Friendly Challenger: Reischen

That Reischen is one tough cookie. Actually, he's more like stale bread. Dry, unsweetened, and he's made of some fine ingredients, but he'd probably break your teeth if you tried to take him on.

He seems angry all the time, but he tends to send you off to fight rather than fight you himself. Except, well, 'tis the season and all. And sometimes a thousand tiny cuts can affect even Reischen. If you can figure out what those last few cuts areā€¦ you may find yourself in the true battle quest of your career by unlocking Reischen as a challenger!
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Kiarda

@Snowwall they are in the sacred lands! I usually access them through the quests widget on the sidebar though. :)
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Snowwall

@Kiarda
And where are the battle quests? Can find them neither in battle, nor in quests...(
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Maniac

came to look for the solution, saw crying ballerinas
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CastlesInTheSky

I just came to see what the solution was. but This made me lol

you MUST be new here........

I'm lust laughing at that.
That's the problem today with the young-uns. Always thinking they know everything.
Thanks for the solution.
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Kiarda

@jKat you have to go to Battle Quests
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jKat

I equipped the items as posted under solution and did a battle I have not unlocked him? What an I doing wrong?
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Duane

this forum page is to comment about how to get Reischen or what you think would help others figure out how to as well not talk about some morotiide costume that a NPC is wearing oh my god are you fricken" joking me it sounds like to me that you need to chill out on this forum page and go to one where we aren't talking about battle challengers and what costume an NPC is wearing
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Muerte

@Isilven
Major Drills dressing as a ballet dancer wasn't meant to be a jab at him "dressing like a girl" but to show how he, as a character, admires the dedication ballet dancers have and how much hard work they do.
His Subetapedia notes this:
Quote:
Many people think his Morostide costume is a joke, but he actually has the utmost respect for dancers; he admires their dedication and grace
I figure he wears pink and a tutu because he just wants to.
But since I am here, I will also note that I am STILL arguing for the "Pretty Ballerina Sticker" to finally be changed to "Pretty Ballerino Sticker" to cut the misgendering of him out.
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Isilven

@METROID You MUST be new here. See, Keith created this site as a SAFE SPACE for LGBTQ+, non-Christian, and PoC back when Neopets was banning us for DARING to mention being gay. Subeta provides and has provided since day one a place where players can be gay, or trans, or bi, or Wiccan or Jewish or Black or Indian or Japanese or WHATEVER. If you're sitting here complaining about this place becoming too "politically correct"? Your ass literally NEVER should have come here. This is NOT the site for you dudes with zero empathy.
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Kiarda

@Quo Battle Quests! No, you are not dumb, if you aren't into battling, you wouldn't know.
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METROID

@Isilven
Maybe he appreciates ballet, you don't know. He likes gardening if I'm not mistaken. Let the NPCs be whatever they want, stop trying to have staff make everything "safe" and "politically correct".
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Isilven

Also... since we're on the subject of Drills (b/c of his verbiage), could something be done about his Morostide costume for next year? It's never sat well with my partner or I that his costume is a ballerina tutu. Don't know if it's supposed to be "haha look I'm a GIRL ballerine" or "haha Drills is closeted and always wanted to be a pretty ballerina" trope but I'd say that it's about time to phase that out too.

Also if it's the latter or like he always wanted to do ballet but was shamed for it, LET THE MAN DO SOME BALLET! IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR FLEXIBILITY, MAGGOT! </Drills voice>
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PrincessJudith

Well I did make the snowballs my default set but still not happening. I will try again. Thank you
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penelope

Where is Reischen located? /is dumb
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Muerte

@SongSparra
My main pet is fairly strong, but I'm not the best battler and this opponent isn't as hard as you'd think.
He's strong and has a good punch, but isn't so hard I had to really devote time/energy to win. Which I love, because I really, really enjoyed beating this one.
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Hamda

@PrincessJudith

Make the snowballs your default weapon set in the armory then head to the battle quests page.

The event will unlock only if the snowballs are the default set.
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SongSparra

@Muerte
Holy crap 10x!! I saw the stats and stuck to my original comment, nope, not gonna happen! Well done that's gotta be one tough battle pet!
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PrincessJudith

I have the snowballs but I do not know how to challenge Reischen. Can someone help me please
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Muerte

You have defeated Reischen 10 times!
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Hamda

Five wins drop
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Inari

Reischen notices the weapons you have with you and scowls. "I've just about had enough of this!"
You've found a Hidden Opponent!

Reischen challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

Thanks @Laur

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Hamda

You've found a Hidden Opponent!

Reischen challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

thanks @Laur
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Laur

Solution
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BoneCollector

what if the discription for this challengers from the news( "many cuts and teeth breaking ") is a hint ????? and i quote :

That Reischen is one tough cookie. Actually, he's more like stale bread. Dry, unsweetened, and he's made of some fine ingredients, but he'd probably break your teeth if you tried to take him on.
And sometimes a thousand tiny cuts can affect even Reischen

what if it means you need a "Frustrating Carved Pumpkin "in youre inventory because that discription says too,,, and i quote again : I keep making "the cuts too long" and the" teeth keep breaking" off! I hate carving punkins. *harrumph*
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Allegria

things i have tried
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Dandelion

@Snowwall permanent once someone figures out how to unlock him.

And pansy is indeed a synonym for sissy, but tends to be aimed more or less exclusively at gay men.
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Snowwall

Is this quest temporary, one-time (with a lasting challenger, without one), permanent, miss it now - never see again, other? What's this all about, tell a newb?

(btw, me, I've never seen the fancy pansy bit, but would just assume it'a a synonym tosissy, mama's boy/girl and the rest of the "weakling" group... what-what-phobic? Ah, well, insults never were my area of interest...)
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Inari

From the SubetaPedia:
- Has very strong opinions about what makes a true warrior; strongly dislikes Jim for encouraging people to become the “wrong” kind of warrior
- Has no less than three weapons on him at all times, which have all been forged by Mathis who earned his respect a long time ago. His armor, however, is all made by himself because he doesn’t quite trust anyone else to keep him safe
- Lost his eye when he was young by getting too cocky during training, has since learned from his mistakes and warns others of the dangers of being too careless in battle
- Knows more than you

The "obvious" for me:
Has anyone tried losing a battle against an opponent of Reischen's choosing and coming back to him? Or skip an opponent?
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Solas

I think he is holding a water skin, not a knife.
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KimC

@Ryuu I thought the knife might be a kukri, but it seems more massive.
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Ryuu

Quote by Frieda:
I've always wondered why, if he is so tough, he is carrying a chicken leg and a flute into battle?
Just in case you're not just making a joke, I've taken those two things as being a rifle barrel and a... fat knife-thing. (know there's a word for it, but... eh.)
Gun >< Knife

Ideas
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yarwel

didn't work
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Lily

Finishing 20,000 BQs?? Because I'm probably close.
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Isilven

I'd like to think that his wording has changed BECAUSE we whupped some sense into him. MAYBE I LIKE JIM'S LOW CUT A-SHIRTS AND HIS TATTOO AND HIS ON-POINT SMOKEY EYE, GOAT-BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(bless and thank u staff u the real mvps)
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Frieda

I've always wondered why, if he is so tough, he is carrying a chicken leg and a flute into battle?
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SongSparra

Nope, Loco's staying under his blankie with his nightlight on, don't care WHAT unlocks him!
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Marlboro

Reischen, All I want for Xmas is yoooooou :heart:
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Seoni

Just stand on his right side
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Muerte

@Andrew
I hope this wouldn't included minimods. I'd hate to be triggered by a thousand users sending me 1k csc cards. 2scare.
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Andrew

Quote:
Now that we're done pretty much triggering half the NPCs, I wonder what's next for next year.
how about triggering the staff ;) /s
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BlueRiver

Now that we're done pretty much triggering half the NPCs, I wonder what's next for next year.
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Frost

@Ariel
Thank you for taking the time to adjust this!

Now to figure out how to unlock this mean ol' lug in the coliseum...
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Ferinsy

I was never bothered about the "pansy" word from both quest holders, after all, what else can we expect from (most) militars and alikes? But I also don't mind them being changed.
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Christopher

Home of phobic icon Reischen!
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Solsticesprite

I'm kinda disappointed the wording is being changed, because I was my pets were totally looking forward to finally beating him the fuck up for saying that.
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Greg

And thus concludes an year of the so-called "friendly" thursdays. Now basically every NPC in subeta hates us.
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Puncture

Fuckkllll
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Muerte

It's not wearing an Eddie Bell set (well, the sweet ones).
COME NOW. My effeminate gay ass needs this.
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Ariel

@Frost
On it! Thank you!
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Ferinsy

not this
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Damon

Well this should be interesting.... he's going to murder us to death for sure.
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Laurey

Theory
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Ariel

@Pun
Will fix this ASAP. Let me see if I have access to fix it myself.
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Allegria

I was hoping for Charity, but considering how often I'd press skip and still end up getting the same challenger... Bring it on, old man!
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frederick

So... he fears Pete? I don’t blame him. Especially after bringing him food made with decaying human flesh and a can of dog food, which he then eats. Uugghhhh......
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Pun

Can we just for a moment talk about how his text uses a homophobic slur, and the people who do battle quests have to see that several times a day?

Quote by Reischen:
You learned from experience, not from some pansy like Jim taking you through memorized routines and exercises.
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Muerte

Come here, little man.
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Ariel

is this krampus
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Solsticesprite

well, it's not the obvs
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Ariko

I was hoping and praying and here he is, ready to destroy all of us in the coliseum.
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Tserel

oh lawd he comin
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