Cash Shop: Greasy Old Diner Menu

Well really now this could have been anyone's fault. Centropolis is a large place! I'm not the only master of magic in Subeta, you know. Nobody can prove I was at any sort of "fast food" restaurant during my sneeze-a-thon. It's bad for my blood pressure. And melted cheese makes me terribly gassy!

Still, just by coincidence, I'm pretty sure I know how to attract this fast food creature to a place where it can be challenged and defeated. Use this Greasy Old Diner Menu from the Cash Shop and you'll have Greasy Joe here sniffing around in no time. You can't miss him - as soon as he's around you'll get the meat sweats.

Gourmet Astronaut Food will retire on May 1.

Posted by [NPC] Allard M Chetwood

04/26/19 6:06 pm Leave Comment

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site

mdwyer5 05/10/19 2:20 am

Which ever month Thanksgiving is celebraqted, that's the month we'll get a boss themed after a roasted turkey.

Thelonious_Cosmos 04/29/19 4:11 pm

That is fantastic

Desilyna 04/28/19 10:54 pm

Can you do some type of Burger Blob? :D

Madeleine 04/28/19 6:54 am

would really like this as a pet tbh

CorrieZodori 04/27/19 7:56 pm

It's a Hambarker.......

Muerte 04/27/19 2:05 pm

@Stiles
It's from January. It's here to get you vegetablitarians.

Stiles 04/27/19 1:56 pm

@Muerte wasn't aware of this one but I kind of like them they remind me of Oscar the Grouch!

Hexlock 04/27/19 1:25 pm

He is the burger... but he also like the burger.

Anyways, this thing is a delight and I love this greasy horse.

Shawny 04/27/19 6:32 am

Damn it, now you've gone and made me hungry.

Ewok 04/27/19 5:31 am

If this was an experimental pet, I would take 3 please.

LadyTamarwen 04/27/19 2:07 am

Well... at least his poo is healthy.

Trees 04/27/19 1:57 am

Are we going to get any challengers based on sweet foods by any chance this year? Just curious...

Rocketlauncher 04/27/19 12:11 am

I know it's you all along wizard! Guess what happened?
holds empty doggy bag

Akita 04/26/19 11:58 pm

Hey look my soul animal

Bro 04/26/19 11:26 pm

These are hilariously terrible. I love it. LMFAO

Laurey 04/26/19 10:21 pm

@frederick
Lol chibi 84s make funny battle pets because of their pose. :P

In a different kind of funny, I feel like this new challenger is mocking my battle pet by trying to copy him...

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beahuston 04/26/19 10:15 pm

Suitable for Lady Gagme! hahahaha.. anyway..

toads 04/26/19 9:36 pm

UM IT'S ADORABLE???
MEAT PUPPY?

Puncture 04/26/19 9:11 pm

FART LEAF

Muerte 04/26/19 8:45 pm

@Stiles

Stiles 04/26/19 8:40 pm

Another reason to be vegan XD

Galaxia STAFF 04/26/19 8:20 pm

@bobbins

The last time he tried something lighter and less greasy, we got this:

I'm not sure there's any help for him, at this point.

Targaryen 04/26/19 8:19 pm

Syrax ate him all up and won the loot.

bobbins 04/26/19 7:51 pm

Someone please help this old man eat better.

Pinocchio 04/26/19 7:43 pm

MAKE WAY FOR OUR NEWEST FAST FOOD MASCOT

HEARTBURN HORSE

frederick 04/26/19 7:14 pm

I feel weirdly bad about this

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Saix 04/26/19 7:07 pm

OK I really like the food theme this year. This guy is cute!! I love his little fry ears!! Omg

Evanesce 04/26/19 7:06 pm

Dangitt, this apparel just reminded me of how badly my fav, the taco corset, needs to be revamped. -shakes fist-

~~Johnny_673~~ 04/26/19 7:05 pm

my spirit animal

frederick 04/26/19 6:45 pm

Awww, we can’t read the menu

RAPsody 04/26/19 6:45 pm

The challenger reminds me of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ;)

13thMaiden 04/26/19 6:40 pm

Well damnit, I want it as a pet. I would name it Krabby.

Muerte 04/26/19 6:35 pm

IT'S SO CUTE.

Rocketlauncher 04/26/19 6:29 pm

5th win loot

Rocketlauncher 04/26/19 6:25 pm

For those curious, the Greasy Old Diner Menu is either a wearable or a challenger summoning item. It's not readable.

Eivor 04/26/19 6:24 pm

Would have bought if it wasn't ANOTHER corset.

~~Foxtrot~~ 04/26/19 6:24 pm

It's adorable!!
And it also looks delicious xD

Wesker 04/26/19 6:20 pm

@Amber

You've found a Hidden Opponent!
Heart Attack on a Bun challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

~~elka~~ 04/26/19 6:19 pm

MY PRECIOUS F00D S0N

Galadriel 04/26/19 6:18 pm

@Amber Hot burgeraffe (said with a soft g)

Amber STAFF 04/26/19 6:15 pm

@Wesker EXCUSE ME

Wesker 04/26/19 6:14 pm

@Amber

Would it still be worth it after I puked on your yarn?

Mackenzi 04/26/19 6:14 pm

I'd eat it

FENNEC 04/26/19 6:14 pm

Thank you SO SO MUCH for all this Amazing food battle art!! It’s Spectacular!!

Lantern 04/26/19 6:14 pm

Cheeseburaffe with fries

Amber STAFF 04/26/19 6:13 pm

@Wesker worth it

Wesker 04/26/19 6:13 pm

10/10 would get stomach aches

Amber STAFF 04/26/19 6:12 pm

@ShadowyIce i feel like it's more giraffe with that neck?

Galadriel 04/26/19 6:12 pm

Dogburger...ham dog...hot burger...

Galadriel 04/26/19 6:11 pm

@Amber Same. What should we call it....

Lirikai 04/26/19 6:09 pm

It looks like one of those "gourmet" burgers where they use skewers to stick a whole plate of chicken wings, another burger, a thing of onion rings and five sliders on top of a burger and then call it a "Destruction Burger" or whatever. LOL

HOW DOES IT NOT BREAK ITS TINY FRY LEGS?!?

pickle 04/26/19 6:08 pm

stats

Hitman 04/26/19 6:07 pm

...I'm hungry

Amber STAFF 04/26/19 6:07 pm

10/10 would eat

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