Super Happy Rainbow Cake




THE CAKE IS A LIE





Or maybe that's what the Token Shop would like you to think ;)
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Posted by Keith

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
it's about time Subeta had some Portal!! we need wearable companion cubes!!!
Def need a companion cube!
I love Portal references. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> Thanks for making me smile. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Cake is a lie...where have I heard that?
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Did you contact a UA about it? You should always do that if you experience a glitch.
And now it's gone. sigh There were well over 70 when I first tried, now they're all gone and I didn't get any because of a stupid glitch. is annoyed
Super Happy Rainbow Cake
Tokens: 200
26 in stock n

10:48 pm
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Go now: 10:33 p.m. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
It won't let me buy one....<img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> I took my tokens out, clicked on it, and it said I bought it, but when I checked, all my tokens were back in my vault, and I had no cake. When I tried again, I got this:

Don't try and hog the items! You have -337898 Hours, -29 minutes, and -44 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!

What's going on? <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Yikes! O.o Only 62 left at the time of this post! (10:33pm Subeta time)
Yes! Another restock! Thank you!
some one has been playing portal, that's a good game i haven't played it but i watched my husband play it
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oh i love that game!!!!
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Aww, my friend Rapha gave me the cake. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" /><p />The cake's even better now that I know the story behind it. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Portal = Love I love you Keith for giving us this!
hello all, has there been a 2nd restock of this, missed the first and then had to work..thanks
Ohgodportal. D8 That game is orgasmic. ...If...I'm allowed to say that here.

8< Unfortunately, that is not the portal cake. You should make a companion cube cake.
Oh man Keith xD You're anwesome! Portal=Awesome and Keith=Awesome therefore Portal=Keith! o_o nevermind that last comment xD
Oh my god, Portal. XD

I would so get this item if it wasn't a lie.
I need an Ariel cake! This is amasing.
portal = <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> XD
Never played the game before, but pretty image. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> And obviously everyone who got the reference is getting a kick out of it XD

I want cake now. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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<img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> i want one but not for over 3 mil
I'm really glad I got one while I could. It's very beautiful and will make a lovely add to my rainbow/spectrum collection. Thank you to the artist. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Aww, no! I missed it. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws:8080/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> Rainbowy cake!
Oh lawd. Old phrase is old. It's bad enough that's on over 490865340958 forums/websites/message boards.
Awesome! -heart-
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I can have my very own Ariel cake?! <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
Oooooo I know that cake and it looks almost as good as the real thing lol

Can't wait for the restock <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
=D tacklespazz Portal is my FAVORITE GAME EVER! Thanks so much for the awesome reference.

GLaDOS: There was even going to be a party. A big one. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube.
Goes well with an I-Love-You Lamington. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Will try for the next restock <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
now you have to make some ariel cupcake lollypops!
pokes new thread in the chit chat forum
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This is so freaking amasing!

Must buy _
Jag
For everyone who doesn't understand "the cake is a lie", please Google it. It's easy, fast, and come on. Geez.

"The cake is a lie" comes from Portal, as everyone else said, a game found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3. See for yourself <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+cake+is+a+lie
Must have Ariel cake <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
Mmm. Ariel cake.

DO WANT.
What's this whole "the cake is a lie" thing? =/ -doesn't understand-
Portal = Greatest Game EVER
'It's pretty funny how 4chan and this site hate each other yet Subeta still uses their memes.'

This meme belongs to Portal, it's just been used by 4chan. ( /._.)/
<img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" /> I keep missing the restocks at the token shop <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
But I saw the cake! With the candle and all!
That's what makes it funny. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
ran over there and there were not any left...

So I guess the Cake Was a lie after all....
But the cake wasnt a lie! That was the joke!
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It's pretty funny how 4chan and this site hate each other yet Subeta still uses their memes.
I would be so happy if the token shop would release the same way as it did before. But to include a time for our friends overseas, sometimes their any where from 8 hours or more ahead of us mountain standard time. I may miss the chance to get Super Happy Rainbow Cake, because of the way token shop is set up.
Ariel cake is amazing!!
..did we run out of cake?? XD

(nabbed one,yay)
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I love the way restocks are again. Enough items to give everyone a chance. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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Aww man there aren't anymore XD but portal reference FTW Just what I needed to make my day better lol
finally, something restocked in the token shop that i actually want!! -grabs cake-
i've no idea what all the references to portals mean (obviously i must too old <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />), but it's a beautiful item and therefore well worth having...thank you... <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Ok, that's pretty darn funny. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
:O
Where have I seen this before ;D

It is cute (: -buys-
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xDDDDDDDDDDDD
WIIIIIIN.
waah, i want <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> but i already bought an Essence of Manliness a while ago, so i have to wait 5 and a half hours! they'll all be gone -- and i'll be fast asleep -- by then! <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Super Happy Rainbow Cake for 200 Tokens!

really cute =)
So cute! I love how it's all grey, then BAM! Rainbowwww. :3 Mmm to buy, or not to buy? C;
AH! Portal reference. <3
squeal Its so pretty O_O buys
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I can't believe no one has posted the recipe, or the fact that I'm still alive.
It's so delicious and moist.
Have some delicious cake.

But thecakeisalie! DX
The only thing the cake does is be delicious. Either that or a lie.
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Super Happy Rainbow Cake for 200 Tokens!

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;-; whats portal
<img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
well i got one anyways ^^
why is it a lieeee?
First person I thought of when I saw this was Ariel. xD News posts and items like this are what make Subeta awesome.
Rofl @ bi=g writting

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You Have Purchased:

Super Happy Rainbow Cake for 200 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

yay! this new system rocksssssss

-running out of tokens-

only 50 or 150 left D8
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Aw. That's the cake Ariel made.
Cute. :]
Yum!
Love it...and straight into my moving gallery! <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> Thank you.
This cake would be perfect for The Cake Is A Lie's treasure chest.

But Portal references at 1 AM ftw.
Must... have.... That would fit great in with my sweets gallery. 6 more hours...
-Sorry about blank post-
The cake doesn't DO anything. Its not wearable, for those asking.
Lol. Portal referance?
PORTAL REFERENCE!

Must... get... cake! It can't be a lie o_o
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i gotta wait 7 hours <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Super Happy Rainbow Cake for 200 Tokens!

Thanks for your business!

good thing I stayed up xD
Whoot for portal refrences! I asked keith for game related items like a cake is a lie cake!
It's Ariel's freakin' amazing cake! =o -dive-
Yessss, I totally impulse-bought it. Cake + Rainbows = <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
LOL I love you, Keith! Portal wins!
Oh boy. I can't wait to hear the story behind this one. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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LOL @ The description. x)
I love you guys. Portal reference FTW!
RAINBOWCAKE! 8D

I don't care what it does or does not do, I must have it. Much love to the artist. @User not found: __@
This is the beginning of Ariel's bake shop k?
oh my cake!!! and I just bought a hairy chest. Maybe next time combine the two...BEEFCAKE <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Oh well maybe next time .
Um, It's a cake, you just eat cake. I thought it would be warrible or something odd like that. So I got one. sighs my siggy on the forums looks tastier
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AmaZing - yeah...

<img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
You can do lots of things with cake. Mine make very good sweet projectiles.
Om nom nom. I had cake today Px
So what does this cake do? Food, clothing, to look amasing...?
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Lol at the description! xD
...It ate my comment. o_o

*Mmm. Cake. :3 I wonder if it's a sort of.. birthday present to me? XD
Things can be pretty and look good in galleries and such, but it's more fun if you can do something with it other than admire it <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
Mmm. Cake. :3
Don't try and hog the items! You have 8 Hours, 51 minutes, and 5 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!

Ahh, no! I must have the cake... it's animated! xO
Why can't items just be here to be pretty, not everything has to /do/ something <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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It looks almost as yummy as Ariel's cake. <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />!
I am so glad I didn't buy that man thing xD lol
I bought one even though I don't know what it's supposed to be for xD stuffs into vault for later
Jag
What does it do? It's a /cake/.
It doesn't /do/ anything.
It's only edible.
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haha i went and bought some 100 point wizard tokens to get this..
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wat does it do?
Omg, AMASING cake, kudos to the artist and 'whoever' may have inspired such genius <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
I have seen this cake before! <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
I dun have enough! Darn.
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Ariel = awesome!

-rushes to buy one-
YES! 8D Rainbow cake (of lies) of rainbow, ftw! X3
What's this? An obscure Portal reference AND a rainbow cake?

<img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> !
The cake is not a lie! <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Such an awesome cake! <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy.gif" border="0" />
XD This is awesome.
I have a feeling I've seen the cake before.. xD

Man Keith, you're spoiling us with all these updates <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I lol'd.

Also: DO WANT!
I love you guys so hard.
What does the cake do?
Yes!
OMG ARIEL CAKE FTW. This is the most amasing item ever created.
Darn manly toughness. XDD

Super happy cake is super happy! luffs
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Don't try and hog the items! You have 9 Hours, 5 minutes, and 52 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!
<img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
xD
I can't get it because of that other
token shop item D; darn. so cute <img src="http://www.subeta.ws/images/smilies/smiley_xface.gif" border="0" />
glad you looked before bed

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