Free Gift: El Wood

Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.

I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/11 6:21 pm Leave Comment

Load this on Kumos site

Dia903

thank u

Dia903

thank u

tiek16

You receive:

Woodrow

and 100 sP thank you

~~CATNIP~~

@Tekki

Quote:

This reminds me of Ren and Stimpy's amazing toy "LOG"

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? FU.NNY!!

~~CATNIP~~

LOL SICK!!!! too funny!

Sirenia

thank you for the wood i will use it for lots of things and love it more lol...

Mudkipz258

You're amazing XD

MallowEater

BWAHAHAHA. You guys have sick minds.

CelticRaiN

Thanks, again, for the wood! xD

Buffy

I'm so sad I missed it this year but I couldn't get online.. :(

Mutilatrix

It's Log, it's Log~
It's better than bad-- It's good!

Everyone wants a Log~
You're gonna love it Log~
Come on and get your Log~

~~Loki_826~~

Oh...oh god. HAHAHA. Elwood, you slut! :D :heart:

Briar

OHMY elwood that is awesome

Mythology

XDDD

KB02

lol absolutely hysterical. totally made my day ~_^

PlooshieQueen

Absolutely priceless... :)

Leviathan

oh. my. god.

saRAWR

haha! love it xD

Rayfelle

LOL. oh gawd
i think i laughed too hard at that >.>

lord-polokus

This is so bad its funny. XD

GameCubeGirl

Oh my, Elwood..you're wood is very hard indeed!

Dews

gutter...can't help it

ghost_935

Oh my. How very generous of you, sir.

L130053

Krr. What did I just read.

Jeggon

WOOOOOOD

Kittycatrat

Wow! This is too far! It's sick! You guys are all disgusting!

But... seriously... if I read this at night while I was drunktired... I'd probably laugh so hard that I'd wake up the neighbors. I love you guys XD.

Jovian

oh Elwood, you shouldn't have.

Coppy

OMG! Just coming back to Subeta from a week in hell, and you guys are making me LMAO!

Thanks so much,
Coppy

wrjp

teeehee

kaminskas

My inner five-year-old is giggling.
So is my outer college student.

Bokuto

ROFL xD i will make sure to take a good care of this wood xDD
haha i love you subeta

Fray

LOL. LOL. LOL.

Gray

I giggled.

This is awesome.

Malygna

I'll play with your wood in public, Elwood.

Maple

I feel so touched... by this wood.

MCNUZZ

Wow.

Kakashi

Careful not to get splinters while rubbing yer wood. >-<

Tempest

HAHAHAHA! Oh, I'll make sure to keep my wood well taken care of.

mmmh81

mmmm, wood! i like to keep mine out where every one can enjoy it! haha sorry!

VOLTAGE

OH EL WOOD, YOU!

~~Sylverwyng~~

blink Did I just read that right?

Tekki

This reminds me of Ren and Stimpy's amazing toy "LOG"

TRUTH_382

oh wow LMAO

Pinklolly87

lmao this is exactly why Subeta is the best <3
At least El Wood is generous enough to let you borrow HIS wood to "practice on" should u feel insecure about oiling up your own! xD

quailien

Oh my :">

so2o

I came.

QueenBandit

haha this is awesome!! I will definitely take care of my wood from now on xD

operationivy

Gotta love April Fools Day pranks!!

Lindsie

Oh my, LOLOLOLOL.

Rayen

It's Log from Blammo!

Sorry I had to, my inner child giggled seeing this item.

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