Dr. Lockheart Cures!



Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone
Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone




Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!



You can find my newest range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!



Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making its way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.
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Posted by Keith

Lol, the doctor's name reminds me of Professor Lockhart from Harry Potter.
"Hmm... you feel weird...

Back

Back to your items!"

uhh

took the 500k one
i took it.
nothing happened.
xD
Lol, i love the side effects of these.
so I must take them xD
To Those Wondering. NO These are not actual cures. Dr. Lockheart is known for giving false cures, that give the person who used the item
a temporary sideeffect on the HA, without actually getting rid of the viruses.
Uh huh. These won't work, I'm sure of it.
lol xd
"If you purchase and take this medication you are waiving all rights to sue (or maim) me." teehee
GUYS I THINK ILL GUNIEA PIG.
Dusknoir, you're thinking of Louis L'amour.
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Oh yeah! Thanks!
I believe Louis is hiding away working on a new actual cure for us... unless the zombies got him.
Aw, I am super bummed that his older "cures" aren't in the shop! I needed one of those XD
How do I get a virus in the first place? I'm so lost. T__T Someone comment me and clue me ?
I just want to get infected...I've been refreshing since the first day :I
@Dusknoir - no, that's Louis Lamour.

Don't know what happened to him, though.
Hmmm...curious
Blegh @ paying like that to cure.

Probably wouldn't have gotten infected for giggles to see what the strains were had I known it wouldn't just be Louis again. Maybe he will still show his fluffy face.
There's such thing as too much time at the tanning beds, doctor. :(
Heheheh.
Dusknoir, you're thinking of Louis L'amour.
Not you again!
I'm soooo not going to be the guinea pig for this. lol.
lol i wonder what he made this time
...bought one, but haven't used it. Don't think I will until I know what it does, 'cause so far I kinda like my virus :/
Hmmm.... "maybe" :P
And we can still get infected?! ;3;
yay! does this mean we can cure ourselves and try for another infection?
Wait a minute, wasn't he a Montre?
@Weasley

Try the cures for yourself and see. :P
nah...i want to be infected, not cured.
reloading the graveyard 1000 times - nothing happened.
I'm sorry doctor I'm not sure I trust you're supposed remedies . . .

Though I must say the Amoricone looks pretty.
hmmm

Quote:
Warning, I do not claim that these are cures for the "virus" that is currently making it's way around Subeta. If you purchase and take this medication you are waving all rights to sue (or maim) me. Under any circumstance. Even if you grow five hearts, or only see the color chartreuse.
I LOVE THIS GUY
oh wait. this might be something else entirely.
i love dem big ol' pills ^_^
WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN CURE OURSELVES AND GET THE VIRUS WE WANT?
^
This! xD ahhhh. someone tell us what it does! :3
Mwahahahahaha :D
Oh my, did he get revamped? I can't wait to see what these do...
Teeeeeheee, Amortisone.
Don't try and hog the items! You have 6 Hours, 43 minutes, and 32 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!
DD': Can't wait to see what they do!
Sweet~ More medicine for my Zombie gallery!
So does "maybe" mean "pretty much definitely not?"
I want to know what they do!
These look stunning! Great job!
Ooh, I'm curious as to what these do...
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Aw man
WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN CURE OURSELVES AND GET THE VIRUS WE WANT?
Heh awesome!
Ooooh, pretty!
thank you doc for more TC fodder, brb becoming a brokeass

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