Cash Shop: Greasy Old Diner Menu

Well really now this could have been anyone's fault. Centropolis is a large place! I'm not the only master of magic in Subeta, you know. Nobody can prove I was at any sort of "fast food" restaurant during my sneeze-a-thon. It's bad for my blood pressure. And melted cheese makes me terribly gassy!

Still, just by coincidence, I'm pretty sure I know how to attract this fast food creature to a place where it can be challenged and defeated. Use this Greasy Old Diner Menu from the Cash Shop and you'll have Greasy Joe here sniffing around in no time. You can't miss him - as soon as he's around you'll get the meat sweats.

Gourmet Astronaut Food will retire on May 1.

Posted by [NPC] Allard M Chetwood

04/26/19 6:06 pm Leave Comment

mdwyer5 @ 05/10/19 2:20 am

Which ever month Thanksgiving is celebraqted, that's the month we'll get a boss themed after a roasted turkey.

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Thelonious_Cosmos @ 04/29/19 4:11 pm

That is fantastic

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Desilyna @ 04/28/19 10:54 pm

Can you do some type of Burger Blob? :D

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Madeleine @ 04/28/19 6:54 am

would really like this as a pet tbh

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CorrieZodori @ 04/27/19 7:56 pm

It's a Hambarker.......

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Muerte @ 04/27/19 2:05 pm

@Stiles
It's from January. It's here to get you vegetablitarians.

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Stiles @ 04/27/19 1:56 pm

@Muerte wasn't aware of this one but I kind of like them they remind me of Oscar the Grouch!

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Hexlock @ 04/27/19 1:25 pm

He is the burger... but he also like the burger.

Anyways, this thing is a delight and I love this greasy horse.

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Shawny @ 04/27/19 6:32 am

Damn it, now you've gone and made me hungry.

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Ewok @ 04/27/19 5:31 am

If this was an experimental pet, I would take 3 please.

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LadyTamarwen @ 04/27/19 2:07 am

Well... at least his poo is healthy.

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Sneaky @ 04/27/19 1:57 am

Are we going to get any challengers based on sweet foods by any chance this year? Just curious...

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Rocketlauncher @ 04/27/19 12:11 am

I know it's you all along wizard! Guess what happened?
*holds empty doggy bag*

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Akita @ 04/26/19 11:58 pm

Hey look my soul animal

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Bro @ 04/26/19 11:26 pm

These are hilariously terrible. I love it. LMFAO

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Laurey @ 04/26/19 10:21 pm

@frederick
Lol chibi 84s make funny battle pets because of their pose. :P

In a different kind of funny, I feel like this new challenger is mocking my battle pet by trying to copy him...

Spoiler (click here to toggle)

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beahuston @ 04/26/19 10:15 pm

Suitable for Lady Gagme! hahahaha.. anyway..

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toads @ 04/26/19 9:36 pm

UM IT'S ADORABLE???
MEAT PUPPY?

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Puncture @ 04/26/19 9:11 pm

FART LEAF

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Muerte @ 04/26/19 8:45 pm

@Stiles

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Stiles @ 04/26/19 8:40 pm

Another reason to be vegan XD

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Galaxia @ 04/26/19 8:20 pm STAFF

@bobbins

The last time he tried something lighter and less greasy, we got this:

I'm not sure there's any help for him, at this point.

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Targaryen @ 04/26/19 8:19 pm

Syrax ate him all up and won the loot.

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bobbins @ 04/26/19 7:51 pm

Someone please help this old man eat better.

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Pinocchio @ 04/26/19 7:43 pm

MAKE WAY FOR OUR NEWEST FAST FOOD MASCOT

HEARTBURN HORSE

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frederick @ 04/26/19 7:14 pm

I feel weirdly bad about this

Spoiler (click here to toggle)

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Saix @ 04/26/19 7:07 pm

OK I really like the food theme this year. This guy is cute!! I love his little fry ears!! Omg

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Evanesce @ 04/26/19 7:06 pm

Dangitt, this apparel just reminded me of how badly my fav, the taco corset, needs to be revamped. -shakes fist-

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Johnny_673 @ 04/26/19 7:05 pm

my spirit animal

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frederick @ 04/26/19 6:45 pm

Awww, we can’t read the menu

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RAPsody @ 04/26/19 6:45 pm

The challenger reminds me of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ;)

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13thMaiden @ 04/26/19 6:40 pm

Well damnit, I want it as a pet. I would name it Krabby.

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Muerte @ 04/26/19 6:35 pm

IT'S SO CUTE.

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Rocketlauncher @ 04/26/19 6:29 pm

5th win loot

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Rocketlauncher @ 04/26/19 6:25 pm

For those curious, the Greasy Old Diner Menu is either a wearable or a challenger summoning item. It's not readable.

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Eivor @ 04/26/19 6:24 pm

Would have bought if it wasn't ANOTHER corset.

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Foxtrot @ 04/26/19 6:24 pm

It's adorable!!
And it also looks delicious xD

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Wesker @ 04/26/19 6:20 pm

@Amber

You've found a Hidden Opponent!
Heart Attack on a Bun challenges you to a fight in the Battle Coliseum!

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elka @ 04/26/19 6:19 pm

MY PRECIOUS F00D S0N

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Galadriel @ 04/26/19 6:18 pm

@Amber Hot burgeraffe (said with a soft g)

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Amber @ 04/26/19 6:15 pm STAFF

@Wesker EXCUSE ME

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Wesker @ 04/26/19 6:14 pm

@Amber

Would it still be worth it after I puked on your yarn?

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Mackenzi @ 04/26/19 6:14 pm

I'd eat it

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FENNEC @ 04/26/19 6:14 pm

Thank you SO SO MUCH for all this Amazing food battle art!! It’s Spectacular!!

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Lantern @ 04/26/19 6:14 pm

Cheeseburaffe with fries

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Amber @ 04/26/19 6:13 pm STAFF

@Wesker worth it

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Wesker @ 04/26/19 6:13 pm

10/10 would get stomach aches

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Amber @ 04/26/19 6:12 pm STAFF

@ShadowyIce i feel like it's more giraffe with that neck?

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Galadriel @ 04/26/19 6:12 pm

Dogburger...ham dog...hot burger...

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Galadriel @ 04/26/19 6:11 pm

@Amber Same. What should we call it....

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Lirikai @ 04/26/19 6:09 pm

It looks like one of those "gourmet" burgers where they use skewers to stick a whole plate of chicken wings, another burger, a thing of onion rings and five sliders on top of a burger and then call it a "Destruction Burger" or whatever. LOL

HOW DOES IT NOT BREAK ITS TINY FRY LEGS?!?

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pickle @ 04/26/19 6:08 pm

stats

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Hitman @ 04/26/19 6:07 pm

...I'm hungry

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Amber @ 04/26/19 6:07 pm STAFF

10/10 would eat

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