Elwood Day
Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space.
Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space.
Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!
Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.
Just sayin'.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
Julie
That's why we love you Elwood!!!
Okay all these feelings about a Rift is he trying to get us to ship him and the t because that is just awkward Elwood (ps; thank you for the plushie <3 I enjoyed the Wood though too)
We support you, Elwood. I mean, the Rift really suits you. I could see you with your tongue hanging all out. ;D
Tether your butt and you can walk right intothe Upside Down the Rift. COWABUNGA! BOOYAKASHA!
You've dwelled in the Void of Unknowability, you traversed The Place Between, and I'm pretty certain you own the Fourth Wall.
I'm just saying, maybe you've sent us some stuff a few years back only a few days from now. wink wink, nudge nudgeinto The Rift
Tether your butt and you can walk right into
You've dwelled in the Void of Unknowability, you traversed The Place Between, and I'm pretty certain you own the Fourth Wall.
I'm just saying, maybe you've sent us some stuff a few years back only a few days from now. wink wink, nudge nudge
What if we threw the drift plushie into the rift so that the rift rifts the drift into an even riftier drift?
I look forward to these silly wood puns all year lol :P
@hannahharmin
Not a plot, just Subeta's version of April Fools with the running gag of Elwood breaking the 4th wall and giving out a free item. And puns. Not much else to it really.
@hannahharmin
Not a plot, just Subeta's version of April Fools with the running gag of Elwood breaking the 4th wall and giving out a free item. And puns. Not much else to it really.
Thought I had a box of Elwood's Pizza somewhere in my vault.
A vault, which like Elwood's Pizza and the Rift, is beyond space and time.
I mean, there's so much food in there and none of it goes bad.
A vault, which like Elwood's Pizza and the Rift, is beyond space and time.
I mean, there's so much food in there and none of it goes bad.
