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Xsavio has a minion!

Lazer the Moof

Lazer the Moof
Xsavio
Legacy Name: Xsavio
The
Owner:
Age: 18 years, 7 months, 1 week
Born: August 8th, 2007
Adopted: 18 years, 7 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: August 8th, 2007 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 535
- Strength: 1,337
- Defense: 1,337
- Speed: 1,337
- Health: 1,337
- HP: 1,337/1,337
- Intelligence: 619
- Books Read: 589
- Food Eaten: 1337
- Job: The Hacker

There is no spoon.
Twisted/Delusional/Fun-loving/Aloof
Xsavio has never taken drugs in his life, but if you met him, you’d probably think he was high, but that’s just how he always is. He has crazy delusions and can see music as colours. Xsavio is obsessed with the Matrix and techno music. When he is not trying to escape the Matrix, he’s probably sitting in front of a computer screen making his own techno mixes. Almost everyone ignores most of what Xsavio has to say, but Pixol likes to entertain his crazy notions (and in doing so entertains herself).
Interests: Technoing
DOB: 28th March
Around here:
--Best friend of Pixol (they’re pretty inseparable)
--Also good friends with Jeredth
--Enjoys annoying Siephora by telling her that in order to take over the world, she must first take the red pill to escape the Matrix
--Enjoys pranking Myrryah, one day he’ll end up duct taped to a wall
Sexuality: Straight
Status: Single
Looking: Muahahahaaa!
Minion: follows me like a little gloom rain cloud, only instead of bringing rain it brings my concience and voice of reason . . . annoying little bugger, but it's just so cute! moof!
Lot in life: To prove that the Matrix is real

Pet Treasure

Cinnaman

Fat Cat

Sound of Color

Void Lord Reality-Altering Pills

Valiant Jelly Bean

Void Lord Bent Spoon

Void Lord Reality-Altering Pills

Starguardian

MaxHP AA Batteries

Blueray

Magical Rainbow Jelly Bean

Octice

Sexicorn

Inkling

Pile of Dead Eyeballs

Foof

Brokd

Bubble Wrap

Obnoxious Inflatable Anyu Polar Lawn Ornament

Emo Candy Heart

Slots Spork

Digital Balloon

The One




