Free Gift: The Everwood

The Everwood
Phew, I thought I wasn't going to make it for Elwood Day this year. I had a large shipment of pizzas ready for everyone but apparently it was TOO large and my ship, the Everwood, ended up getting a bit stuck and delaying just about everything. That's my fault for trying to fit something so big and hard to manage into a such a tight spot without making sure it was well oiled first. After a good tug, though, it was freed and I was able to finish in good time.

So sorry y'all about everything else but me being delayed, but we have the most fun, right? And now I have these commemorative container ships for you all to enjoy forever. Fresh pizza scented!!

Where's the April Monthly Collection, you ask? Well, it was in the ship behind me, you see, and I'm not sharing my day. It will be here tomorrow!
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Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/21 9:30 am Leave Comment

Targaryen @ 04/2/21 11:07 pm

I am trying not to say what Elwoods ship reminds me of , but I can not help it. 200 ships behind a stuck ship.
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Aries @ 04/2/21 10:48 pm

This post was hilarious
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egg @ 04/2/21 6:03 am

@StarShadow

the snowtapult is a winter thing.
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StarShadow @ 04/2/21 1:02 am

Just wondering if the snowtapult will ever come back. It will take years to get the achievement so guess it's not a big deal but was only shut down because of survival skins which is over now.
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Ancalimee @ 04/2/21 12:27 am

I laughed so hard I *may* have cracked a rib and that’s totally ok! 🤣
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Kreeki @ 04/2/21 12:06 am

I got my first Covid vaccine shot today for which I am terribly excited, but this low key tickled the funniest bone in my body <3

this is ridiculously clever
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JelloStar @ 04/1/21 10:45 pm

LOL - Brilliant. ilu guys! <3
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Bren @ 04/1/21 10:41 pm

LMAO- oh, dyin’ here... seriously- this was the best Elwood Day news post yet. Brilliant! And some of the comments were just. The. BEST! 😂
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Sefyra @ 04/1/21 9:55 pm

I am delighted by this. The ship may have only been stuck in the canal for a couple days, but it will be stuck forever in our hearts.
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LadyMeridius @ 04/1/21 9:34 pm

@Bleak_Light maybe its a PIZZA THONG :O
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February30th @ 04/1/21 8:00 pm

The tankard that brings the ranch dressing... A Conestoga class super freighter.
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Kelcifer @ 04/1/21 7:55 pm

this post made my entire life
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Ying @ 04/1/21 6:33 pm

So dumb but also so smart. I love it!
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Muerte @ 04/1/21 6:14 pm

Suddenly remembered that I was the one that suggested that food response in the first place.
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Muerte @ 04/1/21 6:12 pm

@Montre
The site:
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GLaDOS @ 04/1/21 6:10 pm

Oh man this made my day 😂
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Lily @ 04/1/21 6:07 pm

The Everwood, I'm dying!! xD. Kudos to the staff member that thought that one up!
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Cassandra @ 04/1/21 5:55 pm

This is gold. the item is lovely. the art is amazing, the description is so much fun.. Thank you so much. :smiley:
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Synth @ 04/1/21 5:54 pm

Omg *dies laughing*
Thanks Elwood!
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Jestro @ 04/1/21 5:36 pm

love it thank you
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Jestro @ 04/1/21 5:36 pm

love it thank you
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Brioche @ 04/1/21 5:13 pm

Funny stuff right there! Thanks for making the entire ship edible, my Gourmand will be quite happy to eat an entire ship of pizza.
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Ryuu @ 04/1/21 5:13 pm

Great taste, amazing execution this year!

Love that you can eat the entire container ship too. Like, let's be frank, when you're dealing with Elwood, you need to be able to take large, hot, & sticky loads. ;)
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Montre @ 04/1/21 5:09 pm

The RNG just kept the joke going. Blame it, not me.

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lovecraft @ 04/1/21 5:08 pm

The hilarious shade in this item. Love it!
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EmCee @ 04/1/21 4:24 pm

This item is actually really cute. What a silly little joke. Easily one of the best pranks.
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Delirium @ 04/1/21 4:21 pm

Yesterday, I was walking around without a jacket.
Today, it snowed. It's still snowing.
THANKS ELWOOD
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Damon @ 04/1/21 4:12 pm

Love you Elwood!
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Bleak_Light @ 04/1/21 4:08 pm

Is the design on the front a slice of pizza, or is the ship wearing a thong? TELL ME! I must know!
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Witchy @ 04/1/21 3:47 pm

Hahahaaa! Rey good
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Lypsyl @ 04/1/21 3:25 pm

Thank you! I needed a laugh today :D
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Chantho @ 04/1/21 3:11 pm

Lol, that's great, gotta love Elwood day. Totally my favorite holiday!
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Tiobe @ 04/1/21 3:07 pm

#dying XD
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Kushiel @ 04/1/21 2:56 pm

Wonderful. Perfect gift for Elwood Day
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Kinky @ 04/1/21 2:48 pm

The innuendos are amazing!
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BlueRiver @ 04/1/21 2:37 pm

Killed it with the innuendos, Elwood!
Moral of the story: don't draw naughty things with your boat or everyone gets screwed.
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Petcollector @ 04/1/21 2:37 pm

Bravissimo!!!!
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Yuzu @ 04/1/21 2:16 pm

I SNORTED SO LOUD THAT I WOKE MY CAT UP FROM HER NAP LOL thank you :satisfied:
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Bro @ 04/1/21 2:11 pm

lmaoo
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RenaissanceRagged @ 04/1/21 2:03 pm

cant even be mad. everybody say thank you mister elwood
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Ariko @ 04/1/21 1:58 pm

Glorious, absolutely glorious. Major props to the quick turnaround of staff to get in on the best meme so far xD
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Aelosselys @ 04/1/21 1:48 pm

I AM DYING OVER THE DESCRIPTION OMG SHEESH GUUUYYYYYYSSSSS

Thanks for making this world bearable <3
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Rei @ 04/1/21 1:41 pm

Brilliant!
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Avedis @ 04/1/21 1:17 pm

Nailed it
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Riptide @ 04/1/21 1:16 pm

Wished I had a big ship :o
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FCoD @ 04/1/21 1:05 pm

Lol, Elwood never disappoints! :)
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cait @ 04/1/21 1:04 pm

i love this so much
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Muerte @ 04/1/21 12:36 pm

Little do others know that this boat comes after his last one
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Dandelion @ 04/1/21 12:32 pm

This was fantastic, bravo Subeta.
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springjoy @ 04/1/21 12:22 pm

OH gosh, you guys. This is just so Elwood. Hehe.
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Ciannwn @ 04/1/21 12:18 pm

I love this. Brilliant
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zwitter @ 04/1/21 12:17 pm

Immediately added to my hoarder list.
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Muerte @ 04/1/21 12:13 pm

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Urania @ 04/1/21 12:09 pm

LMAO you are fantastic :heart:
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nervous @ 04/1/21 12:01 pm

this is so cute stop it
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wyrm @ 04/1/21 11:57 am

so thats what "ramming speed" means
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Wesker @ 04/1/21 11:53 am

@Amber

I didn't get my free gift. I think it got stuck somewhere
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Rakumel @ 04/1/21 11:50 am

Feed it to a pet? Are you kidding?? I'm gonna treasure this item forever.

(Thank you!)
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Bliss @ 04/1/21 11:33 am

This is awesome!
I already fed it to Barin and
Barin says: "That was okay, I guess.”
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Flygon @ 04/1/21 11:32 am

Definitely get the reference for this
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VOLTAGE @ 04/1/21 11:29 am

*screaming*
I can't believe you guys came up with this in such a short amount of time this is brilliant!! The timeliness, the pun, the innuendos everything *chef kiss*

The evergiven is the gift that keeps on giving
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raul @ 04/1/21 11:19 am

this was genius. this is pure gold
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Austria @ 04/1/21 11:14 am

*snickers*
ilu guys
ilu Elwood
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SillyCat81 @ 04/1/21 11:03 am

LOLOL Thank you :)
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Ziorac @ 04/1/21 11:02 am

Between the reference to the Evergiven and the dirty jokes, I love this new post. :D
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SilveredFox @ 04/1/21 11:00 am

ah XD I love it. Good mesh of things.
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Nrogara @ 04/1/21 10:35 am

omg I love it XD
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Luck @ 04/1/21 10:33 am

The Everwood

is edible... I get that my pet is eating the pizzas on board but I prefer to imagine that they ate an entire container ship instead. :joy:
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Julia @ 04/1/21 10:32 am

omg i'm crying ;; this is amazing, thank you!
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Amber @ 04/1/21 10:22 am STAFF

@pointycatears Yes, and ignored that because you'll find out tomorrow if it's two posts or one. :)
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youngexplorer @ 04/1/21 10:18 am

A ship that smells like fresh baked pizza. Perfect.
@Urge - what penis jokes??
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Sneaky @ 04/1/21 10:13 am

That's not what I asked, I asked if they would be in the same news post or not.
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Penemuel @ 04/1/21 10:02 am

LOL OMG the innuendos!

I love it!!
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Extract @ 04/1/21 9:57 am

I am actually happy about this. I forgot to buy my collections last night and I was happy to see I still had them in my cart today ;)
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Taarna @ 04/1/21 9:54 am

I see what you did there
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Laurey @ 04/1/21 9:53 am

Also the fact that an entire freaking cargo ship is a food item lol
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chookie @ 04/1/21 9:51 am

omg LOL XD XD best pizza delivery boi! yes yes YES i love Elwood Day :D
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Laurey @ 04/1/21 9:50 am

This whole thing is amazing - the jokes, the actual lore connection as to why everything is backed up, Elwood being Elwood.

Whoever writes the news posts for these, I love you so much lmao
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Evil @ 04/1/21 9:49 am

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Marianne @ 04/1/21 9:47 am

Who cares about delays after this 'solid' gold (wood) statement by Elwood, haha.
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RoxyWolf @ 04/1/21 9:46 am

this remains my favorite subetan holiday, thanks elwood
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Bear @ 04/1/21 9:45 am

this is amazing 😂😂
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Amber @ 04/1/21 9:44 am STAFF

@pointycatears they both will be going out tomorrow yes
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StarShadow @ 04/1/21 9:44 am

Oh cool, thanks! :D
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Sneaky @ 04/1/21 9:43 am

Does that mean the collection will be released on the same news post as the Loyalty items, or will there be two separate news posts?
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Narcissist @ 04/1/21 9:39 am

oh!! penis jokes!! yes!! I needed this XD
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Bokuto @ 04/1/21 9:37 am

the 'free gift' is just one click away from the charity page, dont sweat it
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Amber @ 04/1/21 9:34 am STAFF

look it's 6:30am, links are going to be wrong
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Phoenix @ 04/1/21 9:34 am

@Bokuto
Ditto, this is hilarious and I love it
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Derelict @ 04/1/21 9:34 am

LOL nice
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Bokuto @ 04/1/21 9:32 am

IM CRYING, everything about this newspost is pure gold asgdfahs
made my day, thank you :')
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penelope @ 04/1/21 9:32 am

This is adorable.
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Jessi @ 04/1/21 9:32 am STAFF

Amazing.
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dragonrider88 @ 04/1/21 9:31 am

LOL so many innuendos! Love you Elwood! :heart:

psst, the link takes you to Charity, not the free gift ;)
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