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Skwisgaar Skwigelf has a minion!

Beauty ams the Muse




Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Legacy Name: Skwisgaar_Skwigelf


The Glacier Demi
Owner: Jethros_Dark_Angel

Age: 8 years, 9 months, 3 weeks

Born: July 9th, 2015

Adopted: 7 years, 10 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: June 20th, 2016

Statistics


  • Level: 2
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 4
     
  • Books Read: 4
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Towel Folder


Mine Guitars

The Guitar God





Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree!



The attention and respect he receives as the world's fastest guitarist has resulted in a great deal of pride and accomplish. Skwisgaar has a personality that is more arrogant and uptight in comparison to that of his band mates, and is classically a laid back guy. He is oblivious to his own ignorance and often defends himself in scenarios in which he is blatantly incorrect. Contrary to the confident image he maintains publicly, he is occasionally shown having emotional breakdowns in private. As expressed when talking to himself in the mirror, the title of The Fastest Guitarist Alive also comes with tremendous pressure and expectation; Skwisgaar privately fears failure and rejection often shunned. However, his band mates are apparently not unaware of these insecurities, as they are easily able to intentionally trigger his neurosis.

Although the six band members all display a discomfort for closeness, Skwisgaar is particularly aloof and detached, often expressing opinions by speaking for the band as a whole rather than in the first-person. Contrary to this distant demeanor, he is somewhat more pensive and observant than the other members, and is sometimes able to insert insightful observations regarding the emotional gravity of a situation or the deeper meaning of life into a discussion. First of the six band mates to realize that they are part of a higher power Skwisgaar repeatedly refers to himself as a god, something that turns out to be more than just a complex.

STORY

Charles Foster Ofdensen

Yous safe now

Nathan Explosion

You ams da lucky ones

Selene LeBeau

You ams mine only real rivals

Toki Wartooth

Little Toki

Pickles the Drummer

Wes practice later, ja?

William Murderface

Pfft, nots even worths mine time

Scandinavia

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Sticker by Hannah66665
Background Info from The Metalocalypse Wiki
Character Created by Brendon Small
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Pet Treasure


Lifetime Achievement Award

Amplifier

Lucent

Dearly Beloved Electric Guitar

Skulltar

Skulled Electric Guitar

Starry Electric Guitar

White Electric Guitar

Blue Electric Guitar

Pink Electric Guitar

Black Electric Guitar

Green Electric Guitar

Flamin Hot Guitar

Stylin Galactic Guitar

Stylin Oldskool Guitar

Stylin Vicious Guitar

Stylin Sassy Guitar

Stylin Floral Guitar

Love Guitar

Vampire Guitar

Guitar Picks

Spotted Guitar Pick

Berry Guitar Pick

Striped Guitar Pick

Gold Guitar Pick

Shoulder Rest

Light Blue Foam Shoulder Rest

Blue Foam Shoulder Rest

Black Foam Shoulder Rest

Music Sheet

Does Your Junk Have a Funk?

Drinking Games with Friends

Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide

Angelic Mirror

Darkmatter Mirror

Black Mirror

Red Mirror

Purple Mirror

Pink Mirror

Yellow Mirror

Broken Ornamented Mirror

Hikei Mane Brush

Black Vanity Rose Brush

Green Vanity Rose Brush

Orange Vanity Rose Brush

Red Vanity Rose Brush

Blue Vanity Rose Brush

Combo Brush

Bristle Brush

Salon Round Brush

Blazing Plastic Comb

Nail Clippers

Green Mint Toothpaste

Bubble Gum Toothpaste

Lavender Toothpaste

Minty Toothpaste

Blue Toothbrush

Green Soap

Blue Soap

Pink Soap

Artisan Strawberry Soap

Pumpkin Face Cream

Golden Subeta Conditioner

Dusk Subeta Shampoo

Dusk Subeta Conditioner

Hydrus Subeta Shampoo

Hydrus Subeta Conditioner

Field Subeta Shampoo

Field Subeta Conditioner

Nuclear Subeta Shampoo

Nuclear Subeta Conditioner

Lilac Subeta Shampoo

Lilac Subeta Conditioner

Marsh Subeta Shampoo

Marsh Subeta Conditioner

Spectrum Subeta Conditioner

Sun Subeta Shampoo

Angelic Subeta Shampoo

Twilight Subeta Shampoo

Arid Subeta Shampoo

Arid Subeta Conditioner

Darkmatter Subeta Shampoo

Darkmatter Subeta Conditioner

Cream Subeta Shampoo

Cream Subeta Conditioner

Chocolate Stylist Shampoo

Apple Stylist Shampoo

Cherry Stylist Shampoo

Cherry Deodorant

Grape Deodorant

Banana Deodorant

Watermelon Deodorant

Magical Cologne

Eau de Duckie

Blueberry Bodyspray

Raspberry Bodyspray

Smoky Woods Cologne

Rose Cologne

Pine Cologne

Strawberries and Cream Cologne

Floral Rose Vial of Cologne

Floral White Vial of Cologne

Free Beer

Leaf Latte

Swedish Meatballs

Sapphire Birthstone Collectible Mug

Blue Zircon Birthstone Collectible Mug

White Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Powder Blue Plain Cravat

Cream Fake Kumos Tail

Cape of Feathers

Reinela Beanbag

Rockin Guitar Carved Pumpkin

Vulture Feather

I Heart White Sticker

Pet Friends


Toki Wartooth
Little Toki

Nathan Explosion
You ams the lucky ones

William Murderface
Pfft, nots even worths mine time

Pickles the Drummer
Wes practice later, ja?

Selene LeBeau
You ams mine only reals rivals

Charles Foster Ofdensen
Yous safe now