Dr. Lockheart Cures!



Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone
Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone




Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!



You can find my newest range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!



Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making its way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.
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Posted by Keith

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
gotta love fine print XD

this guy looks like gai and shinsui kyoraku.
Oh man, I don't want to cure myself, but I adore the cures because I like heart items. D:

And that comment about the doc looking like Gai makes me think this guy is a mix of Gilderoy Lockheart and Gai Sensei...

;A;
I wish these were at least wearable to compensate for the 500k it costs for a limited time avatar effect, but w/e, the effects look cool.
omg new medicines for Alpha's TC :3c
He's like House, Wilson, and Ponzi combined.
Nevermind. Took some time, but the effect is pretty cool. :)
yay! two new items with hearts in it :D (I have a heart items gallery)
oh doctor i love your eyebrows!
I took Amoricone and he said, "Hm you feel weird" but so far nothing has happened to me besides getting the achievement. Expensive achievement o_O;
What exactly do these do??
Are they wearables?!
INFORME ME x3
i no not what these things do/are/will cause
i just think they look cool xD
but i dont want to die or never be able to take them off lol
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I refuse to trust anyone who looks that similar to Gai Sensei.
Lol, I was just thinking he looks like Kyoraku Shunsui xD
Only see the colour chartreuse? What kind of horrendous existence would that be?! D:
That guy scares me.
WHY HELLO THERE DOCTOR. -drools- He is quite the piece of manmeat.
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COOL :D
Love the disclaimer.
I SO want these as wearables! _
tried the cheap one + vanishing cream. looks quite cool actually :D
How YOU doin'

lol sorry... had to.... xD
I don't trust him. >_>
I love the effect of Amoricone. -
I'd so love it to be an actual wearable. ^^
I refuse to trust anyone who looks that similar to Gai Sensei.
another acheivement i can't get since i'm holding the original virus :(
oh well
something tells me this makes your HA look worst.. sneaky subeta very sneaky
No sir, no thank you. I've already maimed my fragile human body enough for one pandemic. :P :P :P
The achievement is for the cheaper one
@shinedown be SURE you used the Amoricone one and NOT the other one ;D
What happens if the uninfected takes a cure? :)
LOL I'm loving the fine print xD
I'll buy them and save them for later ;p
I took one of them but I'm not getting the achievement.

Is this happening to anyone else?
Ah, ok. So the cheaper one does the weird eye and hearty thing like I have.
pokes Lockheart Hey, you. I know you, I remember you. You won't help us, you hot thing :( But yay, achievements!
I used the expensive one...and now I have these large bruise looking areas on my HA...they weren't there before...lol
Now I wanna see what these do. XD
I took the Amortisone...
made my HA all...burnified. xD
Being completely hideous, I can't tell if it added any temporary virus to my HA, like the previous cures did. However, did get the achievement.
I'd play doctor with him anyday...mmeeeeeeeoooowwwww. ;)
Nope they don't cure, they just do something ugly to your HA x3
aahh i tryed it, it is awesome:) You have been awarded the Amoricone!!! Achievement! wow looks cool:)
guys: this doesn't work
lol i wonder what will happen if an eyesore zombie took one of these {:
If they cure you and you can get re-infected, will someone please comment me? (:
I would really appreciate it, since I hate my second virus! x)
Ha! :D Do they do anything?
He doesn't look trustworthy to me lol
i'm pretty sure past experience says that you use the candy hearts to crush up and get the zombie cure? as already stated, the MC items seem to always just give a slight, timed effect on your HA.
.. 8[ He has his rape face on.
For anyone who wasn't here for the first Pandemic a couple years ago, there were things similar to this for sale in the Millionaire center and all they did was do weird things to your HA. They did cure you. I suspect that is what is happening here.
HEY DOC YER KINDA HOT.
Helloooo Doc! 8D
Lol, the doctor's name reminds me of Professor Lockhart from Harry Potter.
"Hmm... you feel weird...

Back

Back to your items!"

uhh

took the 500k one
i took it.
nothing happened.
xD
Lol, i love the side effects of these.
so I must take them xD
To Those Wondering. NO These are not actual cures. Dr. Lockheart is known for giving false cures, that give the person who used the item
a temporary sideeffect on the HA, without actually getting rid of the viruses.
Uh huh. These won't work, I'm sure of it.
lol xd
"If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me." teehee
GUYS I THINK ILL GUNIEA PIG.
Dusknoir, you're thinking of Louis L'amour.
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Oh yeah! Thanks!
I believe Louis is hiding away working on a new actual cure for us... unless the zombies got him.
Aw, I am super bummed that his older "cures" aren't in the shop! I needed one of those XD
How do I get a virus in the first place? I'm so lost. T__T Someone comment me and clue me ?
I just want to get infected...I've been refreshing since the first day :I
@Dusknoir - no, that's Louis Lamour.

Don't know what happened to him, though.
Hmmm...curious
Blegh @ paying like that to cure.

Probably wouldn't have gotten infected for giggles to see what the strains were had I known it wouldn't just be Louis again. Maybe he will still show his fluffy face.
There's such thing as too much time at the tanning beds, doctor. :(
Heheheh.
Dusknoir, you're thinking of Louis L'amour.
Not you again!
I'm soooo not going to be the guinea pig for this. lol.
lol i wonder what he made this time
...bought one, but haven't used it. Don't think I will until I know what it does, 'cause so far I kinda like my virus :/
Hmmm.... "maybe" :P
And we can still get infected?! ;3;
yay! does this mean we can cure ourselves and try for another infection?
Wait a minute, wasn't he a Montre?
@Weasley

Try the cures for yourself and see. :P
nah...i want to be infected, not cured.
reloading the graveyard 1000 times - nothing happened.
I'm sorry doctor I'm not sure I trust you're supposed remedies . . .

Though I must say the Amoricone looks pretty.
hmmm

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Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making it's way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.
I LOVE THIS GUY
oh wait. this might be something else entirely.
i love dem big ol' pills ^_^
WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN CURE OURSELVES AND GET THE VIRUS WE WANT?
^
This! xD ahhhh. someone tell us what it does! :3
Mwahahahahaha :D
Oh my, did he get revamped? I can't wait to see what these do...
Teeeeeheee, Amortisone.
Don't try and hog the items! You have 6 Hours, 43 minutes, and 32 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!
DD': Can't wait to see what they do!
Sweet~ More medicine for my Zombie gallery!
So does "maybe" mean "pretty much definitely not?"
I want to know what they do!
These look stunning! Great job!
Ooh, I'm curious as to what these do...
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Aw man
WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN CURE OURSELVES AND GET THE VIRUS WE WANT?
Heh awesome!
Ooooh, pretty!
thank you doc for more TC fodder, brb becoming a brokeass

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