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Charles Foster Ofdensen
Legacy Name: Charles Foster Ofdensen


The Twilight Noktoa
Owner: Jethros_Dark_Angel

Age: 10 years, 5 months, 3 weeks

Born: November 11th, 2013

Adopted: 9 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

Adopted: July 31st, 2014

Statistics


  • Level: 5
     
  • Strength: 11
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 171
     
  • Books Read: 170
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Enthusiastic Tour Guide


My Lump

The CFO






That's my bread and butter you're rifting with.



Charles Foster Ofdensen (or simply CFO) is Dethklok's manager, legal counsel, and chief financial officer, the latter also incidentally being his initials.

In accordance with his role, Ofdensen is seen as a very professional, very serious business man who has little (if any) time for fun and games. He wears corporate casual suits and slicked back hair whenever he's seen and glasses to emphasize the "No Funny Stuff" personality he expresses.

Selene LeBeau

What would I do without you?

Skwisgaar_Skwigelf

Enough with the paternity suits!

Toki_Wartooth

Hello Toki

Pickles_the_Drummer

Pickles, go dry out please

Nathan__Explosion

wolf whistle

William_Murderface

I assure you William, I am not a robot!
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Black Suit Jacket

Red Tie

Red Casual Tie

Red Plain Cravat

Big Fuzzy Red Scarf

Black Tossed Suitcoat

Trendy Black Glasses

Soft Bathrobe

Neutrality Pin

Pride Sash

Rainbow Pride Flag

Diamond-Topped Cane

Parent Sticker

A Dull Boy Sticker

CEO Bot

Squeaky Wiener Plushie

Hund

Black Mini Phone

Gray Mini Phone

Red Mini Phone

Pink Mini Phone

Turquoise Mini Phone

Yellow Mini Phone

Lime Green Mini Phone

Red Cell Phone Sticker

Purple Cell Phone Sticker

Black Cell Phone Sticker

Orange Cell Phone Sticker

Yellow Cell Phone Sticker

Orange Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Red Tangerine Keyboard Phone

Green Tangerine Touchphone

White Tangerine Touchphone

Cordless Telephone

Vintage Telephone

Gold Embellished Wallet

Expired Get Mugged Gift Card

Smoking Charge Card

Money Tree

Hustler Money Clip

Stack of Cash Plushie

100 sP Voucher

Old Coins

Gold Doubloon

Silver Doubloons Sticker

Gold Ore

Ridiculous Bill

Ridiculous Receipt

English: Simply Classic Sticker

Clean Typewriter

Steel Typewriter

Quirky Typewriter

Vintage Typewriter

Classic Typewriter

Classic Typewriter

Cherry Typewriter

Black Inkwell

Gold Quill

Bottled Cream Quill

Swan Feather Quill Pen

Raven Feather Quill Pen

Jewel Encrusted Quill

Calligraphy Pen

Steel Dip Pen

Saggitarius Pen Set

Fancy Corporate Pen

Blue Insignia Pens

Red Ink Ballpoint

Blue Glowing Pen

Ultimate Pet Zapper Liability Waiver

Celinox Year Planner

Hastily Made 2013 Calendar

Subeta Tribune

Sea-Farin Activities: Crossword

Math Puzzles

The Necronomicon

Unholy Pages

Obsessive Manual

Edited Script

Incomplete Manuscripts

Bound and Chained Evil

Running a Cult

Cursed Book

Book of Demonic Names

Murders 101

French Textbook

Subeta Dictionary I

Filing Books

Research File Cabinet

Takeout Menu

Basic Math II

Math: Not For Squares Sticker

Making Math Fun Book Tape

Blank CD

Magical CD

Rap CD

CD of Ultimate Terror

Horns and Roses Limited Edition Vinyl

Kabuto of Deathward

Death Kitty

Warm Experiment 696 Beanbag

Anyu Brass Knuckles

Silver Bullet

Spiked Punishment Collar

Thief Catcher

Anger Management Mallet

Sistrum

Lounge Trinket

Steamworks Trinket

Single Arid Sprocket

Single Cream Sprocket

Single Marsh Sprocket

Single Field Sprocket

Single Nuclear Sprocket

Single Dawn Sprocket

Single Sun Sprocket

Single Dusk Sprocket

Siren Stein

Shot of Brandywine

Brandy

Cosmopolitan

Gourmet Blueberry Bagel

Gourmet Sesame Bagel

Almond Butter Ground Coffee

Coconut Creme Ground Coffee

French Vanilla Ground Coffee

Toasted Pecan Ground Coffee

Special Dark Ground Coffee

Coffee Run

Vanilla-Nut Coffee Beans

Red Espresso Machine

Black Espresso Machine

Green Espresso Machine

Cream Coffee Pot

Arid Coffee Pot

Sun Coffee Pot

Magnificent Antique Coffee Set

Opulent Antique Coffee Set

Elegant Antique Coffee Set

Grandiose Antique Coffee Set

Divine Antique Coffee Set

Treble Clef Latte

Cherry Latte

Classic Coffee

Milky Coffee

Coffee

Silver Lace Teacup

Travel Mug

Souvenir Cruise Mug

Red Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Black Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Yellow Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Blue Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Newsprint Mug

Amethyst Birthstone Collectible Mug

Gold Lamp

Field Lamp

Twilight Lamp

Sun Lamp

Lilac Lamp

Dawn Lamp

Dusk Lamp

Antique Ashen Arm Chair

Antique Ashen Cameo Settee

Antique Ashen Daybed

Antique Mild Side Chair

Antique Mild Chaise Lounge

Antique Mild Fainting Couch

Antique Mild Daybed

Antique Mild Parlor Settee

Antique Light Side Chair

Antique Light Chaise Lounge

Antique Light Parlor Settee

Antique Light Daybed

Antique Dark Side Chair

Antique Dark Arm Chair

Antique Dark Chaise Lounge

Antique Dark Parlor Settee

Antique Blonde Arm Chair

Antique Blonde Chaise Lounge

Antique Blonde Fainting Couch

Antique Blonde Parlor Settee

Antique Blonde Daybed

Antique Ashen Dining Table

Antique Light Dining Table

Antique Dark Dining Table

Antique Ashen Round Dining Table

Antique Dark Round Dining Table

Gothic Lumineve Tree

Sport Car

I Heart Gray Sticker

I Heart Green Sticker

I Heart Red Sticker

Its All For You Sticker

Pet Friends


Selene LeBeau
What would I do without you?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Enough with the paternity suits!

Toki Wartooth
Hello Toki

Pickles the Drummer
Pickles, go dry out please

Nathan Explosion
*wolf whistle*

William Murderface
I assure you William, I am NOT a robot!