Free Gift: The Everwood

Phew, I thought I wasn't going to make it for Elwood Day this year. I had a large shipment of pizzas ready for everyone but apparently it was TOO large and my ship, the Everwood, ended up getting a bit stuck and delaying just about everything. That's my fault for trying to fit something so big and hard to manage into a such a tight spot without making sure it was well oiled first. After a good tug, though, it was freed and I was able to finish in good time.

So sorry y'all about everything else but me being delayed, but we have the most fun, right? And now I have these commemorative container ships for you all to enjoy forever. Fresh pizza scented!!

Where's the April Monthly Collection, you ask? Well, it was in the ship behind me, you see, and I'm not sharing my day. It will be here tomorrow!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/21 9:30 am Leave Comment

Ciannwn 04/1/21 12:18 pm

I love this. Brilliant

zwitter 04/1/21 12:17 pm

Immediately added to my hoarder list.

Muerte 04/1/21 12:13 pm

Urania 04/1/21 12:09 pm

LMAO you are fantastic :heart:

dakota 04/1/21 12:01 pm

this is so cute stop it

wyrm 04/1/21 11:57 am

so thats what "ramming speed" means

Wesker 04/1/21 11:53 am

@Amber

I didn't get my free gift. I think it got stuck somewhere

Rakumel 04/1/21 11:50 am

Feed it to a pet? Are you kidding?? I'm gonna treasure this item forever.

(Thank you!)

Bliss 04/1/21 11:33 am

This is awesome!
I already fed it to Barin and
Barin says: "That was okay, I guess.”

~~Flygon~~ 04/1/21 11:32 am

Definitely get the reference for this

VOLTAGE 04/1/21 11:29 am

screaming
I can't believe you guys came up with this in such a short amount of time this is brilliant!! The timeliness, the pun, the innuendos everything chef kiss

The evergiven is the gift that keeps on giving

raul 04/1/21 11:19 am

this was genius. this is pure gold

Austria 04/1/21 11:14 am

snickers
ilu guys
ilu Elwood

SillyCat81 04/1/21 11:03 am

LOLOL Thank you :)

Ziorac 04/1/21 11:02 am

Between the reference to the Evergiven and the dirty jokes, I love this new post. :D

SilveredFox 04/1/21 11:00 am

ah XD I love it. Good mesh of things.

Nrogara 04/1/21 10:35 am

omg I love it XD

Luck 04/1/21 10:33 am

is edible... I get that my pet is eating the pizzas on board but I prefer to imagine that they ate an entire container ship instead. :joy:

Jack 04/1/21 10:32 am

omg i'm crying ;; this is amazing, thank you!

Amber STAFF 04/1/21 10:22 am

@pointycatears Yes, and ignored that because you'll find out tomorrow if it's two posts or one. :)

youngexplorer 04/1/21 10:18 am

A ship that smells like fresh baked pizza. Perfect.
@Urge - what penis jokes??

Trees 04/1/21 10:13 am

That's not what I asked, I asked if they would be in the same news post or not.

Penemuel 04/1/21 10:02 am

LOL OMG the innuendos!

I love it!!

Extract 04/1/21 9:57 am

I am actually happy about this. I forgot to buy my collections last night and I was happy to see I still had them in my cart today ;)

Taarna 04/1/21 9:54 am

I see what you did there

Laurey 04/1/21 9:53 am

Also the fact that an entire freaking cargo ship is a food item lol

chookie 04/1/21 9:51 am

omg LOL XD XD best pizza delivery boi! yes yes YES i love Elwood Day :D

Laurey 04/1/21 9:50 am

This whole thing is amazing - the jokes, the actual lore connection as to why everything is backed up, Elwood being Elwood.

Whoever writes the news posts for these, I love you so much lmao

Evil 04/1/21 9:49 am

Marianne 04/1/21 9:47 am

Who cares about delays after this 'solid' gold (wood) statement by Elwood, haha.

RoxyWolf 04/1/21 9:46 am

this remains my favorite subetan holiday, thanks elwood

Bear 04/1/21 9:45 am

this is amazing 😂😂

Amber STAFF 04/1/21 9:44 am

@pointycatears they both will be going out tomorrow yes

StarShadow 04/1/21 9:44 am

Oh cool, thanks! :D

Trees 04/1/21 9:43 am

Does that mean the collection will be released on the same news post as the Loyalty items, or will there be two separate news posts?

Narcissist 04/1/21 9:39 am

oh!! penis jokes!! yes!! I needed this XD

Bokuto 04/1/21 9:37 am

the 'free gift' is just one click away from the charity page, dont sweat it

Amber STAFF 04/1/21 9:34 am

look it's 6:30am, links are going to be wrong

Phoenix 04/1/21 9:34 am

@Bokuto
Ditto, this is hilarious and I love it

Derelict 04/1/21 9:34 am

LOL nice

Bokuto 04/1/21 9:32 am

IM CRYING, everything about this newspost is pure gold asgdfahs
made my day, thank you :')

penelope 04/1/21 9:32 am

This is adorable.

Jessi STAFF 04/1/21 9:32 am

Amazing.

dragonrider88 04/1/21 9:31 am

LOL so many innuendos! Love you Elwood! :heart:

psst, the link takes you to Charity, not the free gift ;)

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