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Necolasa
I really like the idea of a Crystalized skin...they start off as little bumps and could cut through you and slowly you turn all to crystal.

Inspiration:

Dracona
@Pun holy moley thank you for those links!!!

I love the cutesy skins but I have to agree with @Bundy that they are meant to be a serious thing. But it is meant to be fun as well. Maybe some ultra cutesy ones (please NOT all pink!!) for sale at Louis' or for the achievements would be awesome.

I found the most interesting poll to be the age one. That over 51's number is higher than below age 18. I'm 50. Been on here since my 30's. Always loved that it was geared to a more adult audience in a careful way. ♥
Bundy
Also, I don't know... maybe it's just me, but I'm not really crazy about the idea of having cutesy innocent virus strains? I think maybe it'd be nice to add some cuter skins to the list of rewards for completing Louis' shop related achievements in the future maybe (or maybe making them purchasable using candy hearts even?), but to make viruses cute and innocent and awwww-worthy just sort of misses the point IMO. I get that they've technically always existed (Love Bug, Pinkie Patch, etc.) but those tend to be my least favorite types. I mean... the lore behind Survival is kind of serious. People died, didn't they? There's a Survivor's Memorial where we pay tribute. I like that the zombie side of Survival sort of balances out the saccharine side that's full of candy hearts and flowers and Louis L'Amour. I like that it feels like it has some weight to it... like I'm actually progressing along with an actual virus that could do actual harm to a person. And last I checked there is no virus or illness or disease in reality that makes you super cute and desirable to be around. They suck. They're no fun. Sometimes you see nothing at all, but they still suck for the person who has them. I like that people see zombie strains and recoil in horror or disgust. Lord knows if I saw a zombie walking around in real life, I'd do the same...

I get that everyone's entitled to their own opinions, and I respect that. But to me it's just missing the point. It blends the two sides of Survival too much, and I think the duality of it is what I love the most. There's something for the people who enjoy the cute love-y side of it, and there's something for those of us who don't... people who enjoy both sides equally get to enjoy both separately, and I suppose we luck out the most. My fiance doesn't understand the whole zombie thing, so he skips it entirely. I love it, and I go for the neatest looking gory strains that I can generally (Blistered Hearts was a big favorite, as was last year's Love Sucks!) If he wanted to do alchemy he'd just pick a strain and follow through with it, and either remove it when it was finished to save for later, or cover it up with the dozens and dozens of items that're capable of doing that. It's really not a big deal now that the skins are removable and savable for later.

That being said, I definitely DO support the idea of some purchasable (or reward-related) skins coming from Louis L'Amour... or having some more cutesy ones added to the zapper come Morostide time. And maybe it's just me, but I also kind of wish strains could be worn at any stage after we obtain them? I get that that'd amount to us having a crap ton of skins... but I LOVED Fevermore's progression last year until I saw the end result. And I loved Buzzkill's this year until I wound up looking like a piece of burnt up sourdough bread. It'd be neat to be able to wear our strains at the stage we wanted. It may also make it easier to work some of them into HA designs where clothing becomes near-impossible to wear. Just a thought!
Setsunaela
Didn't really have my real choice for louis or skitters, because i'm fine with their designs, and I prefer skitters for the color schemes but I don't tend to like the torn/bloody/gore items, whereas i like the designs of louis's stuff but am not a big fan of pink and pastels..
Cordyceps_sapiens
My favorite strains are the ones which are spoopy, but have a certain amount of elegance too, like Clusterflux. My least favorite are the ones which change the body silhouette so much that they can't be dressed, like Bright Bite, and the "pretty" one tends to be hit-or-miss for me. This has been a great year for design that's spoopy but usable: The Vapors is a very original take on "zombie", Grosseries is pretty without hitting a note that strikes me as "cutesy" or "twee", and Lobotomeat is a lot of fun. I think trying to make a virus where the primary emphasis was on every stage being "pretty" would get you a super dull progression. Anybody who seriously can't stand being, like, in a cocoon for 14 hours before becoming a fluffy pink moth can just stick a background OVER their HA, a Genetech Secondskin and/or some overlays over that, and dress up as though they aren't infected at all.
Ryuu
RE: @Pun doing all the NPC pet legwork. Thank you, thank you, thank you! ♥️♥️♥️

Hold up. You mean to tell me that Quentin's pet Spooky is an 84?! I had no idea!!! or, if I did know, I forgot.
Forget Dread, I need to change my answer to the obviously superior choice! D:
Reykur
Best NPC hair and no Elwood on the List? Genrellay no Elwood anywhere?
If you need valid arguments: Pizza. And sharks. Also Elwood.
Do I want more Elwood in plots, more related items, more everything? More Elwood and Blake mischief? YES.

Oh yes also I was really unsure about some of the questions:
Which NPC has the best hair? <--- style or art quality? Went with style, but tough either way. xD
What is your favorite land? <--- this is just mean, I love a lot of them, it really depends on my mood?
Skitters or Louis? <--- hope this was not about items released? Like them both, but Skitters is one of my favourites.

crawls back into the semi-hiatus den I came from
Jotaro
I'm a little surprised at how much of the playerbase is about my age, but at the same time not really because we did come in at a time pet sites were huge.
Bundy
Oh man... last time the age poll was given I was 19-24. GULP
Sopheroo
Where is the Hunger Games themed-poll I requested for "Best Staff Member"?

YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING
Valiska
@Archmage Your porcelain doll (without the rot) idea is pretty cool. The crystal idea that I had would be kinda like Crackhead, only with crystals, and possibly a small explosion into many crystals at the end.

@Raven the cookie thing just hit me as being so deeply amusing because I'm a lolita. :) A Callista self-transfiguration gone horribly wrong. More animal viruses would also be cool. I mean I guess that's more lycanthropy than zombification but then again ... who cares?

@Jotaro It strikes me as amusing that you can get "entitled" out of not offering opinions until they were requested, but you're such a lovely person yourself that I'm (not) incredibly heartbroken that I fail to meet your standards.
Valiska
@Archmage Your porcelain doll (without the rot) idea is pretty cool. The crystal idea that I had would be kinda like Crackhead, only with crystals, and possibly a small explosion into many crystals at the end.

@Raven the cookie thing just hit me as being so deeply amusing because I'm a lolita. :) A Callista self-transfiguration gone horribly wrong. More animal viruses would also be cool. I mean I guess that's more lycanthropy than zombification but then again ... who cares?

@Jotaro It strikes me as amusing that you can get "entitled" out of not offering opinions until they were requested, but you're such a lovely person yourself that I'm (not) incredibly heartbroken that I fail to meet your standards.
Jotaro
@Valiska

---------------------------The point

you

I legit could not give a shit about what strains are appealing to you, lmao. It's the fact you're complaining about not being able to use alchemy because you refuse to use any of the strains and demand strains that fit your tastes (your original is still down there so anyone can see it). But sure, pretend I'm getting on you for your skin tastes to make yourself look better. ?

Just because no one's saying anything to your face right now doesn't mean they don't see how entitled you are with your comments. In any case, I'm bowing out now since your head is firmly planted up your ass.
Griffin
I think these frivolous polls are much better than the serious ones we've had in the past e.g. voting on revamps. From what I remember the majority always voted for the shiny new option and the minority had to shout louder as they got buried in the numbers. For decisions that affect the site, discussions are better, and we had discussions about them regardless so no need for polls which tend to have foregone conclusions.

These polls are getting people talking about lore and have already lead to an NPC getting a new pet which is great! It bolsters the community and world building aspect which is something Subeta always needs.
Evanesce
Said it in the feedback thread and I'll say it here: you're on a pg13 site, you don't GET trigger warnings when we have things like roadkill pets, an entire Bloodred pet color, the ole' fetus pops and more. The point is not what zombie ideas are had, the point is how much whining is happening without personal responsibility for getting a skin so you can access a feature whether you like the skin or not.
Valiska
@Metaphor I remember when 30 felt old.
Valiska
@Jotaro I sound like a brat? You don't have to like my opinions, but I'm not the one who started judging other people because they don't agree with you on what kinds of viruses would be pretty or fun.

I stated my opinions about zombie strains, which I have never done in a news comment before, because the question was asked. The only other time I've offered my opinions about zombie strains has been in a site feedback thread where someone (in my opinion, reasonably) had stated that Lobotomeat should've come with a trigger warning for extreme violence.

New ideas were requested. People who don't like any of the current strains were asked to chime in. I've offered a few ideas on behalf of myself and possibly other people who aren't really into traditional "zombie" tropes.

Again. if you dislike my ideas, remember that if someone on staff should find them interesting, you don't have to get the resulting infection.
Metaphor
Everyone's here making really smart comments and having great discussions about the site, and I'm still moping about how old I feel having to check the 25-30 option for the age poll.
Raven
fevermore was so fun to play with all the stages. And I seriously want the grocery bag as a wearable from grosseries.
That saying, I would love to see some "fun" ones too. like my friend @Valiska said, a pastry, cake or cookie could be a lot of fun. Another fun kind I think, would be something from each land. Maybe a sweetheart type, and an anti sweetheart type (like motorbike "gang" tough looking maybe?)
Jotaro
@Valiska - In that case, you're probably never going to access the Alchemist. Take the least bad option or leave it. It's not like you're stuck with the skin 24/7 like we used to; just take off the darn skin when you aren't seeing him.

And I will be blunt with you: you sound a bit bratty given all these circumstances. You know full well there are "pretty strains" available and yet you're refusing to take any of them because they "aren't pretty enough" and then complain about not being able to do alchemy? I can understand if we were still in the Dark Ages when we were stuck with our zombie skins (I had Bindi Bite for years, lol) but we literally have been able to take them off for the past few years so I don't know why unlocking a skin is such an issue for you. So either suck it up and get one (1) skin that you find tolerable or just live without alchemy.
Valiska
@Jotaro Because I tend to the hyperbolic? Also I don't think Love Bug is all that pretty.
Pun
Ooh, those side characters are actual pets! Awesome! Gonna look them all up!

Quote by the poll:
Awesomest NPC pet
Question: Which NPC pet is the awesomest?
This poll is worth 500 sP


Luna (belonging to The Wizard)
Raffles (belonging to Ricardo)
Squidley (belonging to Liz)
Curie (belonging to Ian)
Havarr (belonging to Melody)
Spooky (belonging to Quentin)
Dread (belonging to Calvin Blackmoon)
Daemon (belonging to Merana)
Baron Omad (belonging to Matlal)
Kindred (belonging to Sebastian Phoenix)
Captain Cuddles (belonging to Mathis)
You have missed out my favorite, you swine
Here we are:
Luna
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Raffles
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Squidley
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Curie
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Havarr
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Spooky
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Dread
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Daemon
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Baron Omad
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Kindred
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Captain Cuddles


Ok but that pet called Luna is not even the Wizard's Luna. His NPC profile says he has NO PETS omg D:
And that Curie is not Ian's Curie; he doesn't have the Pets section enabled.

... So ... am I reading this right? On a pet site, 2/11 of the official NPC pets aren't there at all, and 9/11 have just a name, an image, and a handful of treasure items between them? :hushed:

Well, I guess I won't feel too badly about my undeveloped pets, then...
Jotaro
@Valiska - So why don't you just get Love Bug then if it's a "pretty at all stages" infection you want? Also, Subetalodge is your friend for seeing all available strains up to the previous year's. https://www.subetalodge.org/page/name/great_pandemic_overlays

Pinkie Patch is under 2012.

In any case, I understand why the body horror stuff bugs you, even if I am also in the medical field and it has the opposite effect of desensitizing me to such things, ha. But in any case, the pretty strains already exist so I'm not sure why you're going "I refuse to be a zombie until you make a strain that's pretty at all stages", especially if you already know about Love Bug.
Valiska
@Jotaro I have considered Love Bug because it looks kinda like Mewberty (Star Vs the Forces of Evil), and I don't think I've seen Pinkie Patch before. Freckle Fever looks too much like somthing I'd see at my work, lol, I work in a hospital. (This may be why I don't do well with gore and body horror because it just makes me think about how much that must hurt and plus I get on Subeta to get away from tumors and traumas haha.)

But @Raven did this great HA with a cookie body mod and I started thinking of things that I would actually consider fun to go through instead of "is it tame enough to be bearable?" and I thought a virus that turns you into a beautiful sparkling crystal person, or a virus that turns you into a scrumptious looking pastry/cake/cookie, would actually be super fun for people like me.
Archmage
For the virus strain, I'd like more animal inspired ones, like fevermore. Maybe a rat or evil cat virus. Or some Lovecraft inspired stuff.

Or different skin materials that can look pretty, like Crack Head. Something like evil porcelain doll (but not rotten) would be cool.

I'd also love to get a japanese ghost inspired virus/skin.
Jotaro
@Valiska - Love Bug, Freckle Fever, and Pinkie Patch say hi. Literally nothing horrific happens in any stage for them and the results are lovely. Also, if you don't like any stage, just keep it covered?
Sketch
I can't believe I'm getting paid to call people swine.
Madeleine
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's getting tripped up on the Louis / Skitters poll. I'm not voting out of fear that either one or the other might get removed lol ;A; Also I like being able to pay for items in both sP and holiday currency. Heck, I would love it if there were Skitters equivalents for all holidays and events. Add that option to your polls 8)
Luck
As an average joe, I can verify that I love voting on pointless online polls. I think someone is underestimating how much people love putting their input in on inane ideas. Have a look at any twitter poll or even post that is like "like for this, retweet for that". People will do it. Subject matter rarely deters this. People like to have fun.
Kismet
I didn't realize the majority of players were in the 25-30 age range like me. That's awesome! I love that this site is a more mature pet site...definitely suits my kidult self. xD
Muerte
@Chlorr
It's v. srs
Umbrella
For the virus strain type, I wanted to pick the "funny progression", "the cute one", "all the gore", and "robots".

Basically all but the "have not yet done one I liked".
Valiska
I will not become a zombie unless you guys invent a strain that is actually pretty at all stages.

To those of you who will say this defeats the point of becoming a zombie: you don't have to get infected with this one, and things do not have to be ugly and gory to be horrifying. Sometimes they're more horrific if they aren't disgusting to look at.

(This is actually something I really want because I can't do alchemy unless I tough it out and become a zombie, and so far, that ain't happening.)
Katerina
How interesting that 25-30 is the most popular age group.
Maybe because we're the generation of when virtual pet site were at their peak 10 years ago so still remember those glory days.
Chlorr
@Muerte
Polls about hummus are never pointless. Hummus is SRS BSNS.
STAY
Gotta put my two cents about the actual polls themselves in the comments too.

For the virus strains I really like something that is a cool end result to work with. Like, I thought the progressions of this year's strains were REALLY cool, but I was pretty disappointed with the end results.

I wish there were pics for the NPC pets because I only remembered what some of those looked like and some I didn't even know existed. That said, if they're added now it wouldn't help all the people who already voted (like myself).

I love Skitters as a character more and his items, so that poll was easy for me, but I understand how a lot of people had trouble answering the question. It's not like I don't like the L'amour items, I just think the Zombie Den items are more multi-purpose. Also Skitters could use a revamp, and I would really like it if the Zombie Den was made...idk cooler? I don't know, but I think all the shops could have a little...something more? Discuss?
LizBlackDog
EXCUSE ME you left Merana out of the Best Hair poll. I should invest in flood supplies if I were you.
shylarah
Where's the "I've been on subeta forever and I don't remember if there was a Sarah tutorial when I started" option?
Thespian
STAY
RE: Everyone talking about wanting Pylots to become pets -- YESSSSSSS! SUBETA OVERLORDS PLEASE HEAR OUR PRAYERS! We all just want to adopt some sweet birb/cat/things~

RE: """"Frivolous"""" polls -- Well, 1) They're fun. 2) That info can still be used for things in the future. Staff will know which NPCs are more popular and which need a makeover/TLC in general. Knowing which land is most important can steer them towards making an event there or adding more places to it because it's well loved (cough Shengui Guo cough). Asking for which design of something you prefer can lead to new items/NPCs/etc similar to that. TL;DR - ASKING WHAT WE LIKE LEADS TO MORE THINGS THAT WE LIKE, DUH.
Damon
Thanks for adding the new age poll... I feel old as dirt... D:
Astro
I think for the Louis or Skitters poll there should have been an option for liking both designs/their items. With the way the poll is going it doesn’t seem one is particularly favoured over the other. I wonder if adding a neutral/liking both sort of option would show that maybe the reason the results so far seem so squarely in the middle is because some people don’t genuinely prefer one of those characters.
Annet
By the way. I think the shape of the face of somebody, make sense wich kind of hair will fit. When I have shaved my head, my face is much nicer than with all the annoying curls.
cherice
I need pics for the NPC pets question.
Annet
I don't understanding why people with beautiful straight hair wants curls. I have curls and it's onley annoing to have got this... I have always wish to have got straight hair. So I have voted for the hair of Som. But the hair I love the most is from Jaden, the shop keeper from Get Mugget. She is not in the polls, but I have adored always her hair!
click here to see her marvelous hair!!! :heart:
samson
Wow. Silly fun polls?? How horrible. Just the absolute worst. Lmao chill out
Plant_569
Hey what about a poll on what people would like as prizes for questathons etc???
Maniac
subeta gotta make more items aiming at baby boomers and grandparents after the new age poll cause we're all old as hell
Lanfan
the first age poll i answered back when i was 14-15..... how times flies
Skolletta
Yay, silly polls are great! I forgot to vote in the zombie strain poll. :’(
What about the shopkeeper from Spells Galore? Her hair is delightful.
Yes, the hair poll is the only one I truly care about, don’t mind me.

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