Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information.
Today's top story: They thought they were safe while visiting the Omen Islands for the festival, but it seems that Amy, Emma and Charity have all been kidnapped from the festivities by the ragtag crew of The Freyalise, the very same pirates who invaded the island celebration only two nights ago.
Channel 5 managed to get a hold of the captain of The Freyalise, Fishbreath Jacques, who had this to say:
Quote by Captain Jacques:
Well, how be ye, pretty lady? hic How would ye like to shiver me timbers?
hic
Oh, aye. We mean th' lasses no harm, 'n they be in a safe place. Th' Omen Islanders would have ye believe that their "celebration" be light-hearted an' fun, but what they haven't shared be th' details 'o 'tis Final Offerin'. Th' schpirit that be usually sacrificed to th' avatar 'o th' sea be none other than a young lass. We merely took these girlsh fer their own protec--*hic*-- their own securi--*hic-- their own welfare.
Th' shtories these Islanders spin shmell worse than th' garlic Angrybeard puts in me dinner. A bunch 'o slimy snails, they be.
Aye, snails would be quite jolly fer dinner. Angrybeard! Whar be ye, ye foul cur?!
We are currently looking to speak to the tribal leader of the islanders, User not found: kahaleitzli to get a statement on these rather harsh accusations.
Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee
Tennyo
Oh snap! :O
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Although being a final sacrifice isn't that great sounding either </blockquote>It's a spiritual offering, not a sacrifice O:
Arr tis getting excitin' round here. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Holy. Human sacrifice? Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised of the islanders did that. O:
I KNEW I CHOSE THE RIGHT SIDE! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> I KNEW IT! PIRATES ALWAYS PROTECT PEOPLE FROM EVIL! ALWAYS! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Don't blame the Islanders. You pirates are the ones that stole the girls.
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Good thing I'm for the pirate crew, I knew the islanders were bad news! :O
Oh my God <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> plot twist! I think the lasses'll be all right, I'm worried about this final sacrifice here!
Ack, sorry about the blank comment. What it should've said was...: :O Nooes, Emma! ...Although being a final sacrifice isn't that great sounding either though.
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Fishbreath Jacques XD
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Oh shit.
Quick! Get to da chopper!
Quick! Get to da chopper!
Noooo bring back our women <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_xface.gif" border="0" />