HAPPY ELWOOD DAY - Subeta

HAPPY ELWOOD DAY

Emotional Support Monkey

Look, it's been a tough year. It's really hard to be funny at times like this, when it's felt like April 1st for 84 years, but I'll do my part on this sacred day!

Take a look at my monkey, he's funny! He has really helped my emotional well-being. He likes being held. I like to give him a good squeeze. He's the color of a nice ripe eggplant, which is my favorite vegetable. He's not really a monkey, but I didn't know that when I got him. He's actually just an image drawn on a computer! But then, aren't we all?

Come get a hold of my monkey for yourself. HAPPY ELWOOD DAY!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/26 12:51 pm Leave Comment

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site

hannahharmin 04/1/26 2:58 pm

Thank you so much for the monkey. As long as it doesn't fling sh-- we'll get along just fine. Is that monkeys that do that?

Julie 04/1/26 2:36 pm

Happy Elwood Day everyone!! Thank you for the gift.

Knives 04/1/26 2:35 pm

Thank you! Sending love to all Subetizens during these trying times <3

Senti 04/1/26 2:00 pm

Thank you! Happy Elwood Day!!!

Brian 04/1/26 1:53 pm

Thank you, Elwood

welp 04/1/26 1:53 pm

Get ahold of your monkey? (bats eyelashes) Don't mind if I do! Thanks, Elwood.

Bunny20 04/1/26 1:52 pm

Thank you for the monkey, already taking him out to show him off!

welp 04/1/26 1:51 pm

Get ahold of your monkey? (bats eyelashes)

amie 04/1/26 1:25 pm

PUNCH MENTIONED!!!!

Angelica 04/1/26 1:22 pm

Aurelynn 04/1/26 1:19 pm

Thank you!

Jamileigh17 04/1/26 1:16 pm

I LOVE IT! squeezes him and snuggles and eeee

Chezzerai 04/1/26 1:09 pm

Wow! Someone who can read the room and do exactly the right thing. Thank you! I will treasure it always.

Narcissist 04/1/26 1:06 pm

why is elwood... buff looking?

Xoo 04/1/26 1:02 pm

I will take good care of my Bonzi Buddy, thank you Elwood! Good luck with your exestential crisis LOL

fizz 04/1/26 12:58 pm

very cute thank you!! :)

Sellbot 04/1/26 12:52 pm

Classic digital monkey switcheroo, happened to me more times than I can count. Happy Elwood Day!!

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