Cash Shop: Eerie Mash Tun



Warning: Themes of drowning

Ey, that water isn't hot, it's not even steaming!

Are you sure, bruder? It must have cooled very quick if that's ze case, I am sure I put hot water in there!

I'm not sure you did, einzeller.

Just lean in und check, if it's completely cold I'll do your clothes wash for a month!

Ha, you're on!

…*splash*

What are you doing pushing me?! Well, for one thing you're doing my washing for ze next four weeks. Pappnase. Ey…no what are you doing? Open ze hatch! Mein bruder! This isn't funny, don't let the water in, oh god, oh god Gunter I can't…..breathe….please………………


These hazy memories have been like a dream that Bubbles couldn't quite remember for he doesn't even know how long. How long has he been in the Underground? He knows that he likes the warm and dry earthy sub-terrestrial town, He doesn't like the water. He knows that, but not why. Except…he does know. He drowned. He was drowned. He was betrayed.

Eerie Mash Tun


Bubbles' nightmare has manifested into corporeality and it threatens us all. The water swirls around us, we can't get enough air, our feet kick and push us only into more water. We will not go this way, we must beat this! Help Bubbles' face his nightmare now by picking up the Eerie Mash Tun from the Cash Shop and defeating the Drowning Betrayal!

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Posted by SubetaTeam

Yuzu
W H A T
Pandoria
@jmarie453

It's a Very Hard Challenger! :)
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Also that gave me chills reading it. Wowzers!
Woven
What o_o

Please tell me this is just a nightmare and not reality...otherwise Subeta is a pretty scary place what with murderers going around unchecked and all D:
Ancalimee
@Amber true dat!
purring
appreciate the content warning, and that wearable is gorgeous!!!
Elysium
Book
... well, I guess we know what he writes on those papers he feeds to Oatmeal, now.
Amber STAFF
@Virus ... I didn't even think about that connection omg
SongSparra
Ya shitting me! Gunter is a murderer! Wow this site is getting freakier by the season
sits looking at screen with head tilted and screwed up "WTF" expression on face
Skolletta
I want to know what the consequences were for Gunter's actions.
Damon
Oh my God his name makes sense now.....
Foxtrot
Ping me for stats plz when someone finds out!
Clopin
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT GUNTER. Y'all just ruined alcohol uncle and Oatmeal Dad. Pardon the caps, we were all just betrayed by Gunter aND sTAFF.
Purge STAFF
Staff has quite the sense of humor. Clearly.
Skolletta
WHAT?
Amber STAFF
@Ancalimee I mean we've killed off a little girl before WE DO DARK SOMETIMES
Ancalimee
Gunter a murderer?! That’s pretty dark!
Sorcerer
@Amber
Lore nuts will love it then, that Gunter face is making me laugh though!
Avel
"The water swirls around us, we can't get enough air, our feet kick and push us only into more water."

I didn't need that imagery.
RNA
Well, I guess Gunter is a Problematic Celebrity now.
jensen
(also that water is beautiful and i look forward to seeing people use it)
Francine
Hahaha I was wondering when you guys were finally gonna drop this bomb. GG Amber.
Frenchi
i'm sorry gunter W H A T ?
Cassandra
That is one beautiful piece of water. :o
jensen
what
wHAT
GUNTER, WHY
EXPLAIN
Jessica
What?? Bubbles was murdered?? By his own brother?!
Amber STAFF
@Sorcerer i mean it's been canon bubbles was killed for ages (thanks subetapedia), we're just ... telling you how :x
Sorcerer
Wtf guys

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