Free Gift: The Everwood

Phew, I thought I wasn't going to make it for Elwood Day this year. I had a large shipment of pizzas ready for everyone but apparently it was TOO large and my ship, the Everwood, ended up getting a bit stuck and delaying just about everything. That's my fault for trying to fit something so big and hard to manage into a such a tight spot without making sure it was well oiled first. After a good tug, though, it was freed and I was able to finish in good time.

So sorry y'all about everything else but me being delayed, but we have the most fun, right? And now I have these commemorative container ships for you all to enjoy forever. Fresh pizza scented!!

Where's the April Monthly Collection, you ask? Well, it was in the ship behind me, you see, and I'm not sharing my day. It will be here tomorrow!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/21 9:30 am Leave Comment

Targaryen 04/2/21 11:07 pm

I am trying not to say what Elwoods ship reminds me of , but I can not help it. 200 ships behind a stuck ship.

Aries 04/2/21 10:48 pm

This post was hilarious

egg 04/2/21 6:03 am

@StarShadow

the snowtapult is a winter thing.

StarShadow 04/2/21 1:02 am

Just wondering if the snowtapult will ever come back. It will take years to get the achievement so guess it's not a big deal but was only shut down because of survival skins which is over now.

Ancalimee 04/2/21 12:27 am

I laughed so hard I may have cracked a rib and that’s totally ok! 🤣

Kreeki 04/2/21 12:06 am

I got my first Covid vaccine shot today for which I am terribly excited, but this low key tickled the funniest bone in my body <3

this is ridiculously clever

JelloStar 04/1/21 10:45 pm

LOL - Brilliant. ilu guys! <3

Bren 04/1/21 10:41 pm

LMAO- oh, dyin’ here... seriously- this was the best Elwood Day news post yet. Brilliant! And some of the comments were just. The. BEST! 😂

Sefyra 04/1/21 9:55 pm

I am delighted by this. The ship may have only been stuck in the canal for a couple days, but it will be stuck forever in our hearts.

LadyMeridius 04/1/21 9:34 pm

@Bleak_Light maybe its a PIZZA THONG :O

February30th 04/1/21 8:00 pm

The tankard that brings the ranch dressing... A Conestoga class super freighter.

Kelcifer 04/1/21 7:55 pm

this post made my entire life

Ying 04/1/21 6:33 pm

So dumb but also so smart. I love it!

Muerte 04/1/21 6:14 pm

Suddenly remembered that I was the one that suggested that food response in the first place.

Muerte 04/1/21 6:12 pm

@Montre
The site:

GLaDOS 04/1/21 6:10 pm

Oh man this made my day 😂

Lily 04/1/21 6:07 pm

The Everwood, I'm dying!! xD. Kudos to the staff member that thought that one up!

Cassandra 04/1/21 5:55 pm

This is gold. the item is lovely. the art is amazing, the description is so much fun.. Thank you so much. :smiley:

Synth 04/1/21 5:54 pm

Omg dies laughing
Thanks Elwood!

Jestro 04/1/21 5:36 pm

love it thank you

Jestro 04/1/21 5:36 pm

love it thank you

Brioche 04/1/21 5:13 pm

Funny stuff right there! Thanks for making the entire ship edible, my Gourmand will be quite happy to eat an entire ship of pizza.

Ryuu 04/1/21 5:13 pm

Great taste, amazing execution this year!

Love that you can eat the entire container ship too. Like, let's be frank, when you're dealing with Elwood, you need to be able to take large, hot, & sticky loads. ;)

Montre 04/1/21 5:09 pm

The RNG just kept the joke going. Blame it, not me.

lovecraft 04/1/21 5:08 pm

The hilarious shade in this item. Love it!

EmCee 04/1/21 4:24 pm

This item is actually really cute. What a silly little joke. Easily one of the best pranks.

Delirium 04/1/21 4:21 pm

Yesterday, I was walking around without a jacket.
Today, it snowed. It's still snowing.
THANKS ELWOOD

Damon 04/1/21 4:12 pm

Love you Elwood!

Bleak_Light 04/1/21 4:08 pm

Is the design on the front a slice of pizza, or is the ship wearing a thong? TELL ME! I must know!

Witchy 04/1/21 3:47 pm

Hahahaaa! Rey good

Lypsyl 04/1/21 3:25 pm

Thank you! I needed a laugh today :D

Chantho 04/1/21 3:11 pm

Lol, that's great, gotta love Elwood day. Totally my favorite holiday!

Tiobe 04/1/21 3:07 pm

#dying XD

Kushiel 04/1/21 2:56 pm

Wonderful. Perfect gift for Elwood Day

Kinky 04/1/21 2:48 pm

The innuendos are amazing!

BlueRiver 04/1/21 2:37 pm

Killed it with the innuendos, Elwood!
Moral of the story: don't draw naughty things with your boat or everyone gets screwed.

Petcollector 04/1/21 2:37 pm

Bravissimo!!!!

Yuzu 04/1/21 2:16 pm

I SNORTED SO LOUD THAT I WOKE MY CAT UP FROM HER NAP LOL thank you :satisfied:

Bro 04/1/21 2:11 pm

lmaoo

RenaissanceRagged 04/1/21 2:03 pm

cant even be mad. everybody say thank you mister elwood

Ariko 04/1/21 1:58 pm

Glorious, absolutely glorious. Major props to the quick turnaround of staff to get in on the best meme so far xD

Aelosselys 04/1/21 1:48 pm

I AM DYING OVER THE DESCRIPTION OMG SHEESH GUUUYYYYYYSSSSS

Thanks for making this world bearable <3

Rei 04/1/21 1:41 pm

Brilliant!

Avedis 04/1/21 1:17 pm

Nailed it

Riptide 04/1/21 1:16 pm

Wished I had a big ship :o

FCoD 04/1/21 1:05 pm

Lol, Elwood never disappoints! :)

cait 04/1/21 1:04 pm

i love this so much

Muerte 04/1/21 12:36 pm

Little do others know that this boat comes after his last one

Dandelion 04/1/21 12:32 pm

This was fantastic, bravo Subeta.

springblom 04/1/21 12:22 pm

OH gosh, you guys. This is just so Elwood. Hehe.

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