? ;D

Bathory 09/15/16 2:42 pm

ELWOOD ELWOOD ELWOOD I celebrate you every day eats a piece of pizza Been asking for an actual pizzeria for you since like you first mentioned it! Also been asking for a pizza based Eddie Bell set so you can serve us up winks

SYLVAN 09/15/16 2:41 pm

Elwooooood! I wonder what kind of mischievousness he has planned.

JAY 09/15/16 2:41 pm

News Post: "Don't worry, Elwood isn't giving any team extra plot points!"

People reading news post: "Omg, totally not fair that he's giving Blake an advantage, this plot sucks, I hate everything, screw you guys I'm going home"

Speiro 09/15/16 2:41 pm

@Jessica - Strap a dark matter-powered rocket to the caravans and boost us straight through all obstacles?

Maeow 09/15/16 2:40 pm

Don't worry, nobody can throw banana skins at Saggitarius because I LOCKED HIM IN THE TOMB :3

Seoni 09/15/16 2:39 pm

So is he like our virgin sacrifice should the need arise?

Jessica 09/15/16 2:38 pm

I wonder what he's gonna do to help both our teams.....

gryphongrl 09/15/16 2:35 pm

Thank you master Elwood. I will rest well knowing you are planning something great.

Francine 09/15/16 2:31 pm

@LuridNebulosity true enough. I've definitely done that before.

Pirate 09/15/16 2:31 pm

But I would like this "PETSLOTS good"... teary-eyed gaze

Sovereign 09/15/16 2:30 pm

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cool, i guess.

LuridNebulosity 09/15/16 2:30 pm

@Gryffindor - think people do... just that sometimes tired minds will warp meaning of what they read. I've done that 2 or 3 times when I'm reading someone's comment while sleep-deprived.

Laurey 09/15/16 2:30 pm

Seriously guys, READ THE ENTIRE NEWS POST

He's helping BOTH teams, not joining just one.

Inari 09/15/16 2:29 pm

So, does that mean I don't have to be awake in the middle of the night for the next step of the plot?

~~cazarell~~ 09/15/16 2:29 pm

@Amber excellent. I can actually sleep in a little so I'm not getting up early and staying up late to help with obstacles or NPC drives :)

Amber STAFF 09/15/16 2:28 pm

@~~cazarell~~ plot plot plot

Francine 09/15/16 2:27 pm

O_O I feel like no one is actually reading the news story before complaining.

~~cazarell~~ 09/15/16 2:27 pm

@Amber
When Elwood says tomorrow, does he mean midnight or as tomorrow in the plot (roughly 6pm on the 16th)?

Speiro 09/15/16 2:27 pm

@Dice - As long as it's not Hawaiian pizza. I can only eat so much ham and pineapple.

manipulation 09/15/16 2:26 pm

favouritism much. Let's bully Saggi more because it's fun when it's not real people in question

Dice 09/15/16 2:25 pm

Please tell me he's here to feed us all with pizza forever so we don't have to hunt for fruit non-stop.

~~cazarell~~ 09/15/16 2:25 pm

@Nami
They have a bromance. It's pretty well-document in Subeta lore. And he's not helping Team Blake in terms of plot points. It actually sounds like he's going to help BOTH teams so the next bit of the trail won't be as frustrating.

Amber STAFF 09/15/16 2:25 pm

@Nami He's not actually joining a team, though. The text even says he realizes other NPCs got things first and that he's helping everyone. Just wait to see how it plays out!

TwistedMiss 09/15/16 2:25 pm

LOL... Not PETSlots good... but good. LOL... so funny Elwood!

Speiro 09/15/16 2:24 pm

I know we're all exhausted, but let's try not to cast blame. We lost, and it sucks, but it's not the other team's fault.

Bokuto 09/15/16 2:24 pm

<3<3<3

Nami 09/15/16 2:24 pm

Joins team blake just because...
Can we just forfeit the plot? This isn't funny anymore

Laurey 09/15/16 2:24 pm

Oh thank goodness it's not another NPC war

But YAY ELWOOD

bonecrivain 09/15/16 2:24 pm

@Speiro I can express whatever frustrations I have, thanks. I'm fed up with how the last day went, and I'm sorry if this feels like a total slap in the face after the day our team just had.

Amae 09/15/16 2:23 pm

@Amber
It said any TEAM extra plot points, I was just brainstorming :P

stars_water 09/15/16 2:23 pm

Hah, that's pretty great. Yay, a break~
Nice to see you, Elwood!

TwistedMiss 09/15/16 2:23 pm

Such a hottie... too bad he's taken

Morse 09/15/16 2:23 pm

Yaaaaaaaay, Elwood!
(And also minor yay for a bit of a breather)

Amber STAFF 09/15/16 2:23 pm

@SpiritImmortal The other NPCs helped teams get down the the trails first, which if you finished a leg of the trail first your team got extra points

Speiro 09/15/16 2:23 pm

@bonecrivain - Don't start that. It says he's not giving Blake more plot points. From the sound of it, he might be doing something to help both teams, ours included.

Francine 09/15/16 2:23 pm

Quote:

Yeah tomorrow's surprise is going to be pretty good, I mean not like PETSLOTS good, but let's just say we can all rest easy.

Elwood knows the way to my heart.

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