Dr. Lockheart Cures!



Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone
Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone




Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!



You can find my newest range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!



Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making its way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.
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Posted by Keith

gotta love fine print XD

this guy looks like gai and shinsui kyoraku.
Oh man, I don't want to cure myself, but I adore the cures because I like heart items. D:

And that comment about the doc looking like Gai makes me think this guy is a mix of Gilderoy Lockheart and Gai Sensei...

;A;
I wish these were at least wearable to compensate for the 500k it costs for a limited time avatar effect, but w/e, the effects look cool.
omg new medicines for Alpha's TC :3c
He's like House, Wilson, and Ponzi combined.
Nevermind. Took some time, but the effect is pretty cool. :)
yay! two new items with hearts in it :D (I have a heart items gallery)
oh doctor i love your eyebrows!
I took Amoricone and he said, "Hm you feel weird" but so far nothing has happened to me besides getting the achievement. Expensive achievement o_O;
What exactly do these do??
Are they wearables?!
INFORME ME x3
i no not what these things do/are/will cause
i just think they look cool xD
but i dont want to die or never be able to take them off lol
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I refuse to trust anyone who looks that similar to Gai Sensei.
Lol, I was just thinking he looks like Kyoraku Shunsui xD
Only see the colour chartreuse? What kind of horrendous existence would that be?! D:
That guy scares me.
WHY HELLO THERE DOCTOR. -drools- He is quite the piece of manmeat.
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COOL :D
Love the disclaimer.
I SO want these as wearables! _
tried the cheap one + vanishing cream. looks quite cool actually :D
How YOU doin'

lol sorry... had to.... xD
I don't trust him. >_>
I love the effect of Amoricone. -
I'd so love it to be an actual wearable. ^^
I refuse to trust anyone who looks that similar to Gai Sensei.
another acheivement i can't get since i'm holding the original virus :(
oh well
something tells me this makes your HA look worst.. sneaky subeta very sneaky
No sir, no thank you. I've already maimed my fragile human body enough for one pandemic. :P :P :P
The achievement is for the cheaper one
@shinedown be SURE you used the Amoricone one and NOT the other one ;D
What happens if the uninfected takes a cure? :)
LOL I'm loving the fine print xD
I'll buy them and save them for later ;p
I took one of them but I'm not getting the achievement.

Is this happening to anyone else?
Ah, ok. So the cheaper one does the weird eye and hearty thing like I have.
pokes Lockheart Hey, you. I know you, I remember you. You won't help us, you hot thing :( But yay, achievements!
I used the expensive one...and now I have these large bruise looking areas on my HA...they weren't there before...lol
Now I wanna see what these do. XD
I took the Amortisone...
made my HA all...burnified. xD
Being completely hideous, I can't tell if it added any temporary virus to my HA, like the previous cures did. However, did get the achievement.
I'd play doctor with him anyday...mmeeeeeeeoooowwwww. ;)
Nope they don't cure, they just do something ugly to your HA x3
aahh i tryed it, it is awesome:) You have been awarded the Amoricone!!! Achievement! wow looks cool:)
guys: this doesn't work
lol i wonder what will happen if an eyesore zombie took one of these {:
If they cure you and you can get re-infected, will someone please comment me? (:
I would really appreciate it, since I hate my second virus! x)
Ha! :D Do they do anything?
He doesn't look trustworthy to me lol
i'm pretty sure past experience says that you use the candy hearts to crush up and get the zombie cure? as already stated, the MC items seem to always just give a slight, timed effect on your HA.
.. 8[ He has his rape face on.
For anyone who wasn't here for the first Pandemic a couple years ago, there were things similar to this for sale in the Millionaire center and all they did was do weird things to your HA. They did cure you. I suspect that is what is happening here.
HEY DOC YER KINDA HOT.
Helloooo Doc! 8D

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