Elwood Day
So once again my generous offer to cater the Revolution Masquerade was rejected - "It doesn't fit thematically at all" he said. "A slice of pizza is not an appropriate hors d'oeuvre to wander around a ball with," he said. "Your pizza tastes terrible", he said. Well, you know what, eff Calvin, he doesn't deserve to taste my pie* anyway!
Anyway, who wants to help me stick it to the man? If he's not going to let people sample the ‘wood goods, we can at least cache in on some free advertising. Just for all of you unwavering friends and fans, I have created an elegant, tasteful, and most importantly free, ensemble for you to showcase your brand loyalty. Be sure to tell everyone you got your unique look from Elwood's Pizza, fine food establishment, technically intangible but now 75% less haunted.
* That's what she said.
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[NPC] Elwood
Gerommey
Now there's my beautiful boy. Ah Elwood, people don't understand the diversity of pizza these days, however I think you need to add some pants on that outfit of yours. Maybe then you'll get accepted
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Grishiu
Have you approached Rumi at all, Elwood? I think she'd be into opposing authoritative figures with awful unconventional foods and services :)
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Amber
Muerte
I would love to sample the 'Wood. I could eat your pie for hours. You always provide the most delicious, triple sausage 'Wood pie, extra large, with the perfect ratio of gooy topping around.
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Tserel
Staff, when will you let us beat the 'wood? We all know 'wood is a solid tier 1 challenger, and the achievement title could let us proudly proclaim that yes, we have indeed all "beat the 'wood!"
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Bathory
Love the mask I had to put it on too @MagnusTheRed idk so I but a basic mask behind my base in case
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Laurey
Elwood should set up his pizza shop in Lower Ziara. Technically he still wouldn't be on the map ;)
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Foolkillersfancy
Wood goods! "That's what she said" Elwood.. you kill me!!! I'll be your man! Stick it to me!! ;)
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winterykite
Pizza is perfect ballroom food, if cut or shaped correctly. The classic triangle being a bit unwieldy, but there isn't much of a difference between a sandwich and a bruscetta, shapewise and mess-wise both, and nothing is quite as elegant as a pizza cut in a spiral.
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frederick
If Elwood is sending nudes to Greg, can I get on that mailing list too? For personal enjoyment only. Totally not for blackmail. Cough.
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