Free Gift: Elwood-style Anger Management
I honestly do not get the priorities of this place, sometimes. Like, y’all remember I drove my pizza van up a mountain just to help out, right? Do you even know what kind of logistical nightmare it is to get a van onto an unincorporated tropical island to begin with? And that’s just a normal island! This one was cursed by a sea witch! Now, to be fair, I did use the power of fourth-wall, but that’s not the point my dudes.
You know what? Whatever, let all the people with terrible taste have their precious, beloved blob garbage. I’ve got something for the rest of us.
Posted by 
[NPC] Elwood
Rutherford
i'd fund a whole elwood week tbqh??? im absolutly gonna rep this sick new sweater after masq though, gotta rep my LMFAO-daftpunk cross over for the time being. Elwood deserves better than this blob
1
Funkykitsune
I voted for the Yaherra but I'd still love to see both the Blob and Squiddy become pets, I don't see why they can't be tbh
0
ChatLunatique
Ah Elwood, I share your feels. I will so throw cash at this place when they make a monthly collection dedicated to you.
I will wear this sweater with pride!
(I don't get the blob appeal either, but at least my beloved peacock-deer became a pet first)
I will wear this sweater with pride!
(I don't get the blob appeal either, but at least my beloved peacock-deer became a pet first)
0
innamoramento
Well, i'm not a fan of the blob either... and i also think it's not fair to fund your own celebration every year - i mean it's nice if others would do something nice for you from time to time [not every time]..
well, thanks for the sweater - i really like it :D
well, thanks for the sweater - i really like it :D
0
CassieFenix
Was WONDERING when we'd see Elwood! XD I got it the day after it released, but I was thinking about where was Elwood all that time. Looks like we know!
0
sanguine
elwood and i can no longer be friends because he doesn't support blob boy
sry elwood thems the breaks
sry elwood thems the breaks
4
METROID
Elwood, maybe you should take your anger out in the Battle Coliseum. I hear it's a great stress reliever~ ;)
6
Sopheroo
Elwood, find a way to release the KRAKEN...I mean, the Squid pet, and I will destroy the blobs.
4
Austria
During the poll I voted for the Yaherra and ..... I can't even remember, some pet that wasn't the blob. I was understandably disappointed when the blob won and I would totally wear this if the poor blob didn't look so dang adorable. He's just looking up with those big blue eyes like y u do dis?
8
PiplupMagby34
@Spock
Elwood partipated in "A Bad Omen" plot. Two teams were competing to get to the mountain first, Oregon Trail style. After a few days of obstacles and weather issues, Elwood got all of us in a van and drove everyone up the mountain.
Elwood partipated in "A Bad Omen" plot. Two teams were competing to get to the mountain first, Oregon Trail style. After a few days of obstacles and weather issues, Elwood got all of us in a van and drove everyone up the mountain.
4
Xezvi
@Spock
There was a plot in 2016 where we all hiked up to an old tomb on the Omen Islands to find more gold to offer to Merana the Sea Witch to keep her from... eating villagers? Flooding the island? Anyway, Elwood showed up halfway through and loaded us all in his van and drove us the rest of the way up the mountain. Saved our feet.
There was a plot in 2016 where we all hiked up to an old tomb on the Omen Islands to find more gold to offer to Merana the Sea Witch to keep her from... eating villagers? Flooding the island? Anyway, Elwood showed up halfway through and loaded us all in his van and drove us the rest of the way up the mountain. Saved our feet.
3
Ninja
I actually have the pet Elwood! I think the blob pet with a green wig would suit him best. 8D
3
Esther
not to stoke the fire but euclid wrote a whole poetry book for the blob... did he at least write you a card??
3
raul
wow it took that long to release this? wow. Those Trump tax plans really cut short on Elwood's income.
still,
ELWOOD!!
still,
ELWOOD!!
0
MuerteFoolkillersfancy
Happy Elwood day!! Thank you, Elwood!! We never forgot you, you beautiful man you!!!
2
