Elwood Day

Okay, you know what? I am kind of in to this whole rift deal. Like, I know I haven't had the best track record with sharing my special day, but hear me out on this one!

Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space.
Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space.
Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable.
Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!

Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.

Just sayin'.

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/19 11:04 am Leave Comment

Ying 04/2/19 10:33 am

@Setsunaela

You have until the next free gift is put up to claim it. :)

TheTreeOfLife945 04/2/19 2:44 am

Happy birthday Elwood and thank you! :)

Book 04/1/19 9:42 pm

Have a fantastic birthday, Elwood!

Damon 04/1/19 9:24 pm

My finally comment here. Elwood. please don't ever change! Happy Birthday!

Bauble 04/1/19 8:37 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood. :)

Brioche 04/1/19 7:55 pm

Happy birthday Elwood! I thought that you were going to give us free pizza.

RoxyWolf 04/1/19 7:18 pm

Happy birthday Elwood, your puns never disappoint!~

ChaosEmpress 04/1/19 6:31 pm

Happy Birthday and thanks for the plushie!

SongSparra 04/1/19 6:22 pm

Happy 'space time continuum' birthday

Raggy 04/1/19 6:10 pm

Happy birthday Elwood! you know its April fools day right? Whats your favorite cake?

WindKitsune 04/1/19 6:06 pm

Thanks Elwoo-I mean...Driftwood!

Setsunaela 04/1/19 5:43 pm

Yay Elwood day! Now.. since this is a Free Gift item, does that mean we can claim it after midnight Subeta Time? (I have a few friends who aren't able to get on today)

plumeria 04/1/19 5:31 pm

Happy birthday Elwood! The wood was neat too c:

Pluma 04/1/19 5:24 pm

happy bday elwood u nut

LoathsomeGargoyle 04/1/19 5:15 pm

Happiest of birthdays, Elwood, and thanks for adding more Eldwoodness to my plush collection~

Calm 04/1/19 5:15 pm

Happy Birthday, Elwood! :heart:

FCoD 04/1/19 5:02 pm

Thanks and Happy b-day!

Ambition 04/1/19 4:57 pm

Thanks for the plushie - it fits [perfectly in my rifty pet TC.

pink_dolphin 04/1/19 4:49 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood! Thank you for the cool plushie.

grumblewolf 04/1/19 4:45 pm

Silly Elwood. Many happy returns!

stars_water 04/1/19 4:31 pm

Wait, if Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space... I don't know how often you're there, Elwood, but if you aren't always there then you can't have standard shifts because there is no time to keep track of. Theoretically you could be there for days, years, decades on earth and not even know it. What I'm saying is, if you spend all your.... well, time, in a place that doesn't have time or space, then how do you know when it's your birthday? Heck there's no way you'd even age like a normal person, who when it's your birthday on Subeta is it really your birthday..... wherever you are?

That said, happy birthday, man.

rhino_loupe 04/1/19 4:20 pm

More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese

Explain that, Elwood

Terra 04/1/19 4:15 pm

Ah, Elwood. You're a delight, as always. Happy birthday.

Bren 04/1/19 4:12 pm

:tada: Happy birthday Elwood! :tada:
Thanks for the d'rift'wood plushie- a little wood never hurt anyone! :P
Never change! We love that you're such a punny guy!

Chantho 04/1/19 4:00 pm

Yay! Elwood day! My favorite! I gotta say I think Elwood is my favorite character. He's just such a goof, and I love the puns.

Alferia 04/1/19 3:57 pm

Happy Birthday! :heart:

LizBlackDog 04/1/19 3:43 pm

happy birthday wood dude <3

SpectrumSurfer 04/1/19 3:42 pm

Happy Birthday, Elwood!

StarShadow 04/1/19 3:38 pm

Thank you for the cute plush

lazyanon 04/1/19 3:18 pm

HECC YEA ELDWOOD DAY. WHOOOOOOOO. IMPEACH MERANA!

stardust 04/1/19 3:16 pm

elwood, if your pizza went into the rift, would it be azzip?

Forevermore 04/1/19 3:15 pm

Hap birth bb, luv u~

Chrysariel 04/1/19 3:09 pm

Happy Birthday, Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!

JelloStar 04/1/19 2:25 pm

Many happy returns of the day, Elwood! :D

Thank you for the adorable gift. :)

Oasis 04/1/19 2:22 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood! And thank you!

Austria 04/1/19 2:17 pm

Have I ever mentioned how much I appreciate the fact that subeta doesn't do stupid crap like the rest of the internet?

Happy birthday. Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!

Isabel 04/1/19 2:04 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood!

jukebox 04/1/19 2:01 pm

I need to throw in pizzas to the rift, of course. goes off in search of pizzas

Happy birthday, lovely.

~~Benzin~~ 04/1/19 2:01 pm

Happy birthday, Elwood! And thanks!

Saix 04/1/19 1:53 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood :)

castyourshadow 04/1/19 1:45 pm

@arixen fine, but I want 2 ores for my good wood!

Desilyna 04/1/19 1:32 pm

Happy birthday, Elwood and thank you for the plushie!

Frieda 04/1/19 1:31 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood. Thanks for the riftwood present.

DoctorWho 04/1/19 1:16 pm

happy birthday elwood i love you

Punkahontas 04/1/19 12:59 pm

Happy birthday to Subetas #1 joker

arixen 04/1/19 12:59 pm

Happy Birthday, Elwood.

Thank you for the plushie.

@castyourshadow - no sheep, would you take some ore? LOL

ChatLunatique 04/1/19 12:54 pm

Love you Elwood!

Targaryen 04/1/19 12:34 pm

Happy Birthday Elwood! Thank you for the awesome plushie!

Isilven 04/1/19 12:02 pm

ELWOOD'S PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA
FOR YOU AND ME

Isilven 04/1/19 12:02 pm

ELWOOD'S PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA
FOR YOU AND ME

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